Rosters · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Player		Availability
Slappy Seals
Name		Action
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
OUTT. Taylor QB NYJ (9)		Locked
B. Young QB CAR (14)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
QB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
N. Chubb RB HOU (6)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
D. Singletary RB NYG (14)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
D. Sampson RB CLE (9)		Locked
B. Smith RB KC (10)		Locked
C. Steele RB KC (10)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
C. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
C. Dike WR TEN (10)		Locked
IRT. Thornton WR KC (10)		Locked
J. Coker WR CAR (14)		Locked
M. Tinsley WR CIN (10)		Locked
I. Hodgins WR NYG (14)		Locked
IRM. Nabers WR NYG (14)		Locked
M. Wilson WR ARI (8)		Locked
M. Washington WR MIA (12)		Locked
M. Mims WR DEN (12)		Locked
IRT. Horton WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Thornton WR LV (8)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
G. Helm TE TEN (10)		Locked
OUTH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
D. Bellinger TE NYG (14)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
Commanders D/ST WAS (12)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 19 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Sasquatch
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
IRJ. Fields QB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Shough QB NO (11)		Locked
J. Milton QB DAL (10)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
E. Demercado RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRN. Harris RB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Chestnut RB TEN (10)		Locked
IRJ. Conner RB ARI (8)		Locked
QI. Davis RB NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Mitchell RB BAL (7)		Locked
IRK. Miller RB NO (11)		Locked
J. James RB SF (14)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
IRG. Dortch WR ARI (8)		Locked
IRR. Moore WR MIN (6)		Locked
IRL. McCaffrey WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Johnson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Baker WR SF (14)		Locked
D. Jackson WR FA		Locked
J. Johnson TE NO (11)		Locked
A. Barner TE SEA (8)		Locked
IRT. Higbee TE LAR (8)		Locked
OUTD. Washington TE PIT (5)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
E. Pineiro K SF (14)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Titans D/ST TEN (10)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed



The Fantasy Football Team
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Lawrence QB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Winston QB NYG (14)		Locked
C. Ward QB TEN (10)		Locked
OUTJ. Milroe QB SEA (8)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
L. Allen RB JAC (8)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
IRJ. Mixon RB HOU (6)		Locked
OUTK. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
Z. White RB LV (8)		Locked
D. Laube RB LV (8)		Locked
T. Brooks RB CIN (10)		Locked
K. Mullings RB TEN (10)		Locked
T. Sermon RB PIT (5)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Jennings WR SF (14)		Locked
OUTR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
J. Jeudy WR CLE (9)		Locked
J. Palmer WR BUF (7)		Locked
OUTK. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
QL. Burden WR CHI (5)		Locked
OUTS. Williams WR GB (5)		Locked
OUTT. Wallace WR BAL (7)		Locked
OUTD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
C. Stover TE HOU (6)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Comic Confusion
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
OUTG. Smith QB LV (8)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
O. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
E. Hull RB NO (11)		Locked
IRB. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRJ. Ford RB CLE (9)		Locked
IRR. Johnson RB CHI (5)		Locked
IRM. Lloyd RB GB (5)		Locked
F. Gore RB BUF (7)		Locked
QJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
T. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
OUTR. Flournoy WR DAL (10)		Locked
D. Slayton WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Turpin WR DAL (10)		Locked
IRD. Vele WR NO (11)		Locked
C. Tillman WR CLE (9)		Locked
T. Shavers WR BUF (7)		Locked
T. Harris WR LAC (12)		Locked
X. Restrepo WR TEN (10)		Locked
D. Duvernay WR CHI (5)		Locked
IRS. Fehoko WR ARI (8)		Locked
J. Royals WR KC (10)		Locked
T. Scott WR LAR (8)		Locked
A. Perry WR DEN (12)		Locked
R. Jarrett WR FA		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
C. Parkinson TE LAR (8)		Locked
N. Gray TE KC (10)		Locked
OUTJ. Sanders TE CAR (14)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed


Associated Klan Krew Orgy
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
OUTJ. Love QB GB (5)		Locked
D. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
M. Carter RB ARI (8)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
OUTJ. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
E. Wilson RB GB (5)		Locked
J. Jordan RB HOU (6)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRD. Neal RB NO (11)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Wright RB MIA (12)		Locked
T. Bigsby RB PHI (9)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
OUTR. Shaheed WR SEA (8)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
IRT. Hill WR MIA (12)		Locked
D. Brown WR JAC (8)		Locked
J. Whittington WR LAR (8)		Locked
OUTC. Washington WR ATL (5)		Locked
D. Cooper WR PHI (9)		Locked
T. Hill TE NO (11)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
OUTD. Njoku TE CLE (9)		Locked
J. Wiley TE KC (10)		Locked
E. McPherson K CIN (10)		Locked
T. Loop K BAL (7)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed



