Your Mom Loves Cock

Player	Mon 12/8		'25-26 Stats							Availability
Your Mom Loves Cock
Name	Opp	FPts	G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg		Status
Brayden Point C TB	@TORL 0-2	2	14	21	8	8	11:51:42	138.15	3.5	Locked	C
Anze Kopitar C LA	@UTAW 4-2	4.75	6	17	8	11	13:12:42	92.4	2.1	Locked	C
Kirill Kaprizov LW MIN	@SEAW 4-1	4.5	33	40	20	9	22:19:35	309.5	5.2	Locked	LW
Evander Kane LW VAN	DETL 0-4	1	10	16	78	-18	15:57:03	162.9	2.9	Locked	LW
Lucas Raymond W DET	@VANW 4-0	2.75	19	43	12	11	17:40:42	220.6	3.9	Locked	RW
Brock Boeser W VAN	DETL 0-4	1.5	12	14	6	-29	16:11:36	131.3	2.6	Locked	RW
Nikita Kucherov RW TB	@TORL 0-2	1	31	64	38	33	18:04:38	324.65	6	Locked	F
Quinton Byfield C/LW LA	@UTAW 4-2	0	13	19	30	-6	18:58:59	158.25	2.8	Locked	F
Rasmus Andersson D VGK	BUFW 7-4	7.35	11	23	57	4	23:03:06	196.35	3.4	Locked	D
Jackson LaCombe D ANA		—	6	33	10	-2	23:36:39	172.25	3	Locked	D
Bowen Byram D BUF	@CGYL 4-7	1	10	20	30	10	22:09:33	134.75	2.3	Locked	D
Noah Hanifin D VGK		—	2	18	8	-2	18:41:08	113.65	2.4	Locked	D

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Karel Vejmelka G UTA	LAL 2-4	1.6	28	1,179	1,063	117	.902	243.2	4.3	Locked	G
Nikita Tolopilo G VAN	DETL 0-4	1.2	3	305	277	28	.908	42.4	2.5	Locked	G

Benched
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Leo Carlsson C ANA		—	20	28	29	4	14:49:24	192.7	4.2	Locked	BN
Morgan Frost C CGY	BUFW 7-4	3.1	12	15	22	-16	14:30:51	131.85	2.3	Locked	BN
Barrett Hayton C UTA	LAL 2-4	1	8	14	44	8	13:50:21	126.2	2.3	Locked	BN
IRRobert Thomas C STL		—	11	22	12	-3	13:16:20	123.35	2.9	Locked	BN
Michael Bunting LW NSH		—	12	18	14	-12	14:19:18	137.95	2.4	Locked	BN
Mason McTavish C/LW ANA		—	13	18	36	-11	14:19:53	152.3	2.9	Locked	BN
IRJonathan Huberdeau C/LW CGY	BUFW 7-4	5.6	10	15	41	-9	15:06:34	124.3	2.5	Locked	BN
Mark Stone RW VGK		—	21	39	9	17	13:41:57	205.95	4.9	Locked	BN
Mackie Samoskevich RW FLA		—	6	15	22	-8	13:29:59	126.35	2.2	Locked	BN
Sam Reinhart C/RW FLA		—	27	29	10	-15	21:01:15	243.75	4.1	Locked	BN
Logan Stankoven C/RW CAR		—	11	16	23	5	14:43:17	132.9	2.3	Locked	BN
Cole Caufield W MTL		—	33	25	14	20	17:39:08	252.45	4.4	Locked	BN
Jack Quinn W BUF	@CGYL 4-7	1.35	12	25	12	2	15:28:06	158.1	2.7	Locked	BN
OUTJohn Carlson D WSH		—	10	36	26	11	20:57:28	188.3	3.4	Locked	BN
Olen Zellweger D ANA		—	7	12	28	6	16:37:44	117.15	2.1	Locked	BN
Pavel Mintyukov D ANA		—	6	9	6	-5	15:52:48	82.55	1.6	Locked	BN

