Your Mom Loves Cock

Player	Fri 3/27		'25-26 Stats							Availability
Your Mom Loves Cock
Name	Opp	FPts	G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg		Status
Anze Kopitar C LA		—	11	21	8	16	16:39:41	132.4	2.5	Locked	C
Marco Rossi C VAN		—	9	18	8	-12	10:35:40	97.4	2.7	Locked	C
Quinton Byfield C/LW LA		—	14	22	40	-10	21:39:15	180.5	2.8	Locked	LW
Evander Kane LW VAN		—	12	17	90	-17	17:56:48	183	2.8	Locked	LW
Nikita Kucherov RW TB		—	38	76	42	41	21:21:21	387.6	6.1	Locked	RW
Cole Caufield W MTL		—	40	29	14	19	20:18:34	297.95	4.4	Locked	RW
Brock Boeser W VAN		—	16	20	6	-31	19:13:40	167.3	2.7	Locked	F
Bo Groulx C TOR		—	3	2	0	6	1:36:11	20.75	3.5	Locked	F
Rasmus Andersson D VGK		—	12	25	65	-3	26:29:08	214	3.1	Locked	D
Thomas Harley D DAL		—	6	24	20	1	21:28:17	151.75	2.7	Locked	D
Noah Hanifin D VGK		—	3	20	8	-5	22:08:44	132.15	2.3	Locked	D
Denton Mateychuk D CBJ		—	11	17	4	13	19:53:54	125.2	2.1	Locked	D

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Jet Greaves G CBJ		—	23	1,249	1,135	114	.909	234.5	3.4	Locked	G
Joel Hofer G STL		—	17	995	904	92	.909	190	2.8	Locked	G

Benched
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Leo Carlsson C ANA		—	24	32	31	2	18:13:24	231.8	4.1	Locked	BN
Brayden Point C TB		—	16	28	12	10	14:50:07	165.85	3.4	Locked	BN
Morgan Frost C CGY		—	16	18	24	-18	17:36:14	164.95	2.4	Locked	BN
Robert Thomas C STL		—	16	29	16	12	16:09:03	164.55	3.2	Locked	BN
Barrett Hayton C UTA		—	10	15	54	3	16:35:28	146.95	2.3	Locked	BN
Michael Bunting LW DAL		—	14	19	20	-20	16:29:05	156	2.3	Locked	BN
Mason McTavish C/LW ANA		—	13	19	40	-11	16:16:54	160.25	2.6	Locked	BN
Jack McBain C/LW UTA		—	8	16	72	12	16:14:20	140.35	2	Locked	BN
Mark Stone RW VGK		—	21	41	9	15	14:59:58	214.95	4.6	Locked	BN
Logan Stankoven C/RW CAR		—	14	18	23	12	17:33:42	157.9	2.3	Locked	BN
Lucas Raymond W DET	@BUF7:00 PM	—	21	46	14	13	20:55:44	242.45	3.6	Locked	BN
Jack Quinn W BUF	DET7:00 PM	—	16	28	14	8	17:54:36	190.95	2.8	Locked	BN
Jackson LaCombe D ANA		—	8	39	17	0	27:58:49	206.1	3	Locked	BN
John Carlson D ANA		—	10	37	28	13	22:07:30	195.15	3.4	Locked	BN
Bowen Byram D BUF	DET7:00 PM	—	10	25	46	13	25:56:50	161.3	2.3	Locked	BN
Alexander Nikishin D CAR		—	10	17	29	12	20:22:08	150.2	2.2	Locked	BN
Olen Zellweger D ANA		—	7	12	32	4	19:44:44	131.35	1.9	Locked	BN

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Karel Vejmelka G UTA		—	31	1,367	1,229	139	.899	272.4	4	Locked	BN
Lukas Dostal G ANA		—	28	1,310	1,170	140	.893	235.2	3.9	Locked	BN
Jacob Markstrom G NJ		—	21	1,003	887	116	.884	176.2	2.8	Locked	BN
Akira Schmid G VGK		—	16	771	690	81	.895	145	2.1	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
IRJiri Kulich C BUF	DET7:00 PM	—	3	2	4	-4	3:16:22	27.2	2.3	Locked	IR
IRFilip Hallander C PIT		—	1	3	2	4	2:50:51	23.85	1.7	Locked	IR
OUTKirill Kaprizov LW MIN		—	38	42	28	8	25:45:29	349.4	5.1	Locked	IR
IRJonathan Huberdeau C/LW CGY		—	10	15	41	-9	15:06:34	124.3	2.5	Locked	IR
DTDMackie Samoskevich RW FLA		—	6	17	26	-6	15:40:30	139.3	2.1	Locked	IR
DTDSam Reinhart C/RW FLA		—	29	32	10	-18	22:42:20	264	4.1	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Aatu Raty C VAN		—	4	9	22	1	10:26:49	64.6	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Filip Bystedt C SJ		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Michael Hage C MTL		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Justin Hryckowian LW DAL		—	10	13	43	0	14:17:53	111.9	1.7	Locked	TAXI
Liam Ohgren LW VAN		—	7	7	0	-5	11:17:18	80	1.5	Locked	TAXI
Ethan Wyttenbach LW CGY		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Trevor Connelly C/LW VGK		—						—		Locked	TAXI
DTDMichael Brandsegg-Nygård RW DET	@BUF7:00 PM	—	0	1	2	-5	2:27:25	11.85	1	Locked	TAXI
Jagger Firkus RW SEA		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Liam Greentree RW LA		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Ville Koivunen W PIT		—	2	5	10	-5	6:57:09	39.25	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Jani Nyman W SEA		—	4	2	6	0	4:22:55	35.55	1.4	Locked	TAXI
Charle-Edouard D'Astous D TB		—	4	17	80	-5	17:23:18	115.5	2.1	Locked	TAXI
Pavel Mintyukov D ANA		—	8	12	10	-2	19:34:24	110	1.7	Locked	TAXI
Zayne Parekh D CGY		—	0	3	6	-3	6:30:22	22.8	0.9	Locked	TAXI
Kevin Korchinski D CHI	@NYR7:00 PM	—	0	1	2	-1	46:48	4.85	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Carter Yakemchuk D OTT		—						—		Locked	TAXI

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Drew Commesso G CHI	@NYR7:00 PM	—	2	85	78	7	.918	21.6	5.4	Locked	TAXI
Dylan Garand G NYR	CHI7:00 PM	—	0	0	0	0	-	0	0	Locked	TAXI
Joel Blomqvist G PIT		—						—		Locked	TAXI

Record

18-2

Points

4,867.65-3,723.75

Waiver Budget

$500

Rank

Owner

Steel_Neil

Last Lineup Change

Sat 3/21/26 6:00 AM

Current

Moore ..

Roster

Illegal

12 C 2-20
9 LW 2-20
7 RW 2-20
9 D 4-20
6 G 2-10
14 Start 14 max
6 IR 15 max
20 TAXI 20 max
35 Active 35 max
61 Total 70 max

Keepers

41 Set / 42 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad