HURTS LIKE A BITCH · The Clash · NFL

Player		Week 1			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
HURTS LIKE A BITCH
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Jalen Hurts QB PHI (9)		DALW 24-20	32.8		8		13.5↓	25.47	21.52	27.4 438.6 Total		Locked	QB
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		@CHIW 27-24	28.65		32		10.8↓	18.07	17.52	18.4 184.2 Total		Locked	QB
Derrick Henry RB BAL (7)		@BUFL 40-41	40.2		6		23.6	41.33	32.84	26.2 446 Total		Locked	RB
TreVeyon Henderson RB NE (14)		LVL 13-20	16.47		20		23.8↑	15.4	20.28	18.4 313.13 Total		Locked	RB
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)		CARW 26-10	27.6		10		11.8↓	18.7	24.96	22.7 385.9 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
IRAustin Ekeler RB WAS (12)		NYGW 21-6	11.7		112		0↓	6.7	6.7	6.7 20.1 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR (14)		@JACL 10-26	11.8		21		11.5	10.77	9.62	12.6 214.4 Total		Locked	WR
Drake London WR ATL (5)		TBL 20-23	13.5		23		17.8	8.3	14.04	17.5 209.9 Total		Locked	WR
Mike Evans WR TB (9)		@ATLW 23-20	10.1		89		5.4↓	10.53	10.36	10.7 85.8 Total		Locked	WR
Dallas Goedert TE PHI (9)		DALW 24-20	11.4		7		9.8	15.67	13.5	12.4 186.1 Total		Locked	TE
Jake Bates K DET (8)		@GBL 13-27	7		9		14↑	8.33	10.4	8.8 150 Total		Locked	K
Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		SFL 13-17	22.43		1		27.27	21.4↓	26.3	31.3 531.69 Total		Locked	D/ST
Grant Delpit S CLE (9)		CINL 16-17	9		23		32.5↑	24.67	18.3	15.7 266.5 Total		Locked	DB
IRDeForest Buckner DT IND (11)		MIAW 33-8	6		21		14	14.67	17.2	18.2 182 Total		Locked	DL
Blake Cashman LB MIN (6)		@CHIW 27-24	6		27		21.5	28↑	23.2	20.8 270.5 Total		Locked	LB

Benched
Russell Wilson QB NYG (14)		@WASL 6-21	16.8		43		4.45↓	1.62↓	11.47	12.4 74.15 Total		Locked	BN
IRCam Skattebo RB NYG (14)		@WASL 6-21	3.9		44		11.5↓	26.13	25.36	22.4 179.2 Total		Locked	BN
Kaleb Johnson RB PIT (5)		@NYJW 34-32	9.1		99		1.4↓	1.37↓	1.88	3.5 35.47 Total		Locked	BN
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)		@NEW 20-13	17.7		37		9.4	9.13	11.16	11.2 179.3 Total		Locked	BN
DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL (7)		@BUFL 40-41	11.5		109		0↓	2.7	2.46	3.9 67 Total		Locked	BN
IRJoshua Palmer WR BUF (7)		BALW 41-40	11.1		129		1.1↓	1.5↓	2.24↓	4.4 52.3 Total		Locked	BN
Adam Thielen WR FA (6)		@CHIW 27-24	2		144		7.3↑	6.53↑	4.54	2.8 39.6 Total		Locked	BN
Kyle Pitts TE ATL (5)		TBL 20-23	12.9		2		11.8	11.37	19.54	12.6 213.8 Total		Locked	BN

Record

4-10

Points

3,277.62-3,715.49

Waiver Priority

2nd

Rank

9

Owner

LawnMoore

Last Lineup Change

Wed 12/24/25 7:31 PM

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Roster

3 QB 2-5
6 RB 2-6
7 WR 3-7
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-5
0 CB 0-3
1 S 0-3
0 DE 0-3
1 DT 0-3
1 LB 1-3
15 Start 15 max
23 Active 23 max