Fantasy Matchup: Cope Longcunt @ Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe · Fuck Stix · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 16 2025 Tue 12/16-Mon 12/22
#4 Cope Longcunt (9-5)	92%	112	81	0	0	193.06
#1 Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe (11-3)	82%	122	10	55	36	222.4
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Cope Longcunt							Puka’d my p..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Prescott QB DAL	LACL 17-34	244 Yd 2 TD	23.16		QB		29.7	380 Yd 2 TD	@BALW 28-24	D. Maye QB NE
J. Herbert QB LAC	@DALW 34-17	300 Yd 3 TD	36.2		QB		25	250 Yd 2 TD	GBW 22-16	C. Williams QB CHI
T. Etienne RB JAC	@DENW 34-20	50 Yd 4/5 Rec 16 Yd 1 TD	16.6		RB		35.6	117 Yd 6/8 Rec 29 Yd 2 TD	@INDW 48-27	C. McCaffrey RB SF
A. Jeanty RB LV	@HOUL 21-23	128 Yd 1/2 Rec 60 Yd 2 TD	38.8		RB		8.3	54 Yd 2/3 Rec 9 Yd	@NOL 6-29	B. Hall RB NYJ
D. Achane RB MIA	CINL 21-45	81 Yd 3/3 Rec 9 Yd 1 TD	18		FLEX		9.9	4/9 Rec 59 Yd	LVW 23-21	N. Collins WR HOU
D. Smith WR PHI	@WASW 29-18	6/8 Rec 42 Yd 1 TD	16.2		WR		8.3	3/4 Rec 53 Yd	PHIL 18-29	T. McLaurin WR WAS
D. London WR ATL	@ARIW 26-19	3/8 Rec 27 Yd	5.7		WR		23.6	8/13 Rec 96 Yd 1 TD	LARW 38-37	J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
J. Addison WR MIN	@NYGW 16-13	2/3 Rec 26 Yd	4.6		WR		51.5	12/16 Rec 225 Yd 2 TD	@SEAL 37-38	P. Nacua WR LAR
B. Bowers TE LV	@HOUL 21-23	5/5 Rec 33 Yd 1 TD	14.3		TE		15.5	6/7 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	@BALW 28-24	H. Henry TE NE
C. Santos K CHI	GBW 22-16	3/3 FG 1/1 XP	14		K		10	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	@BALW 28-24	A. Borregales K NE
Broncos D/ST DEN	JACL 20-34	5 Sack	5.5		D/ST		5	1 INT 2 Sack	@WASW 29-18	Eagles D/ST PHI
Total			193.06				222.4			Total
Optimum			208.56				269.9			Optimum

Benched
G. Smith QB LV	@HOUL 21-23	201 Yd 2 TD	18.04		BN		1.4	15 Yd	@TENL 9-26	G. Minshew QB KC
S. Rattler QB NO	NYJW 29-6		—		BN		—		CINL 21-45	OUTT. Tagovailoa QB MIA
A. Gibson RB NE	@BALW 28-24		—		BN		—		@NOL 6-29	OUTJ. Fields QB NYJ
B. Allen RB NYJ	@NOL 6-29		—		BN		3.72	188 Yd	@NOL 6-29	B. Cook QB NYJ
C. Skattebo RB NYG	MINL 13-16		—		BN		6.5	65 Yd 0/2 Rec	ATLL 19-26	M. Carter RB ARI
B. Cooks WR BUF	@CLEW 23-20	0/1 Rec	0		BN		30.4	100 Yd 3/3 Rec 64 Yd 1 TD	LARW 38-37	K. Walker RB SEA
M. Hollins WR NE	@BALW 28-24	7/9 Rec 69 Yd	13.9		BN		2.1	5 Yd 1/1 Rec 6 Yd	@NYGW 16-13	OUTJ. Mason RB MIN
J. Reynolds WR NYJ	@NOL 6-29		—		BN		17.4	32 Yd 4/4 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	LARW 38-37	Z. Charbonnet RB SEA
T. Atwell WR LAR	@SEAL 37-38		—		BN		10	8 Yd 4/4 Rec 52 Yd	@NOL 6-29	I. Davis RB NYJ
G. Wilson WR NYJ	@NOL 6-29		—		BN		6.6	19 Yd 3/4 Rec 17 Yd	NYJW 29-6	A. Estime RB NO
X. Legette WR CAR	TBW 23-20	1/3 Rec 12 Yd	2.2		BN		—		@INDW 48-27	J. James RB SF
D. Vele WR NO	NYJW 29-6		—		BN		12.2	5/9 Rec 72 Yd	CINL 21-45	J. Waddle WR MIA
T. Harris WR LAC	@DALW 34-17	4/5 Rec 54 Yd	9.4		BN		—		@TENL 9-26	OUTR. Rice WR KC
S. Williams WR GB	@CHIL 16-22	9 Yd	0.9		BN		1.6	1/2 Rec 6 Yd	@BALW 28-24	D. Douglas WR NE
E. Engram TE DEN	JACL 20-34	2/4 Rec 36 Yd	5.6		BN		7	3/5 Rec 40 Yd	CINL 21-45	D. Waller TE MIA
M. Mayer TE LV	@HOUL 21-23	1/3 Rec 10 Yd	2		BN		—		BUFL 20-23	OUTD. Njoku TE CLE
W. Lutz K DEN	JACL 20-34	2/3 FG 2/2 XP	9		BN		14.9	5/7 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	@DENW 34-20	B. Strange TE JAC
Seahawks D/ST SEA	LARW 38-37	1 TD	2		BN		0	0/2 Rec	MINL 13-16	T. Johnson TE NYG
Rams D/ST LAR	@SEAL 37-38	2 INT 4 Sack 1 FF	8		BN		5.5	1 Sack 2 FF	@BALW 28-24	Patriots D/ST NE
					BN		16	1 TD 1 INT 4 Sack 1 FF	MINL 13-16	Giants D/ST NYG
Total			71.04				150.52			Total

Injured Reserve
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@INDW 48-27		—		IR		—			QT. Hill WR FA
T. Dell WR HOU	LVW 23-21		—		IR

Taxi Squad
S. Ahmed RB IND	SFL 27-48		—		TAXI		15.2	4/7 Rec 52 Yd 1 TD	PITL 24-29	I. TeSlaa WR DET
M. Lloyd RB GB	@CHIL 16-22		—		TAXI		0		PHIL 18-29	J. Lane WR WAS
Total			71.04				150.52			Total