The Assclowns

Player	Week 17		Upcoming			Availability
The Assclowns
Name	Opp	FPts	Week 18	Wild Card	Divisional		Status
Dak Prescott QB DAL (10)	@WASW 30-23	25.75	@NYGL 17-34			Locked	QB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)	@MINL 10-23	6.4	@CHIW 19-16			Locked	RB
Omarion Hampton RB LAC (12)	HOUL 16-20	20	@DENL 3-19	@NEL 3-16		Locked	RB
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)	JACL 17-23	17.4	@HOUL 30-38			Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)	DALL 23-30	22.5	@PHIW 24-17			Locked	RB/WR/TE
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)	DETW 23-10	7	GBW 16-3			Locked	WR
QJaylen Waddle WR MIA (12)	TBW 20-17	0.7	@NEL 10-38			Locked	WR
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)	@SFL 38-42	27.8	DETL 16-19	GBW 31-27	LARL 17-20	Locked	WR
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)	@SFL 38-42	21.4	DETL 16-19	GBW 31-27	LARL 17-20	Locked	TE
Chase McLaughlin K TB (9)	@MIAL 17-20	5	CARW 16-14			Locked	K
Detroit Lions D/ST DET (8)	@MINL 10-23	25.76	@CHIW 19-16			Locked	D/ST

Benched
Malik Willis QB GB (5)	BALL 24-41	36.4	@MINL 3-16	@CHIL 27-31		Locked	BN
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)	CHIW 42-38	42.95	SEAL 3-13	@PHIW 23-19	@SEAL 6-41	Locked	BN
Bryce Young QB CAR (14)	SEAL 10-27	11.4	@TBL 14-16	LARL 31-34		Locked	BN
Drake Maye QB NE (14)	@NYJW 42-10	35	MIAW 38-10	LACW 16-3	HOUW 28-16	Locked	BN
Jeremy McNichols RB WAS (12)	DALL 23-30	4	@PHIW 24-17			Locked	BN
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)	NEL 10-42	20.9	@BUFL 8-35			Locked	BN
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)	NOL 26-34	1.1	@JACL 7-41			Locked	BN
Rasheen Ali RB BAL (7)	@GBW 41-24	2.8	@PITL 24-26			Locked	BN
Woody Marks RB HOU (6)	@LACW 20-16	8.5	INDW 38-30	@PITW 30-6	@NEL 16-28	Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)	HOUL 16-20	2.7	@DENL 3-19	@NEL 3-16		Locked	BN
QJoshua Palmer WR BUF (7)	PHIL 12-13	2.2	NYJW 35-8	@JACW 27-24	@DENL 30-33	Locked	BN
Skyy Moore WR SF (14)	CHIW 42-38	1	SEAL 3-13	@PHIW 23-19	@SEAL 6-41	Locked	BN
Mitch Tinsley WR CIN (10)	ARIW 37-14	—	CLEL 18-20			Locked	BN
Ricky Pearsall WR SF (14)	CHIW 42-38	13.5	SEAL 3-13	@PHIW 23-19	@SEAL 6-41	Locked	BN
Jalen Coker WR CAR (14)	SEAL 10-27	3.6	@TBL 14-16	LARL 31-34		Locked	BN
Jordan Watkins WR SF (14)	CHIW 42-38	—	SEAL 3-13	@PHIW 23-19	@SEAL 6-41	Locked	BN
Efton Chism WR NE (14)	@NYJW 42-10	12	MIAW 38-10	LACW 16-3	HOUW 28-16	Locked	BN
QTaysom Hill TE NO (11)	@TENW 34-26	0	@ATLL 17-19			Locked	BN
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC (12)	HOUL 16-20	13.68	@DENL 3-19	@NEL 3-16		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QDeshaun Watson QB CLE (9)	PITW 13-6	—	@CINW 20-18			Locked	IR
QBam Knight RB ARI (8)	@CINL 14-37	—	@LARL 20-37			Locked	IR
Chris Rodriguez RB WAS (12)	DALL 23-30	—	@PHIW 24-17			Locked	IR
QTrey Benson RB ARI (8)	@CINL 14-37	—	@LARL 20-37			Locked	IR
QMarShawn Lloyd RB GB (5)	BALL 24-41	—	@MINL 3-16	@CHIL 27-31		Locked	IR
Kimani Vidal RB LAC (12)	HOUL 16-20	—	@DENL 3-19	@NEL 3-16		Locked	IR
Phil Mafah RB DAL (10)	@WASW 30-23	—	@NYGL 17-34			Locked	IR
QTyreek Hill WR FA		—				Locked	IR
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	NEL 10-42	—	@BUFL 8-35			Locked	IR
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)	DETW 23-10	—	GBW 16-3			Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
LeQuint Allen RB JAC (8)	@INDW 23-17	0.3	TENW 41-7	BUFL 24-27		Locked	TAXI
Marvin Mims WR DEN (12)	@KCW 20-13	4	LACW 19-3		BUFW 33-30	Locked	TAXI
Jack Bech WR LV (8)	NYGL 10-34	—	KCW 14-12			Locked	TAXI
Tre' Harris WR LAC (12)	HOUL 16-20	2.5	@DENL 3-19	@NEL 3-16		Locked	TAXI
QKeAndre Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)	HOUL 16-20	0	@DENL 3-19	@NEL 3-16		Locked	TAXI
Oronde Gadsden TE LAC (12)	HOUL 16-20	12.2	@DENL 3-19	@NEL 3-16		Locked	TAXI

Record

10-4

Points

2,344.97-1,867.91

Waiver Budget

$204

Rank

Owner

TheAssclowns

Last Lineup Change

Tue 1/20/26 8:47 AM

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Current

W @ The Go..

Roster

5 QB 1-10
9 RB 4-20
11 WR 4-20
2 TE 1-10
1 K 1-3
2 D/ST 1-3
11 Start 11 max
10 IR 10 max
6 TAXI 6 max
30 Active 30 max
46 Total 46 max

Keepers

18 Set / 30 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad