HURTS LIKE A BITCH · The Clash · NFL

Player		Week 13			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
HURTS LIKE A BITCH
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Jalen Hurts QB PHI (9)		CHIL 15-24	25.6		8		13.5↓	25.47	21.52	27.4 438.6 Total		Locked	QB
QMarcus Mariota QB WAS (12)		DENL 26-27	35.2		31		5.15↓	10.07	17.39	19 190.45 Total		Locked	QB
Derrick Henry RB BAL (7)		CINL 14-32	22.4		6		23.6	41.33	32.84	26.2 446 Total		Locked	RB
Sean Tucker RB TB (9)		ARIW 20-17	1		45		5.4↓	5.97	8.36	10.3 175.2 Total		Locked	RB
Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE (14)		NYGW 33-15	17		27		39.8↑	30.93↑	24.7	17.9 250.47 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Michael Wilson WR ARI (8)		@TBL 17-20	6.6		10		20.9↑	18	22.12	13.5 229.6 Total		Locked	WR
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)		@TENW 25-3	21.8		37		9.4	9.13	11.16	11.2 179.3 Total		Locked	WR
Cooper Kupp WR SEA (8)		MINW 26-0	5.4		60		4.9↓	4.8	7.1	7.3 117.3 Total		Locked	WR
Dallas Goedert TE PHI (9)		CHIL 15-24	4.7		7		9.8	15.67	13.5	12.4 186.1 Total		Locked	TE
Kyle Pitts TE ATL (5)		@NYJL 24-27	15.2		2		11.8	11.37	19.54	12.6 213.8 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jason Myers K SEA (8)		MINW 26-0	19		1		6↓	6↓	11.2	11.8 200 Total		Locked	K
Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND (11)		HOUL 16-20	19.26		19		10.34↓	17.6	16.6	23.1 393.38 Total		Locked	D/ST
IRBrian Branch S DET (8)		GBL 24-31	27.5		36		18.5	21.17	21.3	19.4 233 Total		Locked	DB
Leonard Williams DE SEA (8)		MINW 26-0	16		12		6↓	12.33	12.2	14.8 237 Total		Locked	DL
Bobby Okereke LB NYG (14)		@NEL 15-33	14.5		14		22.2	26.3↑	20.68	18 306.4 Total		Locked	LB

Benched
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		@SEAL 0-26	—		32		10.8↓	18.07	17.52	18.4 184.2 Total		Locked	BN
Russell Wilson QB NYG (14)		@NEL 15-33	—		43		4.45↓	1.62↓	11.47	12.4 74.15 Total		Locked	BN
Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC (8)		@TENW 25-3	15.03		48		10.8	10.46	10.84	11.1 167.03 Total		Locked	BN
IRDTerrell Jennings RB NE (14)		NYGW 33-15	2.6		106		2.6↓	2.31↓	5.27	5.1 30.63 Total		Locked	BN
Drake London WR ATL (5)		@NYJL 24-27	—		23		17.8	8.3	14.04	17.5 209.9 Total		Locked	BN
Hollywood Brown WR KC (10)		@DALL 28-31	10		52		9.4	5.43	6.16	8.7 139.7 Total		Locked	BN
IRTory Horton WR SEA (8)		MINW 26-0	—		96		20.8↑	8.53	8.23	10.1 80.97 Total		Locked	BN
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA (12)		NOW 21-17	32.13		22		7.73↓	19.3	23.29	21.8 369.96 Total		Locked	BN

Record

4-10

Points

3,277.62-3,715.49

Waiver Priority

2nd

Rank

9

Owner

LawnMoore

Last Lineup Change

Wed 12/24/25 7:31 PM

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L @ Suchi

Roster

4 QB 2-5
5 RB 2-6
6 WR 3-7
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
2 D/ST 1-5
0 CB 0-3
1 S 0-3
1 DE 0-3
0 DT 0-3
1 LB 1-3
15 Start 15 max
23 Active 23 max