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Player		Week 8			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Drake Maye QB NE (14)		CLEW 32-13	32.28		3		17.74↓	29.96	26.97	24.5 415.96 Total		Locked	QB
Caleb Williams QB CHI (5)		@BALL 16-30	11.8		7		20.58	24.86	23.3	22 374.18 Total		Locked	QB
Christian McCaffrey RB SF (14)		@HOUL 15-26	9.8		1		11.7↓	26.13	22.3	25.2 428.6 Total		Locked	RB
Jordan Mason RB MIN (6)		@LACL 10-37	1.6		36		9.4	4.8	6.28	8.2 131.9 Total		Locked	RB
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)		@CINW 39-38	37.86		17		25.9↑	13.3	11.96	14 223.66 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jaylen Waddle WR DEN (12)		@ATLW 34-10	20.9		24		0.7↓	5.83↓	8.52	12.3 197.12 Total		Locked	WR
Rashee Rice WR KC (10)		WASW 28-7	25.5		40		12.1↓	16.3	17.16	19.1 153.1 Total		Locked	WR
Terry McLaurin WR WAS (12)		@KCL 7-28	14.4		58		9.7	9.77	10.86	11.6 116.2 Total		Locked	WR
Hunter Henry TE NE (14)		CLEW 32-13	7.7		9		10.6	13.33	10.82	10.7 181.8 Total		Locked	TE
Andy Borregales K NE (14)		CLEW 32-13	13		10		9	8	9	8.4 142 Total		Locked	K
New England Patriots D/ST NE (14)		CLEW 32-13	12.5		10		14↑	9	7.8	8.3 141.5 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
Tua Tagovailoa QB ATL (12)		@ATLW 34-10	32.2		25		20.22↑	11.99	11.53	14.5 202.7 Total		Locked	BN
QJustin Fields QB KC (9)		@CINW 39-38	22.86		30		21.34	17.72	12.42	17.4 156.66 Total		Locked	BN
Kenneth Walker RB KC (10)		WASW 28-7	—		22		17.3↑	18.47	12.42	11.8 199.9 Total		Locked	BN
QZach Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		BYE	—		24		18.7↑	21.77↑	15.4	11.5 184.4 Total		Locked	BN
QIsaiah Davis RB NYJ (9)		@CINW 39-38	17.9		59		3↓	8.83	5.74	4.4 71.2 Total		Locked	BN
Isaac Guerendo RB SF (14)		@HOUL 15-26	—		141		0	0	0	0 0 Total		Locked	BN
Puka Nacua WR LAR (8)		BYE	—		1		26	31.07	32.56	24.7 395 Total		Locked	BN
Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		BYE	—		2		14.4↓	18.07	20.72	23 390.9 Total		Locked	BN
Nico Collins WR HOU (6)		SFW 26-15	—		8		8.7↓	14.7	16.94	15.9 239.2 Total		Locked	BN
QMalik Washington WR MIA (12)		@ATLW 34-10	13.6		54		11.8↑	7.83	5.9	6.9 116.7 Total		Locked	BN
DeMario Douglas WR NE (14)		CLEW 32-13	5.7		62		4.9	2.83↓	3.06↓	6.3 100.8 Total		Locked	BN
Xavier Hutchinson WR HOU (6)		SFW 26-15	17.9		66		13.4↑	6.57	4.46	6.1 98 Total		Locked	BN
QRashod Bateman WR BAL (7)		CHIW 30-16	7.1		104		1.7↓	2	2	4.3 55.4 Total		Locked	BN
Jalen Royals WR KC (10)		WASW 28-7	—		213		2.4↑	1.2	1.2	1.2 2.4 Total		Locked	BN
Theo Johnson TE NYG (14)		@PHIL 20-38	5		20		0↓	5.37	6.68	8.5 127.8 Total		Locked	BN
Brenton Strange TE JAC (8)		BYE	—		25		17.2↑	13.5	9.96	9.8 118 Total		Locked	BN
David Njoku TE FA (9)		@NEL 13-32	13.7		34		7.1	3.73↓	7	7.8 86.3 Total		Locked	BN
Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		NYGW 38-20	7.5		9		4↓	8.17	11	8.4 143 Total		Locked	BN
New York Giants D/ST NYG (14)		@PHIL 20-38	2		26		6	14↑	9.9	5.3 90.5 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QTyreek Hill WR FA			—		103		12.7	16.17	14.12	14.1 56.5 Total		Locked	IR
QDarren Waller TE FA			—		33		1↓	11.2	8.6	9.9 88.7 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
QJaylin Lane WR WAS (12)		@KCL 7-28	1		114		0↓	2	1.66	3.3 49.2 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jordan Watkins WR SF (14)		@HOUL 15-26	1.7		196		0↓	1.53	1.53	1.5 4.6 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

11-3

Points

2,539.9-2,062.16

Waiver Priority

6th

Rank

2

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 1/23/26 4:51 PM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

4 QB 2-30
7 RB 2-30
11 WR 3-30
4 TE 1-30
1 K 1-30
3 D/ST 1-30
11 Start 11 max
2 IR 2 max
2 TAXI 4 max
30 Active 30 max
34 Total 36 max

Keepers

1 Set / 28 Allowed