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Jet Greaves G CBJ		—	18	1,067	971	96	.910	194.7	3.4	Locked	BN
Joel Hofer G STL		—	13	796	714	82	.897	139	2.4	Locked	BN
Akira Schmid G VGK		—	16	705	631	74	.895	140.2	2.4	Locked	BN
Jacob Markstrom G NJ		—	15	810	716	94	.884	130	2.4	Locked	BN
Leevi Merilainen G OTT		—	8	457	393	64	.860	54.6	1.2	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Marco Rossi C VAN	DETL 0-4	—	5	10	4	-10	7:54:26	59.95	2.3	Locked	IR
IRJiri Kulich C BUF	@CGYL 4-7	—	3	2	4	-4	3:16:22	27.2	2.3	Locked	IR
IRFilip Hallander C PIT		—	1	3	2	4	2:50:51	23.85	1.7	Locked	IR
Gavin Brindley RW COL		—	5	6	8	7	7:23:03	57.9	1.3	Locked	IR
Thomas Harley D DAL		—	5	20	12	1	17:43:10	123.1	2.7	Locked	IR
Zayne Parekh D CGY	BUFW 7-4	—	0	1	0	0	3:28:26	9.5	0.6	Locked	IR

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Lukas Dostal G ANA		—	22	1,088	974	114	.895	192	3.9	Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
			G	Ast	PIM	+/-	Min	FPts	Avg
Aatu Raty C VAN	DETL 0-4	2	3	9	20	1	9:06:27	57.5	1.3	Locked	TAXI
Filip Bystedt C SJ		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Michael Hage C MTL		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Liam Ohgren LW VAN	@SEAW 4-1	1	4	5	0	-4	8:44:12	57.75	1.3	Locked	TAXI
Ethan Wyttenbach LW CGY	BUFW 7-4	—						—		Locked	TAXI
Trevor Connelly C/LW VGK		—						—		Locked	TAXI
Braeden Bowman RW VGK		—	8	15	6	-11	9:57:07	90.55	2.1	Locked	TAXI
Michael Brandsegg-Nygård RW DET	@VANW 4-0	—	0	1	2	-5	1:52:03	10.35	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Jagger Firkus RW SEA	MINL 1-4	—						—		Locked	TAXI
Liam Greentree RW LA	@UTAW 4-2	—						—		Locked	TAXI
Jani Nyman W SEA	MINL 1-4	1.25	4	2	6	1	4:16:55	35.3	1.5	Locked	TAXI
Ville Koivunen W PIT		—	2	3	8	-5	5:42:29	32.15	1.2	Locked	TAXI
Isak Rosen W BUF	@CGYL 4-7	—	3	4	0	-3	3:20:58	27.5	1.7	Locked	TAXI
Alexander Nikishin D CAR		—	7	15	23	9	17:22:39	122.9	2.2	Locked	TAXI
Denton Mateychuk D CBJ		—	9	13	4	9	16:38:04	100.7	2	Locked	TAXI
Kevin Korchinski D CHI		—	0	1	2	-2	27:57	4.1	2	Locked	TAXI
Carter Yakemchuk D OTT		—						—		Locked	TAXI

			W	SA	SV	GA	%	FPts	Avg
Drew Commesso G CHI		—	1	60	55	5	.917	14	7	Locked	TAXI
Dylan Garand G NYR		—	0	0	0	0	-	0	0	Locked	TAXI
Joel Blomqvist G PIT		—						—		Locked	TAXI

Record

16-2

Points

4,394.25-3,436.9

Waiver Budget

$500

Rank

Owner

Steel_Neil

Last Lineup Change

Fri 2/27/26 9:09 PM

Current

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Roster

Illegal

11 C 2-20
10 LW 2-20
9 RW 2-20
7 D 4-20
7 G 2-10
14 Start 14 max
7 IR 15 max
20 TAXI 20 max
35 Active 35 max
62 Total 70 max

Keepers

41 Set / 42 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad