Court Dildos · Red Staplers · NFL

Player		22				Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Court Dildos
Name		Opp	Proj	Actual		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Drake Maye QB NE (14)			—	—		2		15.74↓	24.29	22.97	21.2 359.96 Total		Locked	QB
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)			—	—		10		4.8↓	10.87	17.06	14.9 253.9 Total		Locked	RB
Josh Jacobs RB GB (5)			—	—		13		1.3↓	9.77	11.32	15.8 237.1 Total		Locked	RB
RJ Harvey RB DEN (12)			—	—		20		4.3↓	15	15.5	12.2 206.6 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)			—	—		11		11.8	14.13	18.72	14.7 220.3 Total		Locked	WR
DJ Moore WR CHI (5)			—	—		35		2.1↓	8.57	9.84	10 170.18 Total		Locked	WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)			—	—		8		7.1↓	12.5	10.46	10.6 179.9 Total		Locked	TE
Cairo Santos K CHI (5)			—	—		17		8	10	8.8	9.4 132 Total		Locked	K
New York Giants D/ST NYG (14)			—	—		26		5	12.67	9.4	5.2 89 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)			—	—		16		21.4↑	17.33	17.56	13 221.3 Total		Locked	BN
Kyle Monangai RB CHI (5)			—	—		30		5.9↓	8.63	7.58	8.6 146.7 Total		Locked	BN
Parker Washington WR JAC (8)			—	—		27		19.7↑	21.73↑	15.42	11.5 184.7 Total		Locked	BN
Romeo Doubs WR GB (5)			—	—		37		9.2	11.4	9.24	10.3 165.4 Total		Locked	BN
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)			—	—		48		7.5	16.57	13.66	8.5 127.9 Total		Locked	BN
IRDarren Waller TE MIA (12)			—	—		33		1↓	11.2	8.6	9.9 88.7 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Jordan Love QB GB (5)			—	—		15		3.78↓	13.33	14.56	16.1 241.14 Total		Locked	IR
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)			—	—		26		8.2↓	14.83	13.02	12.5 187.2 Total		Locked	IR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)			—	—		62		0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total		Locked	IR

Record

9-5

Points

1,604.2-1,602.3

Waiver Priority

9th

Rank

3

Owner

DirtySonofa

Last Lineup Change

Fri 12/26/25 5:06 PM

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1 QB 1-4
5 RB 2-7
5 WR 2-7
2 TE 1-4
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
9 Start 9 max
3 IR 4 max
15 Active 15 max
18 Total 19 max