Rosters · Waving My Dick in the Wind

Player		Availability
Famous Anus
Name		Action
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRB. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
QD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hand Banana
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
IRJ. Fields QB NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
QB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
QA. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
DC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
QD. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
OUTM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
QH. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
QH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Dirty Diapers
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
K. Bourne WR SF (14)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
QK. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
QJ. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
QA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
QK. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
J. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
QJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Born into a Bender
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
QJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
J. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (11)		Locked
QX. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
QD. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
E. Pineiro K SF (14)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
5th down
Name		Action
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
QD. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
QO. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
IRK. Miller RB NO (11)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
QW. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
QR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
QG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
M. Gay K FA (12)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Spaceballs - The Team Name
S. Darnold QB SEA (8)		Locked
QJ. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
QC. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
QR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
K. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
QJ. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Scorpiente
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
QK. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
K. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
OUTM. Taylor TE NYJ (9)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
Chiefs D/ST KC (10)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

It's Me, Vic Tayback
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
IRK. Murray QB ARI (8)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Narcissistic Drama Queen
QJ. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
L. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
QD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
QT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
J. Bates K DET (8)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Famous Anus

Hand Banana

Dirty Diapers

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa

Born into a Bender

5th down

Spaceballs - The Team Name

Scorpiente

It's Me, Vic Tayback

Narcissistic Drama Queen