Rosters · Waving My Dick in the Wind

Player		Availability
Famous Anus
Name		Action
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
OUTZ. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRB. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
C. Rodriguez RB WAS (12)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
D. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hand Banana
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
QB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
QA. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
QC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
D. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
IRM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
QH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
Browns D/ST CLE (9)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Dirty Diapers
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
OUTN. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
OUTT. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
J. Jennings WR SF (14)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
O. Zaccheaus WR CHI (5)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
Bills D/ST BUF (7)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
QJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
QA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
J. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
QJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
OUTD. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Born into a Bender
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
IRJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (8)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
QX. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
E. Pineiro K SF (14)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Chargers D/ST LAC (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
5th down
Name		Action
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
QD. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
O. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
IRW. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
R. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
IRG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
M. Badgley K FA (11)		Locked
Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Spaceballs - The Team Name
J. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
R. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
J. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
K. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Colts D/ST IND (11)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Scorpiente
OUTB. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
K. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

It's Me, Vic Tayback
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
A. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
D. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Narcissistic Drama Queen
L. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
D. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
QT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
M. Prater K BUF (7)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Famous Anus

Hand Banana

Dirty Diapers

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa

Born into a Bender

5th down

Spaceballs - The Team Name

Scorpiente

It's Me, Vic Tayback

Narcissistic Drama Queen