Rosters · Waving My Dick in the Wind

Player		Availability
Famous Anus
Name		Action
OUTJ. Love QB GB (5)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
QT. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRB. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
OUTC. Rodriguez RB WAS (12)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
OUTK. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
QD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hand Banana
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
A. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
QC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
QD. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
QM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
QK. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
E. Pineiro K SF (14)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Dirty Diapers
J. Brissett QB ARI (8)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
E. Wilson RB GB (5)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
T. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
A. Pierce WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Jennings WR SF (14)		Locked
P. Washington WR JAC (8)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
Falcons D/ST ATL (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
OUTJ. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
J. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Born into a Bender
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
S. Sanders QB CLE (9)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
QJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
X. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
J. Higgins WR HOU (6)		Locked
J. Johnson TE NO (11)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
N. Folk K NYJ (9)		Locked
C. Santos K CHI (5)		Locked
Chargers D/ST LAC (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
5th down
Name		Action
T. Lawrence QB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
D. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
O. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
W. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
QR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
QG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
B. Strange TE JAC (8)		Locked
A. Borregales K NE (14)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Buccaneers D/ST TB (9)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Spaceballs - The Team Name
J. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
OUTR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
OUTJ. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
K. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Scorpiente
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
QK. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Commanders D/ST WAS (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

It's Me, Vic Tayback
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
QH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Narcissistic Drama Queen
DL. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
M. Wilson WR ARI (8)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
QD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
OUTM. Prater K BUF (7)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Famous Anus

Hand Banana

Dirty Diapers

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa

Born into a Bender

5th down

Spaceballs - The Team Name

Scorpiente

It's Me, Vic Tayback

Narcissistic Drama Queen