Rosters · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Player		Availability
Slappy Seals
Name		Action
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
B. Young QB CAR (14)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
QB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
N. Chubb RB HOU (6)		Locked
OUTD. Pierce RB KC (10)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
D. Sampson RB CLE (9)		Locked
B. Smith RB KC (10)		Locked
C. Steele RB KC (10)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
C. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
IRM. Nabers WR NYG (14)		Locked
IRM. Hollins WR NE (14)		Locked
J. Nailor WR MIN (6)		Locked
K. Bourne WR SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Thornton WR KC (10)		Locked
J. Coker WR CAR (14)		Locked
OUTD. Bell WR FA		Locked
M. Wilson WR ARI (8)		Locked
M. Washington WR MIA (12)		Locked
M. Mims WR DEN (12)		Locked
IRT. Horton WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Thornton WR LV (8)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
G. Helm TE TEN (10)		Locked
J. Smith TE PIT (5)		Locked
OUTH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
D. Bellinger TE NYG (14)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
49ers D/ST SF (14)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 19 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Sasquatch
IRJ. Fields QB NYJ (9)		Locked
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
T. Shough QB NO (11)		Locked
J. Milton QB DAL (10)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
IRJ. Conner RB ARI (8)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
IRN. Harris RB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Chestnut RB TEN (10)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
QI. Davis RB NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Mitchell RB BAL (7)		Locked
IRK. Miller RB NO (11)		Locked
J. James RB SF (14)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
T. Lockett WR LV (10)		Locked
A. Lazard WR FA		Locked
IRR. Moore WR MIN (6)		Locked
IRL. McCaffrey WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Johnson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Baker WR SF (14)		Locked
D. Jackson WR FA		Locked
J. Johnson TE NO (11)		Locked
A. Hooper TE NE (14)		Locked
IRT. Higbee TE LAR (8)		Locked
OUTD. Washington TE PIT (5)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed





The Fantasy Football Team
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Lawrence QB JAC (8)		Locked
C. Ward QB TEN (10)		Locked
OUTJ. Milroe QB SEA (8)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
C. Brooks RB GB (5)		Locked
L. Allen RB JAC (8)		Locked
IRJ. Mixon RB HOU (6)		Locked
OUTK. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
Z. White RB LV (8)		Locked
T. Brooks RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Laube RB LV (8)		Locked
K. Mullings RB TEN (10)		Locked
T. Sermon RB PIT (5)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
J. Jennings WR SF (14)		Locked
J. Jeudy WR CLE (9)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Palmer WR BUF (7)		Locked
OUTR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
OUTK. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
QL. Burden WR CHI (5)		Locked
OUTS. Williams WR GB (5)		Locked
OUTT. Wallace WR BAL (7)		Locked
OUTD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
C. Stover TE HOU (6)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Comic Confusion
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
OUTG. Smith QB LV (8)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
O. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
E. Demercado RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRJ. Ford RB CLE (9)		Locked
IRR. Johnson RB CHI (5)		Locked
IRM. Lloyd RB GB (5)		Locked
F. Gore RB BUF (7)		Locked
QJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
C. Tillman WR CLE (9)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
D. Slayton WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Turpin WR DAL (10)		Locked
IRD. Vele WR NO (11)		Locked
A. Thielen WR PIT (6)		Locked
T. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
T. Harris WR LAC (12)		Locked
X. Restrepo WR TEN (10)		Locked
D. Duvernay WR CHI (5)		Locked
IRS. Fehoko WR ARI (8)		Locked
J. Royals WR KC (10)		Locked
T. Scott WR LAR (8)		Locked
A. Perry WR DEN (12)		Locked
R. Jarrett WR FA		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
N. Gray TE KC (10)		Locked
W. Dissly TE LAC (12)		Locked
OUTJ. Sanders TE CAR (14)		Locked
IRS. Shrader K IND (11)		Locked
Cowboys D/ST DAL (10)		Locked
Chiefs D/ST KC (10)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed




