Somebody Poop · Chonkville Donkers · NFL

Player		Week 8			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Somebody Poop
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
QSpencer Rattler QB NO (11)		TBL 3-23	4		36		0↓	5.62↓	10.51	13.7 123 Total		Locked	QB
Marcus Mariota QB WAS (12)		@KCL 7-28	12.45		31		4.65↓	6.9	13.09	14.5 145.45 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
De'Von Achane RB MIA (12)		@ATLW 34-10	20.1		5		14.2↓	17.63	17.96	20.6 328.8 Total		Locked	RB
J.K. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		DALW 44-24	14.1		43		9.4	10.13	8.68	11.6 115.9 Total		Locked	RB
CeeDee Lamb WR DAL (10)		@DENL 24-44	14.6		21		1.4↓	7.37↓	11.46	14.6 204.9 Total		Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		@LACL 10-37	14.4		22		18.4↑	13.3	9.44	12 203.5 Total		Locked	WR
Rome Odunze WR CHI (5)		@BALL 16-30	18.4		41		2.8↓	5.73↓	7.56	12.2 146.1 Total		Locked	RB/WR
Kyle Pitts TE ATL (5)		MIAL 10-34	16.9		2		11.8	11.37	19.54	12.7 215.8 Total		Locked	TE
													RB/WR/TE
Chris Boswell K PIT (5)		GBL 25-35	23		8		11	10.33	8.8	9.4 160 Total		Locked	K
Alontae Taylor CB TEN (11)		TBL 3-23	2		10		4	6.33	5.2	4.3 73 Total		Locked	DB
Demetrius Knight LB CIN (10)		NYJL 38-39	6		23		5	3	5.2	4.6 78 Total		Locked	LB
Yaya Diaby EDR TB (9)		@NOW 23-3	0		30		3	3	2.4	3.1 53 Total		Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
Sam Darnold QB SEA (8)		BYE	—		13		9.8↓	13.85	15.87	16.9 287.9 Total		Locked	BN
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		@LACL 10-37	—		33		9.8↓	15.07	13.52	13.8 137.7 Total		Locked	BN
Kenneth Walker RB KC (10)		WASW 28-7	—		22		17.3↑	17.13	11.62	11.3 192.9 Total		Locked	BN
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)		@INDL 14-38	17.2		44		9.7	10.77	8.92	8.6 111.7 Total		Locked	BN
Quentin Johnston WR LAC (12)		MINW 37-10	—		34		14.8	12.67	9.86	13.3 173.2 Total		Locked	BN
Jayden Higgins WR HOU (6)		SFW 26-15	13.4		47		10.3↑	10.6	7.92	7.7 131.5 Total		Locked	BN
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)		@CINW 39-38	—		62		0↓	7.8	14	14.4 100.5 Total		Locked	BN
Tez Johnson WR TB (9)		@NOW 23-3	9.3		66		3.2↓	2.67↓	1.6↓	5.9 94.6 Total		Locked	BN
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)		@BALL 16-30	6.8		12		27.1↑	18.17	15.5	10.6 169.1 Total		Locked	BN
Oronde Gadsden TE LAC (12)		MINW 37-10	18.7		15		4.3↓	6.07	6	8.8 132.4 Total		Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)		DALW 44-24	7.6		29		7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total		Locked	BN
Jared Verse EDR LAR (8)		BYE	—		12		6↑	6.5	4.1	4.4 74.5 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QJonathon Brooks RB CAR (14)		BUFL 9-40	—									Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Jarquez Hunter RB LAR (8)		BYE	—									Locked	TAXI
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (11)		TENW 38-14	0		71		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.6 89.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
Isaac TeSlaa WR DET (8)		BYE	—		82		2.8↓	10.63	8.38	5.4 75.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
QPat Bryant WR DEN (12)		DALW 44-24	12		84		7.1	7.83↑	8.78↑	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

4-10

Points

1,808.4-2,107.8

Waiver Priority

6th

Rank

10

Owner

tyburford

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/7/25 8:00 AM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

4 QB 1-10
4 RB 2-12
7 WR 4-12
4 TE 1-8
1 K 1-4
1 CB 0-3
0 S 0-3
2 EDR 0-3
0 IL 0-3
1 LB 1-3
12 Start 12 max
1 IR 4 max
4 TAXI 4 max
24 Active 24 max
29 Total 32 max

Keepers

12 Set / 23 Allowed