Court Dildos · Red Staplers · NFL

Player		Super Bowl			Stats Wks 16-18							Availability
Court Dildos
Name		Opp	FPts		%	Yd	TD	INT	FPts	Avg			Status
QDrake Maye QB NE (14)		SEASun 6:30 PM	—		77.1	827	8	1	72.88	24.3		Locked	QB

					Att	Yd	AVG	TD	FPts	Avg
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)			—		47	158	3.4	0	32.6	10.9		Locked	RB
Josh Jacobs RB GB (5)			—		16	39	2.4	0	6.1	3.1		Locked	RB
RJ Harvey RB DEN (12)			—		36	121	3.4	1	45	15		Locked	RB/WR/TE

					Rec	Tar	Yd	TD	FPts	Avg
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)			—		14	19	163	0	30.3	15.1		Locked	WR
DJ Moore WR CHI (5)			—		7	14	115	1	25.7	8.6		Locked	WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)			—		15	18	245	0	37.5	12.5		Locked	TE

					FG	Att	XP	Att	FPts	Avg
Cairo Santos K CHI (5)			—		4	4	6	6	22	11		Locked	K

					Solo	INT	Sack	FF	FPts	Avg
New York Giants D/ST NYG (14)			—		103	4	8	1	38	12.7		Locked	D/ST

Benched
					Att	Yd	AVG	TD	FPts	Avg
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)			—		21	86	4.1	1	52	17.3		Locked	BN
Kyle Monangai RB CHI (5)			—		23	102	4.4	0	25.9	8.6		Locked	BN

					Rec	Tar	Yd	TD	FPts	Avg
Parker Washington WR JAC (8)			—		19	29	347	2	65.2	21.7		Locked	BN
Romeo Doubs WR GB (5)			—		8	9	146	1	28.6	14.3		Locked	BN
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)			—		11	13	173	1	35.3	17.6		Locked	BN
IRDarren Waller TE MIA (12)			—		4	8	40	0	8	4		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
					%	Yd	TD	INT	FPts	Avg
Jordan Love QB GB (5)			—		61.5	77	0	0	3.78	3.8		Locked	IR

					Rec	Tar	Yd	TD	FPts	Avg
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)			—		4	9	42	0	8.2	8.2		Locked	IR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)			—						—			Locked	IR

Record

9-5

Points

1,604.2-1,602.3

Waiver Priority

9th

Rank

3

Owner

DirtySonofa

Last Lineup Change

Fri 12/26/25 5:06 PM

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1 QB 1-4
5 RB 2-7
5 WR 2-7
2 TE 1-4
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
9 Start 9 max
3 IR 4 max
15 Active 15 max
18 Total 19 max