Associated Klan Krew Orgy
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Love QB GB (5)		Locked
D. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
OUTJ. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
E. Wilson RB GB (5)		Locked
P. Strong RB GB (5)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
QB. Corum RB LAR (8)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Wright RB MIA (12)		Locked
T. Bigsby RB PHI (9)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
IRT. Hill WR MIA (12)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
D. Brown WR JAC (8)		Locked
J. Whittington WR LAR (8)		Locked
OUTC. Washington WR ATL (5)		Locked
D. Cooper WR PHI (9)		Locked
OUTD. Njoku TE CLE (9)		Locked
J. Tonges TE SF (14)		Locked
E. Engram TE DEN (12)		Locked
T. Hill TE NO (11)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
J. Wiley TE KC (10)		Locked
D. Carlson K LV (8)		Locked
T. Loop K BAL (7)		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

2kYearOldDream
QJ. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
C. Stroud QB HOU (6)		Locked
OUTS. Howell QB PHI (9)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
S. Perine RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Chandler RB MIN (6)		Locked
D. Giddens RB IND (11)		Locked
D. Dallas RB JAC (8)		Locked
K. Milton RB CIN (10)		Locked
I. Abanikanda RB DAL (10)		Locked
IRK. McIntosh RB SEA (8)		Locked
E. Bailey RB FA		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
OUTK. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
D. Douglas WR NE (14)		Locked
S. Moore WR SF (14)		Locked
C. Watson WR GB (5)		Locked
J. Higgins WR HOU (6)		Locked
OUTD. Wicks WR GB (5)		Locked
J. Noel WR HOU (6)		Locked
R. Wilson WR PIT (5)		Locked
M. Corley WR CLE (9)		Locked
OUTD. Davis WR LAC (12)		Locked
OUTJ. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
I. Likely TE BAL (7)		Locked
IRE. Arroyo TE SEA (8)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Cardinals D/ST ARI (8)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Player		Availability
Anus Bandits
Name		Action
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
OUTT. Tagovailoa QB MIA (12)		Locked
IRW. Levis QB TEN (10)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
A. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
D. Evans RB FA		Locked
J. Hawkins RB FA		Locked
PUPJ. Brooks RB CAR (14)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Hopkins WR BAL (7)		Locked
D. Robinson WR SF (14)		Locked
A. Iosivas WR CIN (10)		Locked
X. Hutchinson WR HOU (6)		Locked
OUTC. Austin WR PIT (5)		Locked
IRJ. Lane WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Felton WR MIN (6)		Locked
IRJ. Cowing WR SF (14)		Locked
M. Stevenson WR FA		Locked
N. Fant TE CIN (10)		Locked
D. Knox TE BUF (7)		Locked
OUTG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Bears D/ST CHI (5)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed





Plowing Hudson's Yard
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
K. Cousins QB ATL (5)		Locked
M. Jones QB SF (14)		Locked
IRM. Penix QB ATL (5)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
J. McLaughlin RB DEN (12)		Locked
IRP. Taylor RB SF (14)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
S. Conner RB FA		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
QM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
X. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
E. Chism WR NE (14)		Locked
R. McCloud WR FA (5)		Locked
X. Legette WR CAR (14)		Locked
J. McMillan WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Mingo WR DAL (10)		Locked
C. Johnson WR FA		Locked
IRJ. Polk WR NO (11)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
P. Freiermuth TE PIT (5)		Locked
OUTT. Johnson TE NYG (14)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
OUTM. Taylor TE NYJ (9)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed



Pitts of Hathsin
OUTJ. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
S. Darnold QB SEA (8)		Locked
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
QJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Johnson RB BUF (7)		Locked
OUTR. Mostert RB LV (8)		Locked
OUTA. Dillon RB PHI (9)		Locked
J. Wilson RB MIA (12)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
IRD. Neal RB NO (11)		Locked
W. Shipley RB PHI (9)		Locked
S. Vaki RB DET (8)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
OUTR. Shaheed WR SEA (11)		Locked
IRC. Ridley WR TEN (10)		Locked
OUTD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
D. Mooney WR ATL (5)		Locked
IRC. Samuel WR BUF (7)		Locked
OUTN. Westbrook-Ikhine WR MIA (12)		Locked
IRN. Brown WR WAS (12)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
I. TeSlaa WR DET (8)		Locked
I. Bond WR CLE (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Bech WR LV (8)		Locked
QD. Fitzpatrick WR FA		Locked
I. Smith-Marsette WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Chargers D/ST LAC (12)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed




