Rosters · Waving My Dick in the Wind

Player		Availability
Famous Anus
Name		Action
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
QD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hand Banana
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
IRK. Murray QB ARI (8)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
QB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
QA. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
QD. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
QC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
OUTM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
QH. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
QD. Njoku TE CLE (9)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Dirty Diapers
DG. Smith QB LV (8)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
IRT. Horton WR SEA (8)		Locked
IRC. Ridley WR TEN (10)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
M. Prater K BUF (7)		Locked
Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
QJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
QJ. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
QA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
QJ. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
QK. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
QJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
J. Smith TE PIT (5)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
IRS. Shrader K IND (11)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Born into a Bender
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
J. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
J. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
IRT. Hill WR MIA (12)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
QR. Shaheed WR SEA (11)		Locked
QX. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
QD. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Bills D/ST BUF (7)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
5th down
Name		Action
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
QD. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
QO. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
J. McNichols RB WAS (12)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
IRM. Nabers WR NYG (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
QR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
QG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
QK. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Spaceballs - The Team Name
QJ. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
QC. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
QJ. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
IRB. Allen RB NYJ (9)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
K. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
QR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
QJ. Reed WR GB (5)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
QJ. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
J. Elliott K PHI (9)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Scorpiente
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
QK. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Tuten RB JAC (8)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
T. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
J. Johnson TE NO (11)		Locked
T. Loop K BAL (7)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

It's Me, Vic Tayback
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
QC. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
N. Chubb RB HOU (6)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Narcissistic Drama Queen
QL. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
QD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
QT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
J. Bates K DET (8)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Famous Anus

Hand Banana

Dirty Diapers

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa

Born into a Bender

5th down

Spaceballs - The Team Name

Scorpiente

It's Me, Vic Tayback

Narcissistic Drama Queen