Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ Not the McCaffrey you are looking for · Assholes Anonymous · NFL

Team	Yet	In	F	Coach Rating	Total
Week 1 2026 Tue 9/8-Mon 9/14
Hold My Hair While I Puka	0	0	0	100%	0
Not the McCaffrey you are looking for	0	0	0	100%	0
Regular Season Game

Hold My Hai..							Not the McC..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
M. Stafford QB LAR			—		QB		—			J. Brissett QB ARI
C. McCaffrey RB SF			—		RB		—			K. Gainwell RB PIT
C. Brown RB CIN			—		RB		—			QB. Hall RB NYJ
T. Pollard RB TEN			—		FLEX		—			QB. Knight RB ARI
J. Warren RB PIT			—		FLEX		—			L. McConkey WR LAC
S. Diggs WR NE			—		WR		—			G. Pickens WR DAL
P. Nacua WR LAR			—		WR		—			T. Johnson WR TB
QH. Fannin TE CLE			—		TE		—			QG. Kittle TE SF
M. Jones CB NE			—		DB		—			J. Bates S ATL
B. Cashman LB MIN			—		LB		—			B. Wagner LB WAS
N. Herbig EDR PIT			—		FLEX		—			A. Van Ginkel EDR MIN
Total			0				0			Total

Benched
T. Lawrence QB JAC			—		BN		—			T. Tagovailoa QB MIA
QM. Davis RB DAL			—		BN		—			QM. Penix QB ATL
T. Spears RB TEN			—		BN		—			T. Bigsby RB PHI
K. Mitchell RB BAL			—		BN		—			D. Douglas WR NE
QM. Lloyd RB GB			—		BN		—			J. Bobo WR SEA
L. Allen RB JAC			—		BN		—			K. Coleman WR BUF
K. Monangai RB CHI			—		BN		—			QL. McCaffrey WR WAS
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF			—		BN		—			J. McMillan WR TB
M. Pittman WR IND			—		BN		—			A. Barner TE SEA
QM. Harrison WR ARI			—		BN		—			D. Witherspoon CB SEA
QT. Franklin WR DEN			—		BN		—			QT. Hunter WR/CB JAC
M. Golden WR GB			—		BN		—			QB. Jones S DEN
H. Henry TE NE			—		BN		—			J. Brisker S CHI
I. Likely TE BAL			—		BN		—			G. Rousseau EDR BUF
C. Otton TE TB			—		BN		—			J. Verse EDR LAR
QM. Crosby EDR LV			—		BN		—			F. Oluokun LB JAC
Total			0				0			Total

Injured Reserve
QA. Richardson QB IND			—		IR		—			QT. Dell WR HOU
QB. Allen RB NYJ			—		IR		—			QJ. Cowing WR SF
QM. Taylor TE NYJ			—		IR

Taxi Squad
QS. Rattler QB NO			—		TAXI		—			QC. Ward QB TEN
A. Estime RB NO			—		TAXI		—			J. Milroe QB SEA
QM. Tipton WR NO			—		TAXI
K. Mumpfield WR LAR			—		TAXI
Total			0				0			Total