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| Player | Divisional | Rank | Fantasy | Availability | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Opp | Proj | Actual | 2025 | Last 1 | Last 3 | Last 5 | Season | Status | |||||
QB LAR (8) | 25.15 | — | 1 | 33.25 | 31.55 | 30.56 | 27 459.45 Total | Locked | QB | |||||
RB SF (14) | 20.79 | — | 1 | 12.7↓ | 26.8 | 22.9 | 25.7 437.6 Total | Locked | RB | |||||
RB CIN (10) | — | — | 8 | 19 | 27.67↑ | 23.7 | 17.2 291.6 Total | Locked | RB | |||||
RB PIT (5) | — | — | 18 | 17.26 | 21.56 | 18.12 | 15 239.3 Total | Locked | RB/WR/TE | |||||
RB TEN (10) | — | — | 23 | 9.5 | 11.07 | 17.7 | 11.6 196.8 Total | Locked | RB/WR/TE | |||||
WR LAR (8) | 29.14 | — | 1 | 26 | 32.4 | 34.16 | 25.3 405 Total | Locked | WR | |||||
WR NE (14) | 12.36 | — | 15 | 7.3↓ | 18.73 | 13.48 | 13.1 222.3 Total | Locked | WR | |||||
TE CLE (9) | — | — | 6 | 11 | 14.5 | 16.44 | 11.8 189.4 Total | Locked | TE | |||||
CB NE (14) | 5.57 | — | 1 | 5↓ | 3.33↓ | 6.63 | 7.9 134.52 Total | Locked | DB | |||||
LB MIN (6) | — | — | 16 | 9 | 14.67 | 13.2 | 11.8 154 Total | Locked | LB | |||||
EDR PIT (5) | — | — | 24 | 3↓ | 1.67↓ | 2.6 | 4.7 70.5 Total | Locked | EDR/IL | |||||
Benched | ||||||||||||||
QB JAC (8) | — | — | 5 | 28.85 | 30.35↑ | 34.49 | 23.9 406.25 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB CHI (5) | 7.86 | — | 29 | 5.9↓ | 8.63 | 7.58 | 9 153.7 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB TEN (10) | — | — | 47 | 9.7 | 10.77 | 8.92 | 8.7 112.7 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB BAL (7) | — | — | 61 | 2.6↓ | 3.23↓ | 5.36 | 6.1 79.04 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB JAC (8) | — | — | 76 | 3.62 | 4.05 | 4.21 | 3.4 54.48 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB DAL (10) | — | — | 78 | 12.3↑ | 8.77 | 8.52 | 5.2 51.6 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB GB (5) | — | — | Locked | BN | ||||||||||
WR IND (11) | — | — | 26 | 3.1↓ | 4.63↓ | 7.48 | 12.1 205.4 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR DEN (12) | 7.74 | — | 34 | 0↓ | 5.43 | 8.24 | 10.5 179.1 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR ARI (8) | — | — | 53 | 0↓ | 5.1 | 10.44 | 10.7 127.8 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR GB (5) | — | — | 97 | 1.8↓ | 1.8↓ | 2.78 | 5.2 72.12 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR SF (14) | — | — | Locked | BN | ||||||||||
TE NE (14) | 12.5 | — | 9 | 10.6 | 13.33 | 10.82 | 10.6 180.8 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
TE TB (9) | — | — | 22 | 22.4↑ | 11.73 | 8.6 | 8.4 126.2 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
TE BAL (7) | — | — | 47 | 5.2 | 3.63 | 7.18 | 5.1 61.7 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
EDR LV (8) | — | — | 1 | 8 | 7 | 9.8 | 8.3 124 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
Injured Reserve | ||||||||||||||
QB IND (11) | — | — | 69 | 2.35↑ | 1.12 | 1.12 | 1.1 2.25 Total | Locked | IR | |||||
RB NYJ (9) | — | — | 108 | 1.56↓ | 4.13 | 4.83 | 4.8 19.3 Total | Locked | IR | |||||
TE NYJ (9) | — | — | 32 | 10.1↑ | 6.43 | 5.54 | 6.8 88.9 Total | Locked | IR | |||||
Taxi Squad | ||||||||||||||
QB NO (11) | — | — | 36 | 0↓ | 5.95 | 10.51 | 13.7 123.5 Total | Locked | TAXI | |||||
RB NO (11) | — | — | 80 | 16.6↑ | 13.33 | 9.82 | 8.2 49.1 Total | Locked | TAXI | |||||
WR NO (11) | — | — | 142 | 8.1↑ | 4.04 | 5.73 | 4.4 35.52 Total | Locked | TAXI | |||||
WR LAR (8) | 2.6 | — | 168 | 0↓ | 3.33 | 2.3 | 2.2 26.2 Total | Locked | TAXI | |||||
