HURTS LIKE A BITCH · The Clash · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
HURTS LIKE A BITCH
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Jalen Hurts QB PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	17.05		8		13.5↓	25.47	21.52	27.4 438.6 Total		Locked	QB
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	7.9		32		10.8↓	18.07	17.52	18.4 184.2 Total		Locked	QB
Derrick Henry RB BAL (7)		CLEW 41-17	7.8		6		23.6	41.33	32.84	26.2 446 Total		Locked	RB
TreVeyon Henderson RB NE (14)		@MIAW 33-27	7.5		20		23.8↑	15.4	20.28	18.4 313.13 Total		Locked	RB
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)		@CINL 27-31	23.9		10		11.8↓	18.7	24.96	22.7 385.9 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
IRAustin Ekeler RB WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	8.4		112		0↓	6.7	6.7	6.7 20.1 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Drake London WR ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	6.9		23		17.8	8.3	14.04	17.5 209.9 Total		Locked	WR
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)		LACL 9-20	12.8		37		9.4	9.13	11.16	11.2 179.3 Total		Locked	WR
Mike Evans WR TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	10.6		89		5.4↓	10.53	10.36	10.7 85.8 Total		Locked	WR
Kyle Pitts TE ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	7.7		2		11.8	11.37	19.54	12.6 213.8 Total		Locked	TE
Jake Bates K DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	10		9		14↑	8.33	10.4	8.8 150 Total		Locked	K
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO (11)		SFL 21-26	21		8		28.07	36.68↑	29.46	26.4 448.7 Total		Locked	D/ST
Grant Delpit S CLE (9)		@BALL 17-41	13.5		23		32.5↑	24.67	18.3	15.7 266.5 Total		Locked	DB
IRDeForest Buckner DT IND (11)		DENW 29-28	26		21		14	14.67	17.2	18.2 182 Total		Locked	DL
Bobby Okereke LB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	18		14		22.2	26.3↑	20.68	18 306.4 Total		Locked	LB

Benched
Russell Wilson QB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	43.3		43		4.45↓	1.62↓	11.47	12.4 74.15 Total		Locked	BN
IRCam Skattebo RB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	19.4		44		11.5↓	26.13	25.36	22.4 179.2 Total		Locked	BN
Kaleb Johnson RB PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	4.47		99		1.4↓	1.37↓	1.88	3.5 35.47 Total		Locked	BN
Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	17		21		11.5	10.77	9.62	12.6 214.4 Total		Locked	BN
DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL (7)		CLEW 41-17	14.4		109		0↓	2.7	2.46	3.9 67 Total		Locked	BN
IRJoshua Palmer WR BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	6.7		129		1.1↓	1.5↓	2.24↓	4.4 52.3 Total		Locked	BN
Adam Thielen WR FA (6)		ATLL 6-22	4.6		144		7.3↑	6.53↑	4.54	2.8 39.6 Total		Locked	BN
Dallas Goedert TE PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	—		7		9.8	15.67	13.5	12.4 186.1 Total		Locked	BN

Record

4-10

Points

3,277.62-3,715.49

Waiver Priority

2nd

Rank

9

Owner

LawnMoore

Last Lineup Change

Wed 12/24/25 7:31 PM

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Roster

3 QB 2-5
6 RB 2-6
7 WR 3-7
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-5
0 CB 0-3
1 S 0-3
0 DE 0-3
1 DT 0-3
1 LB 1-3
15 Start 15 max
23 Active 23 max