Rosters · Waving My Dick in the Wind

Player		Availability
Famous Anus
Name		Action
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hand Banana
IRK. Murray QB ARI (8)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
B. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
A. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
QD. Sampson RB CLE (9)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
QD. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
QC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
QM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
Cardinals D/ST ARI (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Dirty Diapers
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
IRJ. Fields QB NYJ (9)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
IRJ. Mixon RB HOU (6)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. Jeudy WR CLE (9)		Locked
IRC. Ridley WR TEN (10)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
IRJ. Conner RB ARI (8)		Locked
OUTJ. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
R. Davis RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
J. Smith TE PIT (5)		Locked
OUTD. Njoku TE CLE (9)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Born into a Bender
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
QJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
OUTJ. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
IRT. Hill WR MIA (12)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (11)		Locked
X. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Bills D/ST BUF (7)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
5th down
Name		Action
T. Lawrence QB JAC (8)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
D. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
O. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
IRM. Nabers WR NYG (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
QR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
QH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
QG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
K. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Spaceballs - The Team Name
J. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRB. Allen RB NYJ (9)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
K. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
OUTR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
J. Reed WR GB (5)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
OUTJ. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
J. Elliott K PHI (9)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Scorpiente
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
OUTB. Tuten RB JAC (8)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
OUTK. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
B. Strange TE JAC (8)		Locked
T. Loop K BAL (7)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

It's Me, Vic Tayback
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
N. Chubb RB HOU (6)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Narcissistic Drama Queen
OUTL. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
IRA. Ekeler RB WAS (12)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
DD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
J. Bates K DET (8)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Famous Anus

Hand Banana

Dirty Diapers

Hawk Tua Tagovailoa

Born into a Bender

5th down

Spaceballs - The Team Name

Scorpiente

It's Me, Vic Tayback

Narcissistic Drama Queen