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Player		Week 17			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Drake Maye QB NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	42.44		3		17.74↓	29.96	26.97	24.5 415.96 Total		Locked	QB
Caleb Williams QB CHI (5)		@SFL 38-42	29		7		20.58	24.86	23.3	22 374.18 Total		Locked	QB
Christian McCaffrey RB SF (14)		CHIW 42-38	31.1		1		11.7↓	26.13	22.3	25.2 428.6 Total		Locked	RB
Kenneth Walker RB KC (8)		@CARW 27-10	7.7		22		17.3↑	18.47	12.42	11.8 199.9 Total		Locked	RB
Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		@CARW 27-10	16.2		2		14.4↓	18.07	20.72	23 390.9 Total		Locked	WR
Nico Collins WR HOU (6)		@LACW 20-16	8.7		8		8.7↓	14.7	16.94	15.9 239.2 Total		Locked	WR
QJaylen Waddle WR MIA (12)		TBW 20-17	0.7		24		0.7↓	5.83↓	8.52	12.3 197.12 Total		Locked	WR
Puka Nacua WR LAR (8)		@ATLL 24-27	15.7		1		26	31.07	32.56	24.7 395 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Hunter Henry TE NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	13.9		9		10.6	13.33	10.82	10.7 181.8 Total		Locked	TE
Andy Borregales K NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	5		10		9	8	9	8.4 142 Total		Locked	K
New England Patriots D/ST NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	7.5		10		14↑	9	7.8	8.3 141.5 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
Tua Tagovailoa QB ATL (5)		LARW 27-24	—		25		20.22↑	11.99	11.53	14.5 202.7 Total		Locked	BN
QJustin Fields QB NYJ (9)		NEL 10-42	—		30		21.34	17.72	12.42	17.4 156.66 Total		Locked	BN
QBreece Hall RB NYJ (9)		NEL 10-42	25.9		17		25.9↑	13.3	11.96	14 223.66 Total		Locked	BN
QZach Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		@CARW 27-10	29.2		24		18.7↑	21.77↑	15.4	11.5 184.4 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan Mason RB MIN (6)		DETW 23-10	—		36		9.4	4.8	6.28	8.2 131.9 Total		Locked	BN
Michael Carter RB FA (8)		@CINL 14-37	6.3		48		6.9	6.57	7.64	7.6 99 Total		Locked	BN
QIsaiah Davis RB NYJ (9)		NEL 10-42	3		59		3↓	8.83	5.74	4.4 71.2 Total		Locked	BN
Audric Estime RB NO (11)		@TENW 34-26	16.8		71		15.6↑	13	9.62	8 48.1 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan James RB SF (14)		CHIW 42-38	—									Locked	BN
Terry McLaurin WR WAS (12)		DALL 23-30	11.3		58		9.7	9.77	10.86	11.6 116.2 Total		Locked	BN
DeMario Douglas WR NE (14)		@NYJW 42-10	2		62		4.9	2.83↓	3.06↓	6.3 100.8 Total		Locked	BN
John Metchie WR CAR (9)		NEL 10-42	7.1		87		5	4.5	5.56	5.5 71.9 Total		Locked	BN
QJaylin Lane WR WAS (12)		DALL 23-30	—		114		0↓	2	1.66	3.3 49.2 Total		Locked	BN
Theo Johnson TE NYG (14)		@LVW 34-10	—		20		0↓	5.37	6.68	8.5 127.8 Total		Locked	BN
Brenton Strange TE JAC (8)		@INDW 23-17	8.4		25		17.2↑	13.5	9.96	9.8 118 Total		Locked	BN
QDarren Waller TE FA (12)		TBW 20-17	1		33		1↓	11.2	8.6	9.9 88.7 Total		Locked	BN
David Njoku TE FA			—		34		7.1	3.73↓	7	7.8 86.3 Total		Locked	BN
Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		@BUFW 13-12	15.5		9		4↓	8.17	11	8.4 143 Total		Locked	BN
New York Giants D/ST NYG (14)		@LVW 34-10	20		26		6	14↑	9.9	5.3 90.5 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QRashee Rice WR KC (10)		DENL 13-20	—		40		12.1↓	16.3	17.16	19.1 153.1 Total		Locked	IR
QTyreek Hill WR FA			—		103		12.7	16.17	14.12	14.1 56.5 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Brady Cook QB NYJ (9)		NEL 10-42	4.18		52		11.1↑	6.33	6.49	6.5 32.46 Total		Locked	TAXI
Isaac TeSlaa WR DET (8)		@MINL 10-23	13.9		82		2.8↓	10.63	8.38	5.4 75.9 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

11-3

Points

2,539.9-2,062.16

Waiver Priority

6th

Rank

2

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 1/23/26 4:51 PM

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Current

Roster

Illegal

4 QB 2-30
9 RB 2-30
8 WR 3-30
5 TE 1-30
1 K 1-30
3 D/ST 1-30
11 Start 11 max
2 IR 2 max
2 TAXI 4 max
30 Active 30 max
34 Total 36 max

Keepers

1 Set / 28 Allowed