The Assclowns

Player	Week 1		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
The Assclowns
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
QDrake Maye QB NE (14)	LVL 13-20	19.65	2	17.65↓	27.05	25.9	24 407.9 Total	Locked	QB
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)	MIAW 33-8	12.8	4	5.9↓	13.4↓	12.94↓	21.4 364.3 Total	Locked	RB
Omarion Hampton RB LAC (12)	KCW 27-21	8.1	35	20↑	14.67	14.54	15.2 136.7 Total	Locked	RB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)	@GBL 13-27	15	3	21.3	17.17	19.66	21.9 371.9 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
QJaylen Waddle WR MIA (12)	@INDL 8-33	7	24	0.7↓	5.83	8.52	12.1 194.2 Total	Locked	WR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	PITL 32-34	22.5	62	0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total	Locked	WR
IRTyreek Hill WR MIA (12)	@INDL 8-33	8	105	12.7	15.17	13.38	13.4 53.5 Total	Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)	@CHIW 27-24	14.8	21	18.4↑	13.3	9.44	11.9 201.5 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)	@CHIW 27-24	4.5	26	1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total	Locked	TE
Chase McLaughlin K TB (9)	@ATLW 23-20	5	7	10	8.33	8.6	8.8 150 Total	Locked	K
Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI (8)	@NOW 20-13	10.24	17	8.08↓	16.03	15.38	18.7 318.68 Total	Locked	D/ST

Benched
Dak Prescott QB DAL (10)	@PHIL 20-24	9.7	5	1.4↓	16.25	17.57	21.8 371.3 Total	Locked	BN
Bryce Young QB CAR (14)	@JACL 10-26	11.7	19	20.2	17.05	18.56	16.3 261.15 Total	Locked	BN
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)	@SEAW 17-13	21.55	24	7.45↓	28.42	26.84	23.6 212.05 Total	Locked	BN
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)	PITL 32-34	16.5	20	20.9↑	11.63	10.96	13.1 209.7 Total	Locked	BN
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)	NYGW 21-6	14.2	34	2.9↓	11.3	10.54	8.3 140.3 Total	Locked	BN
QTy Johnson RB BUF (7)	BALW 41-40	2.4	46	20.6↑	12↑	9.54	6 102.3 Total	Locked	BN
Jeremy McNichols RB WAS (12)	NYGW 21-6	2.5	58	2.1↓	3.77	2.74	4.5 72.7 Total	Locked	BN
IRTrey Benson RB ARI (8)	@NOW 20-13	8.5	77	0↓	6.17	7.08	7.1 35.4 Total	Locked	BN
Julius Chestnut RB TEN (10)	@DENL 12-20	0.2	124	0↓	0.03↓	0.02↓	0.2 4 Total	Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)	KCW 27-21	19.8	29	10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total	Locked	BN
Ricky Pearsall WR SF (14)	@SEAW 17-13	14.8	72	13.5↑	10.83	7.26	8.9 88.6 Total	Locked	BN
Tre' Harris WR LAC (12)	KCW 27-21	2.1	90	4.8	5.57	5.54	4.3 69.4 Total	Locked	BN
IRJoshua Palmer WR BUF (7)	BALW 41-40	11.1	106	1.1↓	1.5↓	2.24↓	4.4 52.3 Total	Locked	BN
Hunter Renfrow WR FA (14)	@JACL 10-26	3.1	127	1.7↓	2.13↓	6.56	6 35.9 Total	Locked	BN
Mitch Tinsley WR CIN (10)	@CLEW 17-16	—	133	0↓	2.27	4.28	4 31.6 Total	Locked	BN
Jamari Thrash WR CLE (9)	CINL 16-17	1.6	151	0↓	2.8	2.98	2.6 20.7 Total	Locked	BN
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)	MINL 24-27	3.2	12	25.1↑	17.5	15.1	10.3 165.1 Total	Locked	BN
Luke Musgrave TE GB (5)	DETW 27-13	1.4	53	6.8↑	6.73↑	5.04	3.8 49.2 Total	Locked	BN
Tanner Conner TE NYG (12)	@INDL 8-33	4	80	0↓	2.13	2.36	2.3 18.1 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
PUPDeshaun Watson QB CLE (9)	CINL 16-17	—						Locked	IR
Will Howard QB PIT (5)	@NYJW 34-32	—						Locked	IR
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)	@DENL 12-20	—	44	9.7	10.77	8.92	8.6 111.7 Total	Locked	IR
Chris Rodriguez RB WAS (12)	NYGW 21-6	—	52	15.3↑	11.47	10.8	7.7 92 Total	Locked	IR
Phil Mafah RB DAL (10)	@PHIL 20-24	—	104	10.9	10.9	10.9	10.9 10.9 Total	Locked	IR
IRMarShawn Lloyd RB GB (5)	DETW 27-13	—						Locked	IR
Jalen Coker WR CAR (14)	@JACL 10-26	—	69	16.7↑	9.33	11.88	8.2 90.4 Total	Locked	IR
OUTEfton Chism WR NE (14)	LVL 13-20	—	160	4.5↑	5.5	3.3	2.1 16.5 Total	Locked	IR
Jordan Watkins WR SF (14)	@SEAW 17-13	—	196	0↓	1.53	1.53	1.5 4.6 Total	Locked	IR
Oronde Gadsden TE LAC (12)	KCW 27-21	—	16	4.3↓	6.07	6	8.8 131.4 Total	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Woody Marks RB HOU (6)	@LARL 9-14	0.3	29	6.8↓	8.7	10.08	9.6 154.1 Total	Locked	TAXI
LeQuint Allen RB JAC (8)	CARW 26-10	2.1	88	0.3↓	1.3	1.34	1.5 24.8 Total	Locked	TAXI
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)	MINL 24-27	0.7	48	7.5	16.57	13.66	8.5 127.9 Total	Locked	TAXI
Marvin Mims WR DEN (12)	TENW 20-12	2.2	66	3↓	4.3	5.66	5.9 94 Total	Locked	TAXI
Jack Bech WR LV (8)	@NEW 20-13	3.3	120	0↓	3.33	5.04	2.8 42.4 Total	Locked	TAXI
IRKeAndre Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)	KCW 27-21	0	161	4.4↑	2.13	3	1.6 16.1 Total	Locked	TAXI

Record

10-4

Points

2,344.97-1,867.91

Waiver Budget

$204

Rank

Owner

TheAssclowns

Last Lineup Change

Tue 1/20/26 8:47 AM

Previous

L Snoop ..

Current

W @ The Go..

Roster

4 QB 1-10
9 RB 4-20
11 WR 4-20
4 TE 1-10
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
11 Start 11 max
10 IR 10 max
6 TAXI 6 max
30 Active 30 max
46 Total 46 max

Keepers

18 Set / 30 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad