Your Mom Loves Cock

Player	Sun 3/22		'25-26 Stats							Availability
Your Mom Loves Cock
Name	Opp	FPts	G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg		Status
Leo Carlsson C ANA	BUF8:00 PM	—	21	31	31	-1	17:21:02	215.55	4	Locked	C
Robert Thomas C STL		—	16	28	14	10	15:30:30	161.2	3.2	Locked	C
Kirill Kaprizov LW MIN		—	38	41	26	10	25:00:54	342.3	5.1	Locked	LW
Mason McTavish C/LW ANA	BUF8:00 PM	—	13	19	40	-11	16:06:32	159.25	2.6	Locked	LW
											RW
											RW
Cole Caufield W MTL		—	38	27	14	21	19:20:00	281.95	4.4	Locked	F
											F
Jackson LaCombe D ANA	BUF8:00 PM	—	8	38	17	-2	26:53:14	200.6	3	Locked	D
Olen Zellweger D ANA	BUF8:00 PM	—	7	12	30	7	19:02:12	128.25	2	Locked	D
Pavel Mintyukov D ANA	BUF8:00 PM	—	8	10	8	-5	18:31:27	102.4	1.7	Locked	D
											D

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Lukas Dostal G ANA	BUF8:00 PM	—	26	1,222	1,089	133	.891	216	3.8	Locked	G
Joel Hofer G STL		—	17	964	874	91	.907	185	2.8	Locked	G

Benched
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Brayden Point C TB	@CGY8:00 PM	—	16	27	12	9	14:16:15	163.1	3.5	Locked	BN
Morgan Frost C CGY	TB8:00 PM	—	14	18	24	-18	16:47:59	153.45	2.3	Locked	BN
Barrett Hayton C UTA	LA9:00 PM	—	9	14	50	3	15:49:46	137	2.2	Locked	BN
Anze Kopitar C LA	@UTA9:00 PM	—	10	20	8	14	15:58:06	124.9	2.4	Locked	BN
Marco Rossi C VAN		—	8	14	8	-13	10:01:38	84.9	2.5	Locked	BN
Evander Kane LW VAN		—	12	16	78	-18	17:32:28	175.9	2.8	Locked	BN
Michael Bunting LW DAL	VGK7:00 PM	—	14	19	16	-18	16:00:26	153.8	2.4	Locked	BN
Quinton Byfield C/LW LA	@UTA9:00 PM	—	13	20	38	-11	20:59:48	170.9	2.7	Locked	BN
Nikita Kucherov RW TB	@CGY8:00 PM	—	34	72	42	34	20:45:22	362.35	5.8	Locked	BN
Mark Stone RW VGK	@DAL7:00 PM	—	21	41	9	19	14:21:26	212.45	4.7	Locked	BN
Logan Stankoven C/RW CAR	@PIT3:00 PM	—	13	17	23	10	16:48:22	147.4	2.2	Locked	BN
Lucas Raymond W DET		—	21	45	14	12	20:16:24	239.45	3.7	Locked	BN
Jack Quinn W BUF	@ANA8:00 PM	—	16	28	14	7	17:24:00	188.45	2.8	Locked	BN
Brock Boeser W VAN		—	16	16	6	-31	18:36:43	157.55	2.7	Locked	BN
Rasmus Andersson D VGK	@DAL7:00 PM	—	12	25	63	-1	25:47:36	212.15	3.2	Locked	BN
Bowen Byram D BUF	@ANA8:00 PM	—	10	25	44	12	25:11:12	159.45	2.4	Locked	BN
Thomas Harley D DAL	VGK7:00 PM	—	6	23	20	3	20:44:17	145	2.7	Locked	BN
Alexander Nikishin D CAR	@PIT3:00 PM	—	9	16	27	13	19:32:07	140.1	2.2	Locked	BN
Noah Hanifin D VGK	@DAL7:00 PM	—	3	20	8	-2	21:28:53	129.65	2.3	Locked	BN
Denton Mateychuk D CBJ	@NYI7:00 PM	—	10	17	4	11	19:25:08	121.45	2.1	Locked	BN

