Court Dildos · Red Staplers · NFL

Player		Week 9			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Court Dildos
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Drake Maye QB NE (14)		ATLW 24-23	17.36		2		15.74↓	24.29	22.97	21.2 359.96 Total		Locked	QB
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)		@LVW 30-29	16.5		10		4.8↓	10.87	17.06	14.9 253.9 Total		Locked	RB
Josh Jacobs RB GB (5)		CARL 13-16	20		13		1.3↓	9.77	11.32	15.8 237.1 Total		Locked	RB
Kyle Monangai RB CHI (5)		@CINW 47-42	22.8		30		5.9↓	8.63	7.58	8.6 146.7 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)		INDW 27-20	2.6		26		8.2↓	14.83	13.02	12.5 187.2 Total		Locked	WR
Kayshon Boutte WR NE (14)		ATLW 24-23	0		51		4.4↓	3.67↓	5.6	8.9 124.1 Total		Locked	WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		@LARL 10-34	12.1		8		7.1↓	12.5	10.46	10.6 179.9 Total		Locked	TE
Cairo Santos K CHI (5)		@CINW 47-42	11		17		8	10	8.8	9.4 132 Total		Locked	K
Detroit Lions D/ST DET (8)		MINL 24-27	7		18		4↓	5	6	6.3 107 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)		INDW 27-20	7.4		16		21.4↑	17.33	17.56	13 221.3 Total		Locked	BN
RJ Harvey RB DEN (12)		@HOUW 18-15	16.6		20		4.3↓	15	15.5	12.2 206.6 Total		Locked	BN
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)		LACL 20-27	9.2		44		9.7	10.77	8.92	8.6 111.7 Total		Locked	BN
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)		BYE	—		11		11.8	14.13	18.72	14.7 220.3 Total		Locked	BN
Romeo Doubs WR GB (5)		CARL 13-16	16.1		37		9.2	11.4	9.24	10.3 165.4 Total		Locked	BN
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		@DETW 27-24	9.1		26		1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)		BYE	—		62		0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total		Locked	IR
Jalen McMillan WR TB (9)		BYE	—		138		2.1↓	8.03	7.48	7.5 29.9 Total		Locked	IR
IRDarren Waller TE MIA (12)		BALL 6-28	—		33		1↓	11.2	8.6	9.9 88.7 Total		Locked	IR

Record

9-5

Points

1,604.2-1,602.3

Waiver Priority

9th

Rank

3

Owner

DirtySonofa

Last Lineup Change

Fri 12/26/25 5:06 PM

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1 QB 1-4
6 RB 2-7
4 WR 2-7
2 TE 1-4
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
9 Start 9 max
3 IR 4 max
15 Active 15 max
18 Total 19 max