Rosters · Waving My Dick in the Wind

Player		Availability
Famous Anus
Name		Action
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRB. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
C. Rodriguez RB WAS (12)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
D. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hand Banana
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
OUTB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTA. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
OUTC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
C. Watson WR GB (5)		Locked
D. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
IRM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
J. Bates K DET (8)		Locked
Browns D/ST CLE (9)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Dirty Diapers
J. Brissett QB ARI (8)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
E. Wilson RB GB (5)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
S. Tucker RB TB (9)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
A. Pierce WR IND (11)		Locked
T. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
J. Jennings WR SF (14)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
Falcons D/ST ATL (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
QJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
J. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
OUTJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Born into a Bender
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
IRJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (8)		Locked
OUTX. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
M. Gay K FA (14)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Chargers D/ST LAC (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
5th down
Name		Action
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
J. Love QB GB (5)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
OUTD. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
QO. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
IRW. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
QR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
G. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
T. Loop K BAL (7)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Spaceballs - The Team Name
J. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
R. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
J. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
K. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Colts D/ST IND (11)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Scorpiente
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
K. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

It's Me, Vic Tayback
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
OUTI. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
A. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
D. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Raiders D/ST LV (8)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Narcissistic Drama Queen
L. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
D. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
M. Wilson WR ARI (8)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
QM. Prater K BUF (7)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Famous Anus

Hand Banana

Dirty Diapers

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa

Born into a Bender

5th down

Spaceballs - The Team Name

Scorpiente

It's Me, Vic Tayback

Narcissistic Drama Queen