The Assclowns

Player	Week 2		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
The Assclowns
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Dak Prescott QB DAL (10)	NYGW 40-37	26.75	5	1.4↓	16.25	17.57	21.8 371.3 Total	Locked	QB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)	CHIW 52-21	19.4	3	21.3	17.17	19.66	21.9 371.9 Total	Locked	RB
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)	BUFL 10-30	5.8	20	20.9↑	11.63	10.96	13.1 209.7 Total	Locked	RB
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)	DENW 29-28	30.5	4	5.9↓	13.4↓	12.94↓	21.4 364.3 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Omarion Hampton RB LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	3.5	35	20↑	14.67	14.54	15.2 136.7 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)	ATLL 6-22	11.1	21	18.4↑	13.3	9.44	11.9 201.5 Total	Locked	WR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	BUFL 10-30	9	62	0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total	Locked	WR
Ricky Pearsall WR SF (14)	@NOW 26-21	9.2	72	13.5↑	10.83	7.26	8.9 88.6 Total	Locked	WR
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)	ATLL 6-22	2.2	26	1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total	Locked	TE
Chase McLaughlin K TB (9)	@HOUW 20-19	2	7	10	8.33	8.6	8.8 150 Total	Locked	K
Arizona Cardinals D/ST ARI (8)	CARW 27-22	26.28	17	8.08↓	16.03	15.38	18.7 318.68 Total	Locked	D/ST

Benched
Drake Maye QB NE (14)	@MIAW 33-27	29.6	2	17.65↓	27.05	25.9	24 407.9 Total	Locked	BN
Bryce Young QB CAR (14)	@ARIL 22-27	25.6	19	20.2	17.05	18.56	16.3 261.15 Total	Locked	BN
Mac Jones QB SF (14)	@NOW 26-21	24.55	31	-0.3↓	-0.13↓	9	14.3 157.55 Total	Locked	BN
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)	@GBL 18-27	1.7	34	2.9↓	11.3	10.54	8.3 140.3 Total	Locked	BN
OUTTy Johnson RB BUF (7)	@NYJW 30-10	0.6	46	20.6↑	12↑	9.54	6 102.3 Total	Locked	BN
IRTrey Benson RB ARI (8)	CARW 27-22	8.4	77	0↓	6.17	7.08	7.1 35.4 Total	Locked	BN
Julius Chestnut RB TEN (10)	LARL 19-33	—	124	0↓	0.03↓	0.02↓	0.2 4 Total	Locked	BN
QJaylen Waddle WR MIA (12)	NEL 27-33	17.8	24	0.7↓	5.83	8.52	12.1 194.2 Total	Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	17.1	29	10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total	Locked	BN
Tre' Harris WR LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	5.4	90	4.8	5.57	5.54	4.3 69.4 Total	Locked	BN
IRTyreek Hill WR MIA (12)	NEL 27-33	16.9	105	12.7	15.17	13.38	13.4 53.5 Total	Locked	BN
IRJoshua Palmer WR BUF (7)	@NYJW 30-10	6.7	106	1.1↓	1.5↓	2.24↓	4.4 52.3 Total	Locked	BN
Hunter Renfrow WR FA (14)	@ARIL 22-27	23.8	127	1.7↓	2.13↓	6.56	6 35.9 Total	Locked	BN
Mitch Tinsley WR CIN (10)	JACW 31-27	8.3	133	0↓	2.27	4.28	4 31.6 Total	Locked	BN
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)	@DETL 21-52	0	12	25.1↑	17.5	15.1	10.3 165.1 Total	Locked	BN
Oronde Gadsden TE LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	—	16	4.3↓	6.07	6	8.8 131.4 Total	Locked	BN
Luke Musgrave TE GB (5)	WASW 27-18	5.2	53	6.8↑	6.73↑	5.04	3.8 49.2 Total	Locked	BN
Tanner Conner TE NYG (14)	@DALL 37-40	—	80	0↓	2.13	2.36	2.3 18.1 Total	Locked	BN
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	21.96	24	14.16	12.67↓	18	17.9 304.52 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)	@NOW 26-21	—	24	7.45↓	28.42	26.84	23.6 212.05 Total	Locked	IR
PUPDeshaun Watson QB CLE (9)	@BALL 17-41	—						Locked	IR
Will Howard QB PIT (5)	SEAL 17-31	—						Locked	IR
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)	LARL 19-33	—	44	9.7	10.77	8.92	8.6 111.7 Total	Locked	IR
Chris Rodriguez RB WAS (12)	@GBL 18-27	—	52	15.3↑	11.47	10.8	7.7 92 Total	Locked	IR
IRMarShawn Lloyd RB GB (5)	WASW 27-18	—						Locked	IR
Jalen Coker WR CAR (14)	@ARIL 22-27	—	69	16.7↑	9.33	11.88	8.2 90.4 Total	Locked	IR
Efton Chism WR NE (14)	@MIAW 33-27	—	160	4.5↑	5.5	3.3	2.1 16.5 Total	Locked	IR
OUTJordan Watkins WR SF (14)	@NOW 26-21	—	196	0↓	1.53	1.53	1.5 4.6 Total	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Woody Marks RB HOU (6)	TBL 19-20	6.1	29	6.8↓	8.7	10.08	9.6 154.1 Total	Locked	TAXI
LeQuint Allen RB JAC (8)	@CINL 27-31	1.3	88	0.3↓	1.3	1.34	1.5 24.8 Total	Locked	TAXI
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)	@DETL 21-52	1.5	48	7.5	16.57	13.66	8.5 127.9 Total	Locked	TAXI
Marvin Mims WR DEN (12)	@INDL 28-29	10.4	66	3↓	4.3	5.66	5.9 94 Total	Locked	TAXI
Jack Bech WR LV (8)	LACL 9-20	—	120	0↓	3.33	5.04	2.8 42.4 Total	Locked	TAXI
IRKeAndre Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	0	161	4.4↑	2.13	3	1.6 16.1 Total	Locked	TAXI

Record

10-4

Points

2,344.97-1,867.91

Waiver Budget

$204

Rank

Owner

TheAssclowns

Last Lineup Change

Tue 1/20/26 8:47 AM

Previous

L Snoop ..

Current

W @ The Go..

Roster

4 QB 1-10
8 RB 4-20
10 WR 4-20
5 TE 1-10
1 K 1-3
2 D/ST 1-3
11 Start 11 max
9 IR 10 max
6 TAXI 6 max
30 Active 30 max
45 Total 46 max

Keepers

18 Set / 30 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad