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Player		Week 17			Upcoming				Availability
Court Dildos
Name		Opp	FPts		Week 18	Wild Card	Divisional			Status
Drake Maye QB NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	32.44		MIAW 38-10	LACW 16-3	HOUW 28-16		Locked	QB
Josh Jacobs RB GB (5)		BALL 24-41	1.3		@MINL 3-16	@CHIL 27-31			Locked	RB
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)		@INDW 23-17	11.2		TENW 41-7	BUFL 24-27			Locked	RB
RJ Harvey RB DEN (12)		@KCW 20-13	18.6		LACW 19-3		BUFW 33-30		Locked	RB/WR/TE
DJ Moore WR CHI (5)		@SFL 38-42	1.7		DETL 16-19	GBW 31-27	LARL 17-20		Locked	WR
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)		@BUFW 13-12	11.8		WASL 17-24	SFL 19-23			Locked	WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		@TENW 34-26	13.5		@ATLL 17-19				Locked	TE
Cairo Santos K CHI (5)		@SFL 38-42	8		DETL 16-19	GBW 31-27	LARL 17-20		Locked	K
New York Giants D/ST NYG (14)		@LVW 34-10	18		DALW 34-17				Locked	D/ST

Benched
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)		@CLEL 6-13	6.8		BALW 26-24	HOUL 6-30			Locked	BN
Kyle Monangai RB CHI (5)		@SFL 38-42	7.7		DETL 16-19	GBW 31-27	LARL 17-20		Locked	BN
Romeo Doubs WR GB (5)		BALL 24-41	9.2		@MINL 3-16	@CHIL 27-31			Locked	BN
Parker Washington WR JAC (8)		@INDW 23-17	19		TENW 41-7	BUFL 24-27			Locked	BN
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)		@SFL 38-42	27.8		DETL 16-19	GBW 31-27	LARL 17-20		Locked	BN
QDarren Waller TE MIA (12)		TBW 20-17	1		@NEL 10-38				Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Jordan Love QB GB (5)		BALL 24-41	—		@MINL 3-16	@CHIL 27-31			Locked	IR
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)		@CLEL 6-13	—		BALW 26-24	HOUL 6-30			Locked	IR
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)		NEL 10-42	—		@BUFL 8-35				Locked	IR

Record

9-5

Points

1,604.2-1,602.3

Waiver Priority

9th

Rank

3

Owner

DirtySonofa

Last Lineup Change

Fri 12/26/25 5:06 PM

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1 QB 1-4
5 RB 2-7
5 WR 2-7
2 TE 1-4
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
9 Start 9 max
3 IR 4 max
15 Active 15 max
18 Total 19 max