Somebody Poop · Chonkville Donkers · NFL

Player		Divisional				Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Somebody Poop
Name		Opp	Proj	Actual		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Sam Darnold QB SEA (8)		SFW 41-6	19.57	10.2		13		9.8↓	13.85	15.87	16.9 287.9 Total		Locked	QB
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)			—	—		33		9.8↓	15.07	13.52	13.8 137.7 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
OUTDe'Von Achane RB MIA (12)			—	—		5		14.2↓	17.63	17.96	20.6 328.8 Total		Locked	RB
Kenneth Walker RB SEA (8)		SFW 41-6	13.11	35.5		22		17.3↑	17.13	11.62	11.3 192.9 Total		Locked	RB
CeeDee Lamb WR DAL (10)			—	—		21		1.4↓	7.37↓	11.46	14.6 204.9 Total		Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)			—	—		22		18.4↑	13.3	9.44	12 203.5 Total		Locked	WR
Quentin Johnston WR LAC (12)			—	—		34		14.8	12.67	9.86	13.3 173.2 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Kyle Pitts TE ATL (5)			—	—		2		11.8	11.37	19.54	12.7 215.8 Total		Locked	TE
Chris Boswell K PIT (5)			—	—		8		11	10.33	8.8	9.4 160 Total		Locked	K
Kam Curl S LAR (8)		@CHISun 6:30 PM	3.71	—		1		2↓	4.33	4.4	5.6 96 Total		Locked	DB
Nate Landman LB LAR (8)		@CHISun 6:30 PM	3.72	—		8		2↓	3↓	4	5.4 92.5 Total		Locked	LB
Jared Verse EDR LAR (8)		@CHISun 6:30 PM	4.08	—		12		6↑	6.5	4.1	4.4 74.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
OUTMarcus Mariota QB WAS (12)			—	—		31		4.65↓	6.9	13.09	14.5 145.45 Total		Locked	BN
OUTTyrod Taylor QB NYJ (9)			—	—		42		-1.7↓	12.77	12.47	11.9 71.25 Total		Locked	BN
Tyjae Spears RB TEN (10)			—	—		44		9.7	10.77	8.92	8.6 111.7 Total		Locked	BN
Emanuel Wilson RB GB (5)			—	—		49		5.8	5.8	3.74	5.5 93.5 Total		Locked	BN
QRome Odunze WR CHI (5)		LARSun 6:30 PM	8.08	—		41		2.8↓	5.73↓	7.56	12.2 146.1 Total		Locked	BN
Jayden Higgins WR HOU (6)		@NESun 3:00 PM	8.29	—		47		10.3↑	10.6	7.92	7.7 131.5 Total		Locked	BN
Chimere Dike WR TEN (10)			—	—		50		5.7	9.63	9.46	7.4 125.1 Total		Locked	BN
Tez Johnson WR TB (9)			—	—		66		3.2↓	2.67↓	1.6↓	5.9 94.6 Total		Locked	BN
OUTRoman Wilson WR PIT (5)			—	—		123		0↓	0↓	2.84	3.5 38.6 Total		Locked	BN
Colston Loveland TE CHI (5)		LARSun 6:30 PM	14.03	—		12		27.1↑	18.17	15.5	10.6 169.1 Total		Locked	BN
Oronde Gadsden TE LAC (12)			—	—		15		4.3↓	6.07	6	8.8 132.4 Total		Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)		BUFW 33-30	6.3	1.7		29		7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
IRJ.K. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		BUFW 33-30	—	—		43		9.4	10.13	8.68	11.6 115.9 Total		Locked	IR
PUPJonathon Brooks RB CAR (14)			—	—									Locked	IR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)			—	—		62		0↓	7.8	14	14.4 100.5 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Jarquez Hunter RB LAR (8)		@CHISun 6:30 PM	—	—									Locked	TAXI
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (9)			—	—		71		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.6 89.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
Isaac TeSlaa WR DET (8)			—	—		82		2.8↓	10.63	8.38	5.4 75.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
OUTPat Bryant WR DEN (12)		BUFW 33-30	8.09	6.2		84		7.1	7.83↑	8.78↑	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

4-10

Points

1,808.4-2,107.8

Waiver Priority

6th

Rank

10

Owner

tyburford

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/7/25 8:00 AM

Previous

Current

Roster

4 QB 1-10
4 RB 2-12
8 WR 4-12
4 TE 1-8
1 K 1-4
0 CB 0-3
1 S 0-3
1 EDR 0-3
0 IL 0-3
1 LB 1-3
12 Start 12 max
3 IR 4 max
4 TAXI 4 max
24 Active 24 max
31 Total 32 max

Keepers

12 Set / 23 Allowed