Washington Caucasians
OUTL. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
A. Rodgers QB PIT (5)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
IRA. Ekeler RB WAS (12)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
OUTI. Guerendo RB SF (14)		Locked
R. Davis RB BUF (7)		Locked
T. Etienne RB CAR (14)		Locked
OUTK. Johnson RB PIT (5)		Locked
OUTJ. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
E. Gray RB NYG (14)		Locked
L. Perine RB FA		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
D. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
J. Reed WR GB (5)		Locked
W. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
C. Kirk WR HOU (6)		Locked
B. Cooks WR BUF (11)		Locked
A. Mitchell WR NYJ (11)		Locked
K. Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)		Locked
IRD. Eskridge WR MIA (12)		Locked
IRJ. Wilson WR PHI (9)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
C. Kmet TE CHI (5)		Locked
M. Gesicki TE CIN (10)		Locked
T. Ferguson TE LAR (8)		Locked
OUTH. Long TE JAC (8)		Locked
B. Sinnott TE WAS (12)		Locked
J. Woods TE NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Bates K DET (8)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed



Tesla Shock
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
IRK. Murray QB ARI (8)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRA. Gibson RB NE (14)		Locked
S. Tucker RB TB (9)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRB. Allen RB NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Hunter RB LAR (8)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
R. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
A. Pierce WR IND (11)		Locked
T. Johnson WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Smith-Schuster WR KC (10)		Locked
R. Bateman WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Atwell WR LAR (8)		Locked
IRJ. Reynolds WR NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTP. Bryant WR DEN (12)		Locked
J. Metchie WR NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Williams WR NE (14)		Locked
D. Walker WR BAL (7)		Locked
OUTJ. Thrash WR CLE (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Hyatt WR NYG (14)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
B. Strange TE JAC (8)		Locked
C. Loveland TE CHI (5)		Locked
C. Okonkwo TE TEN (10)		Locked
A. Trautman TE DEN (12)		Locked
OUTJ. Karty K ARI (8)		Locked
Bills D/ST BUF (7)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed




what are we Guarding?
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Flacco QB CIN (9)		Locked
OUTR. Wilson QB NYG (14)		Locked
IRDA. Richardson QB IND (11)		Locked
S. Rattler QB NO (11)		Locked
S. Sanders QB CLE (9)		Locked
OUTD. Gabriel QB CLE (9)		Locked
QM. Willis QB GB (5)		Locked
M. Corral QB FA		Locked
D. Thompson-Robinson QB FA		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
IRM. Sanders RB DAL (10)		Locked
IRA. Mattison RB MIA (12)		Locked
OUTB. Tuten RB JAC (8)		Locked
A. Estime RB NO (11)		Locked
T. Badie RB DEN (12)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTO. Zaccheaus WR CHI (5)		Locked
OUTH. Renfrow WR CAR (14)		Locked
E. Moore WR DEN (7)		Locked
OUTA. Cooper WR FA		Locked
PUPT. Dell WR HOU (6)		Locked
P. Washington WR JAC (8)		Locked
OUTV. Jefferson WR TEN (10)		Locked
D. Peoples-Jones WR FA		Locked
J. Burton WR FA		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
M. Mayer TE LV (8)		Locked
M. Gay K FA (12)		Locked
Browns D/ST CLE (9)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed

Slappy Seals

Sasquatch

The Fantasy Football Team

Comic Confusion

Associated Klan Krew Orgy

2kYearOldDream

Anus Bandits

Plowing Hudson's Yard

Pitts of Hathsin

Washington Caucasians

Tesla Shock

what are we Guarding?