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Karel Vejmelka G UTA	LA9:00 PM	—	30	1,339	1,201	139	.897	258.8	4	Locked	BN
Jet Greaves G CBJ	@NYI7:00 PM	—	21	1,195	1,085	110	.908	218.5	3.3	Locked	BN
Jacob Markstrom G NJ		—	19	963	853	110	.886	165.4	2.7	Locked	BN
Akira Schmid G VGK	@DAL7:00 PM	—	16	757	676	81	.893	142.2	2.1	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
IRJiri Kulich C BUF	@ANA8:00 PM	—	3	2	4	-4	3:16:22	27.2	2.3	Locked	IR
IRFilip Hallander C PIT	CAR3:00 PM	—	1	3	2	4	2:50:51	23.85	1.7	Locked	IR
IRJonathan Huberdeau C/LW CGY	TB8:00 PM	—	10	15	41	-9	15:06:34	124.3	2.5	Locked	IR
OUTSam Reinhart C/RW FLA		—	29	32	10	-18	22:42:20	264	4.1	Locked	IR
John Carlson D ANA	BUF8:00 PM	—	10	36	26	11	20:57:28	188.3	3.4	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Aatu Raty C VAN		—	3	9	22	0	10:02:06	61.1	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Filip Bystedt C SJ		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Michael Hage C MTL		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Liam Ohgren LW VAN		—	6	6	0	-5	10:48:49	73.75	1.4	Locked	TAXI
Pavol Regenda LW SJ		—	8	1	10	2	4:03:02	51.5	2.9	Locked	TAXI
Ethan Wyttenbach LW CGY	TB8:00 PM	—						—		Locked	TAXI
Trevor Connelly C/LW VGK	@DAL7:00 PM	—						—		Locked	TAXI
Mackie Samoskevich RW FLA		—	6	16	24	-8	14:51:30	133.45	2.1	Locked	TAXI
DTDMichael Brandsegg-Nygård RW DET		—	0	1	2	-5	2:27:25	11.85	1	Locked	TAXI
Jagger Firkus RW SEA		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Liam Greentree RW LA	@UTA9:00 PM	—						—		Locked	TAXI
Ville Koivunen W PIT	CAR3:00 PM	—	2	5	8	-5	6:47:00	38.4	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Jani Nyman W SEA		—	4	2	6	1	4:16:55	35.3	1.5	Locked	TAXI
Charle-Edouard D'Astous D TB	@CGY8:00 PM	—	4	16	78	-6	16:42:49	111.15	2.1	Locked	TAXI
Zayne Parekh D CGY	TB8:00 PM	—	0	2	6	-4	5:34:33	17.55	0.8	Locked	TAXI
Kevin Korchinski D CHI	NSH3:00 PM	—	0	1	2	-1	46:48	4.85	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Carter Yakemchuk D OTT		—						—		Locked	TAXI

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Drew Commesso G CHI	NSH3:00 PM	—	2	85	78	7	.918	21.6	5.4	Locked	TAXI
Dylan Garand G NYR	WPG12:00 PM	—	0	0	0	0	-	0	0	Locked	TAXI
Joel Blomqvist G PIT	CAR3:00 PM	—						—		Locked	TAXI

Record

18-2

Points

4,867.65-3,723.75

Waiver Budget

$500

Rank

Owner

Steel_Neil

Last Lineup Change

Sun 3/15/26 6:00 AM

Previous

W @ Bradsn..

Roster

Illegal

10 C 2-20
9 LW 2-20
7 RW 2-20
9 D 4-20
6 G 2-10
10 Start 14 max
5 IR 15 max
20 TAXI 20 max
34 Active 35 max
59 Total 70 max

Keepers

41 Set / 42 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad