The Assclowns

Player	Week 5		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
The Assclowns
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Dak Prescott QB DAL (10)	@NYJW 37-22	30.65	5	1.4↓	16.25	17.57	21.8 371.3 Total	Locked	QB
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)	LVW 40-6	31.6	4	5.9↓	13.4↓	12.94↓	21.4 364.3 Total	Locked	RB
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)	DALL 22-37	17.5	20	20.9↑	11.63	10.96	13.1 209.7 Total	Locked	RB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)	@CINW 37-24	17.7	3	21.3	17.17	19.66	21.9 371.9 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Omarion Hampton RB LAC (12)	WASL 10-27	13	35	20↑	14.67	14.54	15.2 136.7 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)	@CLEW 21-17	19.3	21	18.4↑	13.3	9.44	11.9 201.5 Total	Locked	WR
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)	WASL 10-27	10.8	29	10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total	Locked	WR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	DALL 22-37	19.1	62	0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total	Locked	WR
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)	@CLEW 21-17	9.8	26	1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total	Locked	TE
Chase McLaughlin K TB (9)	@SEAW 38-35	12	7	10	8.33	8.6	8.8 150 Total	Locked	K
Detroit Lions D/ST DET (8)	@CINW 37-24	28.84	9	10.84↓	18.2	21.01	19.2 326.76 Total	Locked	D/ST

Benched
Drake Maye QB NE (14)	@BUFW 23-20	14.85	2	17.65↓	27.05	25.9	24 407.9 Total	Locked	BN
Bryce Young QB CAR (14)	MIAW 27-24	15	19	20.2	17.05	18.56	16.3 261.15 Total	Locked	BN
Mac Jones QB SF (14)	@LARW 26-23	25.6	31	-0.3↓	-0.13↓	9	14.3 157.55 Total	Locked	BN
Woody Marks RB HOU (6)	@BALW 44-10	2.4	29	6.8↓	8.7	10.08	9.6 154.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)	@LACW 27-10	27	34	2.9↓	11.3	10.54	8.3 140.3 Total	Locked	BN
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)	@ARIW 22-21	1.4	44	9.7	10.77	8.92	8.6 111.7 Total	Locked	BN
IRBam Knight RB ARI (8)	TENL 21-22	9.4	50	-0.2↓	8	10.34	7.8 93.9 Total	Locked	BN
Chris Rodriguez RB WAS (12)	@LACW 27-10	0.7	52	15.3↑	11.47	10.8	7.7 92 Total	Locked	BN
Jeremy McNichols RB WAS (12)	@LACW 27-10	2.8	58	2.1↓	3.77	2.74	4.5 72.7 Total	Locked	BN
QJaylen Waddle WR MIA (12)	@CARL 24-27	23	24	0.7↓	5.83	8.52	12.1 194.2 Total	Locked	BN
IRJoshua Palmer WR BUF (7)	NEL 20-23	5.6	106	1.1↓	1.5↓	2.24↓	4.4 52.3 Total	Locked	BN
Hunter Renfrow WR FA (14)	MIAW 27-24	1.7	127	1.7↓	2.13↓	6.56	6 35.9 Total	Locked	BN
Mitch Tinsley WR CIN (10)	DETL 24-37	—	133	0↓	2.27	4.28	4 31.6 Total	Locked	BN
IRBeaux Collins WR NYG (14)	@NOL 14-26	1.7	198	2.8↑	1.5	1.12	1.1 4.5 Total	Locked	BN
Oronde Gadsden TE LAC (12)	WASL 10-27	2.4	16	4.3↓	6.07	6	8.8 131.4 Total	Locked	BN
Tommy Tremble TE CAR (14)	MIAW 27-24	1.7	42	12.8↑	5.33	4.1	4 63.9 Total	Locked	BN
Mitchell Evans TE CAR (14)	MIAW 27-24	7.4	54	1.5↓	2.8	2.68	3.4 48.2 Total	Locked	BN
QTaysom Hill TE NO (11)	NYGW 26-14	0.85	58	6.2↑	7.63	4.6	3.4 44.35 Total	Locked	BN
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC (12)	WASL 10-27	11.04	24	14.16	12.67↓	18	17.9 304.52 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)	@LARW 26-23	—	24	7.45↓	28.42	26.84	23.6 212.05 Total	Locked	IR
PUPDeshaun Watson QB CLE (9)	MINL 17-21	—						Locked	IR
IRTrey Benson RB ARI (8)	TENL 21-22	—	77	0↓	6.17	7.08	7.1 35.4 Total	Locked	IR
IRMarShawn Lloyd RB GB (5)	BYE	—						Locked	IR
Jalen Coker WR CAR (14)	MIAW 27-24	—	69	16.7↑	9.33	11.88	8.2 90.4 Total	Locked	IR
Ricky Pearsall WR SF (14)	@LARW 26-23	—	72	13.5↑	10.83	7.26	8.9 88.6 Total	Locked	IR
IRTyreek Hill WR MIA (12)	@CARL 24-27	—	105	12.7	15.17	13.38	13.4 53.5 Total	Locked	IR
Jordan Watkins WR SF (14)	@LARW 26-23	—	196	0↓	1.53	1.53	1.5 4.6 Total	Locked	IR
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)	BYE	—	12	25.1↑	17.5	15.1	10.3 165.1 Total	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
LeQuint Allen RB JAC (8)	KCW 31-28	0	88	0.3↓	1.3	1.34	1.5 24.8 Total	Locked	TAXI
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)	BYE	—	48	7.5	16.57	13.66	8.5 127.9 Total	Locked	TAXI
Marvin Mims WR DEN (12)	@PHIW 21-17	3.9	66	3↓	4.3	5.66	5.9 94 Total	Locked	TAXI
Tre' Harris WR LAC (12)	WASL 10-27	—	90	4.8	5.57	5.54	4.3 69.4 Total	Locked	TAXI
Jack Bech WR LV (8)	@INDL 6-40	5.7	120	0↓	3.33	5.04	2.8 42.4 Total	Locked	TAXI
IRKeAndre Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)	WASL 10-27	0	161	4.4↑	2.13	3	1.6 16.1 Total	Locked	TAXI

Record

10-4

Points

2,344.97-1,867.91

Waiver Budget

$204

Rank

Owner

TheAssclowns

Last Lineup Change

Tue 1/20/26 8:47 AM

Previous

L Snoop ..

Current

W @ The Go..

Roster

4 QB 1-10
10 RB 4-20
8 WR 4-20
5 TE 1-10
1 K 1-3
2 D/ST 1-3
11 Start 11 max
9 IR 10 max
6 TAXI 6 max
30 Active 30 max
45 Total 46 max

Keepers

18 Set / 30 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad