How I Metcalf Your Mother · Fuck Stix · NFL

Player		Week Conference				Rank		Fantasy					Availability
How I Metcalf Your Mother
Name		Opp	Proj	Actual		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Trevor Lawrence QB JAC (8)			—	—		4		29.3↑	29.86	33.85	23.4 398.18 Total		Locked	QB
Kirk Cousins QB ATL (5)			—	—		35		11.2	14.64	16.26	12.6 125.54 Total		Locked	QB
Bijan Robinson RB ATL (5)			—	—		2		7.3↓	27.33	24.18	23.4 397.8 Total		Locked	RB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)			—	—		3		20.3	16.5	19.26	22.6 384.9 Total		Locked	RB
Tyrone Tracy RB NYG (14)			—	—		28		30.9↑	15.8	15.28	10.9 163.8 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN (10)			—	—		4		23.6	23.83	21.58	21 336.6 Total		Locked	WR
QChris Olave WR NO (11)			—	—		6		28.9↑	29.73↑	21.98	17.4 279 Total		Locked	WR
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)			—	—		9		11.8	14.13	19.92	15.7 235.3 Total		Locked	WR
Dawson Knox TE BUF (7)			—	—		28		10.4↑	6.8	11.28	6.5 103.7 Total		Locked	TE
Evan McPherson K CIN (10)			—	—		14		-2↓	5.33	8.8	8.2 131 Total		Locked	K
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO (11)			—	—		13		8	13.67↑	9.7	7.7 130.5 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)			—	—		31		7.98↓	14.6	14.14	14.7 147.38 Total		Locked	BN
Max Brosmer QB MIN (6)			—	—		62		0.28↓	1.9	0.63	0.6 4.22 Total		Locked	BN
David Montgomery RB DET (8)			—	—		27		6.5↓	4.63↓	7.48	10.1 171.92 Total		Locked	BN
Tyler Allgeier RB ATL (5)			—	—		41		2.9↓	4.5	4.8	7.2 123 Total		Locked	BN
Brashard Smith RB KC (10)			—	—		62		7.8↑	6.23	3.9	3.7 63.3 Total		Locked	BN
LeQuint Allen RB JAC (8)			—	—		87		0.3↓	1.3	1.34	1.5 24.8 Total		Locked	BN
Tre Tucker WR LV (8)			—	—		37		5.4↓	8.23	5.82	9.8 166.7 Total		Locked	BN
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)			—	—		47		7.5	17.57	14.26	9.1 135.9 Total		Locked	BN
Jerry Jeudy WR CLE (9)			—	—		52		4.2↓	6.27	8.32	7.2 122.7 Total		Locked	BN
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (9)			—	—		69		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.8 92.9 Total		Locked	BN
Jack Bech WR LV (8)			—	—		120		0↓	3.33	5.04	2.8 42.4 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan Whittington WR LAR (8)		@SEASun 6:30 PM	4.52	—		127		0↓	0.97	0.88	2.4 36.3 Total		Locked	BN
QDalton Kincaid TE BUF (7)			—	—		16		7.8↓	4.73↓	6.8	11 132.1 Total		Locked	BN
Cade Otton TE TB (9)			—	—		23		22.4↑	11.07	8.2	8.1 122.2 Total		Locked	BN
QGunnar Helm TE TEN (10)			—	—		31		1.1↓	6.3	5.8	5.7 91.7 Total		Locked	BN
Noah Fant TE CIN (10)			—	—		37		-0.5↓	0.67↓	1.04↓	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	BN
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA (12)			—	—		17		-2↓	3.83	6.6	6.5 110.5 Total		Locked	BN
Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC (10)			—	—		22		12.5↑	6.33	6.7	5.9 100.5 Total		Locked	BN
Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN (10)			—	—		26		15↑	9.67↑	8.3	5.3 90.5 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
IRPatrick Mahomes QB KC (10)			—	—		11		13.06↓	18.93	18.24	23.8 333.68 Total		Locked	IR
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)			—	—		25		8.2↓	15.83	13.62	13 195.2 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Jalen Milroe QB SEA (8)		LARSun 6:30 PM	—	—		86		0	-0.57	-0.4	-0.4 -1.6 Total		Locked	TAXI
Kyle Williams WR NE (14)		@DENSun 3:00 PM	3.29	—		110		0.5↓	6.03	5.68	3.7 51.2 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

10-4

Points

2,396.2-2,064.28

Waiver Priority

7th

Rank

1

Owner

Big_Stink

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/28/25 3:20 PM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

4 QB 2-30
7 RB 2-30
9 WR 3-30
5 TE 1-30
1 K 1-30
4 D/ST 1-30
11 Start 11 max
2 IR 2 max
2 TAXI 4 max
30 Active 30 max
34 Total 36 max

Keepers

0 Set / 28 Allowed