Your Mom Loves Cock

Player	Mon 3/23		'25-26 Stats							Availability
Your Mom Loves Cock
Name	Opp	FPts	G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg		Status
Leo Carlsson C ANA		—	24	34	31	1	18:30:55	237.3	4.1	Locked	C
Anze Kopitar C LA		—	11	22	8	14	17:19:43	136.9	2.5	Locked	C
Quinton Byfield C/LW LA		—	15	23	40	-10	22:19:01	188.75	2.8	Locked	LW
Jack McBain C/LW UTA		—	8	16	72	12	16:28:51	141.85	2	Locked	LW
Nikita Kucherov RW TB		—	40	79	44	45	22:02:11	407.2	6.2	Locked	RW
Logan Stankoven C/RW CAR		—	14	19	23	12	17:50:02	160.65	2.3	Locked	RW
Brayden Point C TB		—	16	29	12	10	15:25:23	170.6	3.3	Locked	F
Morgan Frost C CGY		—	17	18	24	-17	17:50:35	168.95	2.4	Locked	F
Rasmus Andersson D VGK		—	12	25	65	-3	27:09:36	218.75	3.1	Locked	D
John Carlson D ANA		—	10	37	28	12	22:32:33	196.4	3.3	Locked	D
Thomas Harley D DAL		—	6	24	20	-1	22:16:44	153.5	2.6	Locked	D
Alexander Nikishin D CAR		—	10	18	29	12	20:38:23	153.2	2.2	Locked	D

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Jet Greaves G CBJ		—	23	1,271	1,156	115	.910	237.7	3.4	Locked	G
Lukas Dostal G ANA		—	28	1,310	1,170	140	.893	235.2	3.9	Locked	G

Benched
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Robert Thomas C STL		—	16	30	16	13	16:29:04	168.55	3.2	Locked	BN
Barrett Hayton C UTA		—	10	15	54	3	16:52:57	146.95	2.2	Locked	BN
Marco Rossi C VAN		—	9	19	8	-13	10:53:21	99.9	2.7	Locked	BN
Bo Groulx C TOR		—	3	2	0	4	1:49:50	21.25	3	Locked	BN
Evander Kane LW VAN		—	12	17	90	-17	18:12:19	183	2.8	Locked	BN
Michael Bunting LW DAL		—	14	19	20	-21	16:55:36	157.75	2.3	Locked	BN
Mason McTavish C/LW ANA		—	13	20	40	-11	16:29:22	163.25	2.6	Locked	BN
Mark Stone RW VGK		—	21	41	9	13	15:37:51	216.45	4.4	Locked	BN
Cole Caufield W MTL		—	43	31	14	21	20:34:41	314.45	4.6	Locked	BN
Lucas Raymond W DET		—	22	46	14	10	21:18:42	248.7	3.7	Locked	BN
Jack Quinn W BUF		—	17	28	16	8	18:20:59	196.8	2.8	Locked	BN
Brock Boeser W VAN		—	16	20	8	-32	19:32:35	168.9	2.7	Locked	BN
Jackson LaCombe D ANA		—	9	40	17	0	28:22:45	212.85	3	Locked	BN
Bowen Byram D BUF		—	10	26	48	15	26:39:05	166.65	2.3	Locked	BN
Olen Zellweger D ANA		—	7	13	32	2	19:57:29	134.35	1.9	Locked	BN
Noah Hanifin D VGK		—	3	20	8	-4	22:45:07	132.65	2.2	Locked	BN
Denton Mateychuk D CBJ		—	11	17	6	13	20:23:43	126.3	2	Locked	BN

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Karel Vejmelka G UTA		—	32	1,403	1,262	142	.900	281	4.1	Locked	BN
Joel Hofer G STL		—	17	995	904	92	.909	190	2.8	Locked	BN
Jacob Markstrom G NJ		—	21	1,003	887	116	.884	176.2	2.8	Locked	BN
Akira Schmid G VGK		—	16	791	706	85	.893	144.2	2	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
IRJiri Kulich C BUF		—	3	2	4	-4	3:16:22	27.2	2.3	Locked	IR
IRFilip Hallander C PIT		—	1	3	2	4	2:50:51	23.85	1.7	Locked	IR
DTDKirill Kaprizov LW MIN		—	38	42	28	8	25:45:29	349.4	5.1	Locked	IR
IRJonathan Huberdeau C/LW CGY		—	10	15	41	-9	15:06:34	124.3	2.5	Locked	IR
DTDMackie Samoskevich RW FLA		—	6	17	26	-6	15:40:30	139.3	2.1	Locked	IR
DTDSam Reinhart C/RW FLA		—	29	32	10	-18	22:42:20	264	4.1	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Aatu Raty C VAN		—	4	9	22	1	10:39:46	64.6	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Filip Bystedt C SJ		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Michael Hage C MTL		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Justin Hryckowian LW DAL		—	11	13	43	0	14:47:54	117.65	1.7	Locked	TAXI
Liam Ohgren LW VAN		—	7	7	0	-6	11:32:42	80	1.4	Locked	TAXI
Ethan Wyttenbach LW CGY		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Trevor Connelly C/LW VGK		—						—		Locked	TAXI
DTDMichael Brandsegg-Nygård RW DET		—	0	1	2	-5	2:27:25	11.85	1	Locked	TAXI
Jagger Firkus RW SEA		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Liam Greentree RW LA		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Ville Koivunen W PIT		—	2	5	10	-5	6:57:09	39.25	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Jani Nyman W SEA		—	4	2	6	-4	4:31:10	35.55	1.4	Locked	TAXI
Charle-Edouard D'Astous D TB		—	4	17	80	-7	17:54:35	117.25	2.1	Locked	TAXI
Pavel Mintyukov D ANA		—	8	12	10	-3	19:55:44	111.25	1.7	Locked	TAXI
Zayne Parekh D CGY		—	0	3	6	-4	6:45:31	23.05	0.9	Locked	TAXI
Kevin Korchinski D CHI		—	0	1	2	-1	46:48	4.85	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Carter Yakemchuk D OTT	@NYR7:30 PM	—						—		Locked	TAXI

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Drew Commesso G CHI		—	2	85	78	7	.918	21.6	5.4	Locked	TAXI
Dylan Garand G NYR	OTT7:30 PM	—	0	37	35	2	.946	5	1	Locked	TAXI
Joel Blomqvist G PIT		—						—		Locked	TAXI

Record

18-2

Points

4,867.65-3,723.75

Waiver Budget

$500

Rank

Owner

Steel_Neil

Last Lineup Change

Sun 3/22/26 11:02 AM

Current

W Moore ..

Roster

Illegal

12 C 2-20
9 LW 2-20
7 RW 2-20
9 D 4-20
6 G 2-10
14 Start 14 max
6 IR 15 max
20 TAXI 20 max
35 Active 35 max
61 Total 70 max

Keepers

41 Set / 42 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad