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Player		Super Bowl			Stats Wks 14-18							Availability
Court Dildos
Name		Opp	FPts		%	Yd	TD	INT	FPts	Avg			Status
Drake Maye QB NE (14)		SEASun 6:30 PM	—		73.6	982	8	2	94.38	23.6		Locked	QB

					Att	Yd	AVG	TD	FPts	Avg
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)			—		79	264	3.3	2	85.3	17.1		Locked	RB
Josh Jacobs RB GB (5)			—		48	198	4.1	2	46.5	11.6		Locked	RB
RJ Harvey RB DEN (12)			—		72	261	3.6	3	77.5	15.5		Locked	RB/WR/TE

					Rec	Tar	Yd	TD	FPts	Avg
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)			—		22	34	304	1	58.4	14.6		Locked	WR
DJ Moore WR CHI (5)			—		12	22	180	3	49.2	9.8		Locked	WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)			—		23	26	313	0	52.3	10.5		Locked	TE

					FG	Att	XP	Att	FPts	Avg
Cairo Santos K CHI (5)			—		7	8	11	11	38	9.5		Locked	K

					Solo	INT	Sack	FF	FPts	Avg
New York Giants D/ST NYG (14)			—		140	4	10	5	44	11		Locked	D/ST

Benched
					Att	Yd	AVG	TD	FPts	Avg
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)			—		38	181	4.8	2	87.8	17.6		Locked	BN
Kyle Monangai RB CHI (5)			—		48	192	4	0	37.9	7.6		Locked	BN

					Rec	Tar	Yd	TD	FPts	Avg
Parker Washington WR JAC (8)			—		22	32	400	2	73.5	18.4		Locked	BN
Romeo Doubs WR GB (5)			—		10	14	182	1	34.2	8.6		Locked	BN
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)			—		21	26	324	1	60.7	15.2		Locked	BN
IRDarren Waller TE MIA (12)			—		12	19	119	2	36.3	9.1		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
					%	Yd	TD	INT	FPts	Avg
Jordan Love QB GB (5)			—		62.8	587	4	3	39.98	13.3		Locked	IR

					Rec	Tar	Yd	TD	FPts	Avg
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)			—		14	24	245	1	44.5	14.8		Locked	IR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)			—						—			Locked	IR

Record

9-5

Points

1,604.2-1,602.3

Waiver Priority

9th

Rank

3

Owner

DirtySonofa

Last Lineup Change

Fri 12/26/25 5:06 PM

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1 QB 1-4
5 RB 2-7
5 WR 2-7
2 TE 1-4
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
9 Start 9 max
3 IR 4 max
15 Active 15 max
18 Total 19 max