2kYearOldDream
QJ. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
C. Stroud QB HOU (6)		Locked
OUTS. Howell QB PHI (9)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
S. Perine RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Giddens RB IND (11)		Locked
K. Milton RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Dallas RB JAC (8)		Locked
I. Abanikanda RB DAL (10)		Locked
IRK. McIntosh RB SEA (8)		Locked
E. Bailey RB FA		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
C. Watson WR GB (5)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
OUTK. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
D. Douglas WR NE (14)		Locked
J. Higgins WR HOU (6)		Locked
OUTD. Wicks WR GB (5)		Locked
J. Noel WR HOU (6)		Locked
R. Wilson WR PIT (5)		Locked
M. Corley WR CLE (9)		Locked
OUTD. Davis WR LAC (12)		Locked
OUTJ. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
I. Likely TE BAL (7)		Locked
IRE. Arroyo TE SEA (8)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Player		Availability
Anus Bandits
Name		Action
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
OUTT. Tagovailoa QB MIA (12)		Locked
IRW. Levis QB TEN (10)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
A. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
D. Evans RB FA		Locked
J. Hawkins RB FA		Locked
PUPJ. Brooks RB CAR (14)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Hopkins WR BAL (7)		Locked
X. Hutchinson WR HOU (6)		Locked
A. Iosivas WR CIN (10)		Locked
OUTC. Austin WR PIT (5)		Locked
IRJ. Lane WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Felton WR MIN (6)		Locked
IRJ. Cowing WR SF (14)		Locked
M. Stevenson WR FA		Locked
N. Fant TE CIN (10)		Locked
OUTG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
D. Waller TE MIA (12)		Locked
N. Folk K NYJ (9)		Locked
M. Badgley K FA		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Bears D/ST CHI (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed




Plowing Hudson's Yard
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
M. Jones QB SF (14)		Locked
IRM. Penix QB ATL (5)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
OUTC. Rodriguez RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRP. Taylor RB SF (14)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
S. Conner RB FA		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
QM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
X. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
X. Legette WR CAR (14)		Locked
J. McMillan WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Mingo WR DAL (10)		Locked
C. Johnson WR FA		Locked
IRJ. Polk WR NO (11)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
OUTT. Johnson TE NYG (14)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
P. Freiermuth TE PIT (5)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
OUTM. Taylor TE NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed





Pitts of Hathsin
S. Darnold QB SEA (8)		Locked
OUTJ. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
QJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
B. Corum RB LAR (8)		Locked
T. Johnson RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. McNichols RB WAS (12)		Locked
OUTR. Mostert RB LV (8)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
W. Shipley RB PHI (9)		Locked
S. Vaki RB DET (8)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
OUTD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
D. Mooney WR ATL (5)		Locked
IRC. Ridley WR TEN (10)		Locked
OUTN. Westbrook-Ikhine WR MIA (12)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
I. TeSlaa WR DET (8)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
I. Bond WR CLE (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Bech WR LV (8)		Locked
QD. Fitzpatrick WR FA		Locked
I. Smith-Marsette WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Falcons D/ST ATL (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed




Washington Caucasians
OUTL. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
A. Rodgers QB PIT (5)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
IRA. Ekeler RB WAS (12)		Locked
R. Davis RB BUF (7)		Locked
T. Etienne RB CAR (14)		Locked
OUTK. Johnson RB PIT (5)		Locked
OUTJ. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
E. Gray RB NYG (14)		Locked
L. Perine RB FA		Locked
W. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
A. Mitchell WR NYJ (9)		Locked
D. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
IRM. Hollins WR NE (14)		Locked
OUTS. Shepard WR TB (9)		Locked
C. Kirk WR HOU (6)		Locked
J. Reed WR GB (5)		Locked
K. Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)		Locked
IRD. Eskridge WR MIA (12)		Locked
IRJ. Wilson WR PHI (9)		Locked
C. Kmet TE CHI (5)		Locked
L. Musgrave TE GB (5)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
T. Ferguson TE LAR (8)		Locked
OUTH. Long TE JAC (8)		Locked
B. Sinnott TE WAS (12)		Locked
J. Woods TE NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
C. Santos K CHI (5)		Locked
Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed

Tesla Shock
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
J. Brissett QB ARI (8)		Locked
IRK. Murray QB ARI (8)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRA. Gibson RB NE (14)		Locked
S. Tucker RB TB (9)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRB. Allen RB NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Hunter RB LAR (8)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
A. Pierce WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
T. Johnson WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Schuster WR KC (10)		Locked
R. Bateman WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Atwell WR LAR (8)		Locked
OUTP. Bryant WR DEN (12)		Locked
J. Metchie WR NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Williams WR NE (14)		Locked
D. Walker WR BAL (7)		Locked
OUTJ. Thrash WR CLE (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Hyatt WR NYG (14)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
C. Loveland TE CHI (5)		Locked
B. Strange TE JAC (8)		Locked
C. Okonkwo TE TEN (10)		Locked
A. Trautman TE DEN (12)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Saints D/ST NO (11)		Locked
Bills D/ST BUF (7)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed


what are we Guarding?
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Flacco QB CIN (10)		Locked
IRDA. Richardson QB IND (11)		Locked
S. Rattler QB NO (11)		Locked
S. Sanders QB CLE (9)		Locked
OUTD. Gabriel QB CLE (9)		Locked
QM. Willis QB GB (5)		Locked
M. Corral QB FA		Locked
D. Thompson-Robinson QB FA		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
OUTB. Tuten RB JAC (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
J. Patterson RB LAC (12)		Locked
IRT. Jennings RB NE (14)		Locked
T. Badie RB DEN (12)		Locked
A. Estime RB NO (11)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
T. Burks WR WAS (12)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTO. Zaccheaus WR CHI (5)		Locked
E. Moore WR DEN (12)		Locked
PUPT. Dell WR HOU (6)		Locked
P. Washington WR JAC (8)		Locked
OUTV. Jefferson WR TEN (10)		Locked
D. Peoples-Jones WR FA		Locked
J. Burton WR FA		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
M. Mayer TE LV (8)		Locked
J. Elliott K PHI (9)		Locked
Browns D/ST CLE (9)		Locked
Colts D/ST IND (11)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed

Slappy Seals

Sasquatch

The Fantasy Football Team

Comic Confusion

Associated Klan Krew Orgy

2kYearOldDream

Anus Bandits

Plowing Hudson's Yard

Pitts of Hathsin

Washington Caucasians

Tesla Shock

what are we Guarding?