Somebody Poop · Chonkville Donkers · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Somebody Poop
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
QSam Darnold QB SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	18.75		13		9.8↓	13.85	15.87	16.9 287.9 Total		Locked	QB
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	2.4		33		9.8↓	15.07	13.52	13.8 137.7 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
QDe'Von Achane RB MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	26.2		5		14.2↓	17.63	17.96	20.6 328.8 Total		Locked	RB
Chuba Hubbard RB CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	18.7		38		3.7↓	3.63↓	7.22	8.4 125.4 Total		Locked	RB
CeeDee Lamb WR DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	22.2		21		1.4↓	7.37↓	11.46	14.6 204.9 Total		Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	11.1		22		18.4↑	13.3	9.44	12 203.5 Total		Locked	WR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)		BUFL 10-30	8		62		0↓	7.8	14	14.4 100.5 Total		Locked	RB/WR
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	2.2		29		7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total		Locked	TE
													RB/WR/TE
Chris Boswell K PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	12		8		11	10.33	8.8	9.4 160 Total		Locked	K
Alontae Taylor CB NO (11)		SFL 21-26	3		10		4	6.33	5.2	4.3 73 Total		Locked	DB
Demetrius Knight LB CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	2		23		5	3	5.2	4.6 78 Total		Locked	LB
Jared Verse EDR LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	1		12		6↑	6.5	4.1	4.4 74.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
QSpencer Rattler QB NO (11)		SFL 21-26	24.75		36		0↓	5.62↓	10.51	13.7 123 Total		Locked	BN
Russell Wilson QB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	38.8		44		3.45↓	0.95↓	9.67	10 60.15 Total		Locked	BN
IRJavonte Williams RB DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	25		12		11.4	10.93↓	12.9	15.2 242.8 Total		Locked	BN
Kenneth Walker RB SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	18.8		22		17.3↑	17.13	11.62	11.3 192.9 Total		Locked	BN
IRDevin Neal RB NO (11)		SFL 21-26	—		64		10.2↑	11.83↑	10.54	6.7 60 Total		Locked	BN
Quentin Johnston WR LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	17.9		34		14.8	12.67	9.86	13.3 173.2 Total		Locked	BN
Rome Odunze WR CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	31.8		41		2.8↓	5.73↓	7.56	12.2 146.1 Total		Locked	BN
Jayden Higgins WR HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	3.8		47		10.3↑	10.6	7.92	7.7 131.5 Total		Locked	BN
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (11)		DENW 29-28	4		71		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.6 89.9 Total		Locked	BN
Adam Thielen WR FA (6)		ATLL 6-22	4.6		122		7.3↑	6.53↑	4.54	2.8 39.6 Total		Locked	BN
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	0		12		27.1↑	18.17	15.5	10.6 169.1 Total		Locked	BN
Cole Kmet TE CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	4.9		36		5.6	4.2	4.72	4.9 78.7 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
PUPJonathon Brooks RB CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	—									Locked	IR
Chris Godwin WR TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	—		79		1.8↓	11.2	11.62	9.2 83 Total		Locked	IR
Blake Cashman LB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	—		32		6	7.33↑	5.6	5.4 70 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
OUTJarquez Hunter RB LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	—									Locked	TAXI
Isaac TeSlaa WR DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	3.9		82		2.8↓	10.63	8.38	5.4 75.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
OUTPat Bryant WR DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	3.8		84		7.1	7.83↑	8.78↑	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	TAXI
Terrance Ferguson TE LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	—		52		13.4↑	9.1	5.46	4.3 52.1 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

4-10

Points

1,808.4-2,107.8

Waiver Priority

6th

Rank

10

Owner

tyburford

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/7/25 8:00 AM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

4 QB 1-10
5 RB 2-12
8 WR 4-12
3 TE 1-8
1 K 1-4
1 CB 0-3
0 S 0-3
1 EDR 0-3
0 IL 0-3
1 LB 1-3
12 Start 12 max
3 IR 4 max
4 TAXI 4 max
24 Active 24 max
31 Total 32 max

Keepers

12 Set / 23 Allowed