The Assclowns

Player	Week 17			Rank	Fantasy				Availability
The Assclowns
Name	Opp	Proj	Actual	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Dak Prescott QB DAL (10)	@WASW 30-23	23.12	25.75	5	21.6	20.23	23.62	22.9 344.15 Total	Locked	QB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)	@MINL 10-23	21.22	6.4	2	23.8	23.53	27.72	22.9 344.2 Total	Locked	RB
Omarion Hampton RB LAC (12)	HOUSat 4:30 PM	13.87	—	38	16.5	13.23	16.04	14.6 116.7 Total	Locked	RB
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)	JACSun 1:00 PM	18.5	—	3	16.9↓	13.8↓	13.02↓	22.7 341 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)	DALL 23-30	10	22.5	41	8.5	9.1	6.72	7.7 114.9 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jaylen Waddle WR MIA (12)	TBSun 1:00 PM	13.21	—	16	12.2	11.63	10.02	12.9 193.5 Total	Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)	DETW 23-10	12.89	7	26	14.5	7.27	6.6	11.7 176.1 Total	Locked	WR
QLuther Burden WR CHI (5)	@SFSun 8:20 PM	10.32	—	62	14.4↑	11↑	9.56	7.1 92.6 Total	Locked	WR
Colston Loveland TE CHI (5)	@SFSun 8:20 PM	9.38	—	17	6↓	9.67	9.94	8.5 118.6 Total	Locked	TE
Chase McLaughlin K TB (9)	@MIASun 1:00 PM	8.48	—	5	10	9.33	7.8	9 135 Total	Locked	K
Detroit Lions D/ST DET (8)	@MINL 10-23	10.6	25.76	13	18	22.81	19.25	19.3 290.16 Total	Locked	D/ST

Benched
Drake Maye QB NE (14)	@NYJSun 1:00 PM	24.94	—	3	28.5	25.62	23	23.7 355.25 Total	Locked	BN
Bryce Young QB CAR (14)	SEASun 1:00 PM	15.12	—	18	19.55	20.4	21.89	16.4 229.55 Total	Locked	BN
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)	CHISun 8:20 PM	23.12	—	26	34.85↑	27.93	23.47	23.1 161.65 Total	Locked	BN
Breece Hall RB NYJ (9)	NESun 1:00 PM	13.7	—	19	8.3↓	6.1↓	9.56	12.6 188.8 Total	Locked	BN
Woody Marks RB HOU (6)	@LACSat 4:30 PM	9.44	—	26	10.8	11.7	9.82	9.9 138.8 Total	Locked	BN
QKimani Vidal RB LAC (12)	HOUSat 4:30 PM	3.28	—	37	1.1↓	6.1	8.44	9.7 116.9 Total	Locked	BN
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)	NOSun 1:00 PM	9.9	—	44	21.5↑	11.27	9.74	9.2 100.9 Total	Locked	BN
Jeremy McNichols RB WAS (12)	DALL 23-30	8.36	4	58	5.2	2.53	3.5	4.8 66.6 Total	Locked	BN
Rasheen Ali RB BAL (7)	@GBSat 8:00 PM	2.81	—	86	2.2↑	5.9↑	4.38	1.7 22.4 Total	Locked	BN
Trayveon Williams RB CLE (9)	PITSun 1:00 PM	5.42	—	96	9.5↑	4.37	3.27	3.3 13.1 Total	Locked	BN
Evan Hull RB NO (11)	@TENSun 1:00 PM	4.09	—	113	0.3↓	1.17	1.25	1.2 5 Total	Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)	HOUSat 4:30 PM	8.56	—	29	9.4	7.73↓	7.9↓	11.3 169.4 Total	Locked	BN
QRicky Pearsall WR SF (14)	CHISun 8:20 PM	10.1	—	76	15.6↑	7.27	4.56	8.3 75.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jalen Coker WR CAR (14)	SEASun 1:00 PM	8.53	—	80	7.7	13.03	11.3	7.8 70.1 Total	Locked	BN
Joshua Palmer WR BUF (7)	PHISun 4:25 PM	3.93	—	107	1.2↓	2.63↓	3.92	4.9 49 Total	Locked	BN
Mitch Tinsley WR CIN (10)	ARISun 1:00 PM	1.68	—	126	0↓	2.27	4.28	4 31.6 Total	Locked	BN
Jordan Watkins WR SF (14)	CHISun 8:20 PM	0.16	—	191	0↓	1.53	1.53	1.5 4.6 Total	Locked	BN
Taysom Hill TE NO (11)	@TENSun 1:00 PM	4.13	—	58	16.7↑	5.6	4.04	3.5 38.15 Total	Locked	BN
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC (12)	HOUSat 4:30 PM	8.71	—	18	10.16↓	20.72	19.3	18.4 276.68 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
PUPDeshaun Watson QB CLE (9)	PITSun 1:00 PM	—	—						Locked	IR
IRBam Knight RB ARI (8)	@CINSun 1:00 PM	—	—	46	-0.2↓	8	10.34	7.8 93.9 Total	Locked	IR
OUTChris Rodriguez RB WAS (12)	DALL 23-30	—	—	55	13.9↑	9.73	9.26	7 76.7 Total	Locked	IR
IRTrey Benson RB ARI (8)	@CINSun 1:00 PM	0	—	72	0↓	6.17	7.08	7.1 35.4 Total	Locked	IR
IRMarShawn Lloyd RB GB (5)	BALSat 8:00 PM	—	—						Locked	IR
IRDPhil Mafah RB DAL (10)	@WASW 30-23	—	—						Locked	IR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	NESun 1:00 PM	—	—	57	0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total	Locked	IR
IRTyreek Hill WR MIA (12)	TBSun 1:00 PM	—	—	100	12.7	15.17	13.38	13.4 53.5 Total	Locked	IR
OUTT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)	DETW 23-10	—	—	21	1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
LeQuint Allen RB JAC (8)	@INDSun 1:00 PM	4.12	—	83	1↓	2.13	1.32	1.6 24.5 Total	Locked	TAXI
Marvin Mims WR DEN (12)	@KCW 20-13	6.97	4	65	5.9	7.1	5.04	6.2 87 Total	Locked	TAXI
Tre' Harris WR LAC (12)	HOUSat 4:30 PM	5.37	—	91	9.4↑	6.8	5.72	4.4 62.1 Total	Locked	TAXI
Jack Bech WR LV (8)	NYGSun 4:05 PM	7.72	—	114	6.3↑	7↑	5.04	3 42.4 Total	Locked	TAXI
KeAndre Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)	HOUSat 4:30 PM	0.88	—	162	2↑	3.53	2.34	1.5 11.7 Total	Locked	TAXI
Oronde Gadsden TE LAC (12)	HOUSat 4:30 PM	8.1	—	20	1.7↓	4.5	4.66	8.8 114.9 Total	Locked	TAXI

Record

10-4

Points

2,344.97-1,867.91

Waiver Budget

$204

Rank

Owner

TheAssclowns

Last Lineup Change

Thu 12/25/25 11:45 AM

Previous

L Snoop ..

Current

@ The Go..

Roster

4 QB 1-10
12 RB 4-20
9 WR 4-20
2 TE 1-10
1 K 1-3
2 D/ST 1-3
11 Start 11 max
9 IR 10 max
6 TAXI 6 max
30 Active 30 max
45 Total 46 max

Keepers

18 Set / 30 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad