Rosters · Waving My Dick in the Wind

Player		Availability
Famous Anus
Name		Action
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRB. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
QD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hand Banana
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
QB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
OUTA. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
OUTC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
T. Johnson WR TB (9)		Locked
QD. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
IRM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
OUTH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Dirty Diapers
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
K. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
K. Bourne WR SF (14)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
Falcons D/ST ATL (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
J. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
QJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Born into a Bender
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
IRJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (11)		Locked
DX. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
OUTD. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
E. Pineiro K SF (14)		Locked
Chargers D/ST LAC (12)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
5th down
Name		Action
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
DD. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
B. Smith RB KC (10)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
OUTO. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
OUTW. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
QR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
QG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
M. Badgley K FA (11)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Spaceballs - The Team Name
J. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
QR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
K. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
J. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
Colts D/ST IND (11)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Scorpiente
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
QK. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
QK. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
Chiefs D/ST KC (10)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

It's Me, Vic Tayback
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
QI. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Narcissistic Drama Queen
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
L. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
QD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
J. Slye K TEN (10)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Famous Anus

Hand Banana

Dirty Diapers

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa

Born into a Bender

5th down

Spaceballs - The Team Name

Scorpiente

It's Me, Vic Tayback

Narcissistic Drama Queen