Somebody Poop · Chonkville Donkers · NFL

Player		Week 3			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Somebody Poop
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Sam Darnold QB SEA (8)		NOW 44-13	18.9		13		9.8↓	13.85	15.87	16.9 287.9 Total		Locked	QB
De'Von Achane RB MIA (12)		@BUFL 21-31	16.1		5		14.2↓	17.63	17.96	20.6 328.8 Total		Locked	RB
Chuba Hubbard RB CAR (14)		ATLW 30-0	9.6		38		3.7↓	3.63↓	7.22	8.4 125.4 Total		Locked	RB
Kenneth Walker RB KC (8)		NOW 44-13	18		22		17.3↑	17.13	11.62	11.3 192.9 Total		Locked	RB/WR
CeeDee Lamb WR DAL (10)		@CHIL 14-31	0		21		1.4↓	7.37↓	11.46	14.6 204.9 Total		Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		CINW 48-10	12.5		22		18.4↑	13.3	9.44	12 203.5 Total		Locked	WR
Rome Odunze WR CHI (5)		DALW 31-14	15.2		41		2.8↓	5.73↓	7.56	12.2 146.1 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Kyle Pitts TE ATL (5)		@CARL 0-30	7.9		2		11.8	11.37	19.54	12.7 215.8 Total		Locked	TE
													RB/WR/TE
Chris Boswell K PIT (5)		@NEW 21-14	3		8		11	10.33	8.8	9.4 160 Total		Locked	K
Alontae Taylor CB TEN (11)		@SEAL 13-44	2		10		4	6.33	5.2	4.3 73 Total		Locked	DB
Demetrius Knight LB CIN (10)		@MINL 10-48	3		23		5	3	5.2	4.6 78 Total		Locked	LB
Jared Verse EDR LAR (8)		@PHIL 26-33	10		12		6↑	6.5	4.1	4.4 74.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
QSpencer Rattler QB NO (11)		@SEAL 13-44	15.9		36		0↓	5.62↓	10.51	13.7 123 Total		Locked	BN
Russell Wilson QB FA (14)		KCL 9-22	6.7		44		3.45↓	0.95↓	9.67	10 60.15 Total		Locked	BN
QDevin Neal RB NO (11)		@SEAL 13-44	—		64		10.2↑	11.83↑	10.54	6.7 60 Total		Locked	BN
Quentin Johnston WR LAC (12)		DENW 23-20	14.9		34		14.8	12.67	9.86	13.3 173.2 Total		Locked	BN
Jayden Higgins WR HOU (6)		@JACL 10-17	1.5		47		10.3↑	10.6	7.92	7.7 131.5 Total		Locked	BN
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)		@TBL 27-29	26.4		62		0↓	7.8	14	14.4 100.5 Total		Locked	BN
Chris Godwin WR TB (9)		NYJW 29-27	—		79		1.8↓	11.2	11.62	9.2 83 Total		Locked	BN
QJaylin Lane WR WAS (12)		LVW 41-24	6.8		118		0↓	2	1.66	3.1 47.2 Total		Locked	BN
Adam Thielen WR FA (6)		CINW 48-10	0		122		7.3↑	6.53↑	4.54	2.8 39.6 Total		Locked	BN
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)		DALW 31-14	4.1		12		27.1↑	18.17	15.5	10.6 169.1 Total		Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)		@LACL 20-23	—		29		7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total		Locked	BN
Cole Kmet TE CHI (5)		DALW 31-14	8		36		5.6	4.2	4.72	4.9 78.7 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		CINW 48-10	—		33		9.8↓	15.07	13.52	13.8 137.7 Total		Locked	IR
QJonathon Brooks RB CAR (14)		ATLW 30-0	—									Locked	IR
Blake Cashman LB MIN (6)		CINW 48-10	—		32		6	7.33↑	5.6	5.4 70 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Jarquez Hunter RB LAR (8)		@PHIL 26-33	—									Locked	TAXI
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (11)		@TENW 41-20	0		71		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.6 89.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
Isaac TeSlaa WR DET (8)		@BALW 38-30	0		82		2.8↓	10.63	8.38	5.4 75.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
QPat Bryant WR DEN (12)		@LACL 20-23	—		84		7.1	7.83↑	8.78↑	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

4-10

Points

1,808.4-2,107.8

Waiver Priority

6th

Rank

10

Owner

tyburford

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/7/25 8:00 AM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-10
4 RB 2-12
9 WR 4-12
4 TE 1-8
1 K 1-4
1 CB 0-3
0 S 0-3
1 EDR 0-3
0 IL 0-3
1 LB 1-3
12 Start 12 max
3 IR 4 max
4 TAXI 4 max
24 Active 24 max
31 Total 32 max

Keepers

12 Set / 23 Allowed