Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ Another Tony Caterine Enterprise · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 17 2025 Tue 12/23-Mon 12/29
#4 Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	88%	107	0	33	33	172.77
#2 Another Tony Caterine Enterprise (10-4)	98%	157	12	0	16	184.4
Final Championship

Hold My Hai..					Another Ton..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
M. Stafford QB LAR	@ATLL 24-27	269 Yd 2 TD	16.95	QB	18	236 Yd 1 TD	HOUL 16-20	OUTJ. Herbert QB LAC
C. McCaffrey RB SF	CHIW 42-38	140 Yd 4/6 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	33.1	RB	52.6	216 Yd 4 TD	@GBW 41-24	D. Henry RB BAL
C. Brown RB CIN	ARIW 37-14	101 Yd 3/3 Rec 40 Yd 2 TD	31.1	RB	16	92 Yd 3/3 Rec 38 Yd	@ATLL 24-27	K. Williams RB LAR
T. Pollard RB TEN	NOL 26-34	85 Yd 2/2 Rec 10 Yd	11.5	FLEX	17.4	70 Yd 3/6 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	JACL 17-23	J. Taylor RB IND
J. Warren RB PIT	@CLEL 6-13	64 Yd	7.32	FLEX	23.6	10/13 Rec 76 Yd 1 TD	@CINL 14-37	T. McBride TE ARI
S. Diggs WR NE	@NYJW 42-10	6/6 Rec 101 Yd 1 TD	24.1	WR	11.8	5/7 Rec 68 Yd	@BUFW 13-12	A. Brown WR PHI
P. Nacua WR LAR	@ATLL 24-27	5/10 Rec 47 Yd 1 TD	15.7	WR	9.6	5/10 Rec 46 Yd	@WASW 30-23	C. Lamb WR DAL
OUTH. Fannin TE CLE	PITW 13-6	2/2 Rec 30 Yd 1 TD	11	TE	8.4	3/5 Rec 54 Yd	@INDW 23-17	B. Strange TE JAC
M. Jones CB NE	@NYJW 42-10	2 Solo	2	DB	12	4 Solo 1 INT	HOUL 16-20	D. James S LAC
B. Cashman LB MIN	DETW 23-10	6 Solo 1 Sack	19	LB	13	9 Solo	NOL 26-34	C. Gray LB TEN
N. Herbig EDR PIT	@CLEL 6-13		1	FLEX	2	1 Solo	@KCW 20-13	N. Bonitto EDR DEN
Total			172.77		184.4			Total
Optimum			194.25		187.3			Optimum

Benched
T. Lawrence QB JAC	@INDW 23-17	263 Yd 2 TD	25.25	BN	—		DALL 23-30	OUTM. Mariota QB WAS
M. Davis RB DAL	@WASW 30-23	103 Yd 0/2 Rec	12.3	BN	8.3	5 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	ARIW 37-14	S. Perine RB CIN
T. Spears RB TEN	NOL 26-34	2 Yd 1/2 Rec -1 Yd	1.1	BN	3.8	22 Yd 1/1 Rec 6 Yd	CHIW 42-38	B. Robinson RB SF
K. Mitchell RB BAL	@GBW 41-24	31 Yd 2/2 Rec 7 Yd	5.8	BN	1.46	3 Yd	@TENW 34-26	E. Hull RB NO
M. Lloyd RB GB	BALL 24-41		—	BN	6	11 Yd 2/3 Rec 9 Yd	@CINL 14-37	E. Demercado RB ARI
L. Allen RB JAC	@INDW 23-17	3 Yd	3.62	BN	4.1	21 Yd 1/2 Rec 10 Yd	PITW 13-6	R. Sanders RB CLE
K. Monangai RB CHI	@SFL 38-42	38 Yd 3/4 Rec 9 Yd	7.7	BN	1.6	1/3 Rec 6 Yd	@CARW 27-10	C. Kupp WR SEA
B. Aiyuk WR SF	CHIW 42-38		—	BN	3.1	2/5 Rec 1 Yd	@LACW 20-16	C. Kirk WR HOU
M. Pittman WR IND	JACL 17-23	2/3 Rec 16 Yd	3.6	BN	11.3	5/7 Rec 63 Yd	DALL 23-30	T. McLaurin WR WAS
M. Harrison WR ARI	@CINL 14-37	0/1 Rec	0	BN	4.32	3/4 Rec 10 Yd	@KCW 20-13	M. Mims WR DEN
T. Franklin WR DEN	@KCW 20-13	4/4 Rec 17 Yd	5.7	BN	5.2	1/1 Rec 42 Yd	PITW 13-6	C. Tillman WR CLE
M. Golden WR GB	BALL 24-41	1/3 Rec 12 Yd	3.2	BN	8.1	4/6 Rec 41 Yd	ARIW 37-14	A. Iosivas WR CIN
H. Henry TE NE	@NYJW 42-10	3/3 Rec 49 Yd 1 TD	13.9	BN	1.7	1/1 Rec 7 Yd	BALL 24-41	OUTD. Wicks WR GB
I. Likely TE BAL	@GBW 41-24	3/3 Rec 27 Yd	5.7	BN	9.3	3/5 Rec 63 Yd	@CLEL 6-13	P. Freiermuth TE PIT
C. Otton TE TB	@MIAL 17-20	4/4 Rec 33 Yd	9.3	BN	2		@SFL 38-42	K. Byard S CHI
M. Crosby EDR LV	NYGL 10-34		—	BN	5	1 Solo	@CARW 27-10	E. Jones LB SEA
Total			116.97		92.18			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Richardson QB IND	JACL 17-23		—	IR	—		@CINL 14-37	K. Murray QB ARI
B. Allen RB NYJ	NEL 10-42		—	IR	—		@KCW 20-13	J. Dobbins RB DEN
OUTM. Taylor TE NYJ	NEL 10-42		—	IR	—		BALL 24-41	M. Parsons EDR GB

Taxi Squad
S. Rattler QB NO	@TENW 34-26		—	TAXI	—		TBW 20-17	C. Miller QB MIA
A. Estime RB NO	@TENW 34-26	94 Yd 1/1 Rec 4 Yd 1 TD	16.8	TAXI	11.3	186 Yd 1 TD	PITW 13-6	S. Sanders QB CLE
OUTM. Tipton WR NO	@TENW 34-26		—	TAXI	5.6	56 Yd	TBW 20-17	J. Wright RB MIA
K. Mumpfield WR LAR	@ATLL 24-27	2/5 Rec 10 Yd	3	TAXI	—		@ATLL 24-27	J. Hunter RB LAR
				TAXI	—		@CLEL 6-13	R. Wilson WR PIT
Total			116.97		92.18			Total

Week 17 2025 Tue 12/23-Mon 12/29

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad