Rosters · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Player		Availability
Slappy Seals
Name		Action
QJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
QT. Taylor QB FA		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
B. Young QB CAR (14)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
QB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
D. Singletary RB NYG (14)		Locked
N. Chubb RB FA (6)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB DET (10)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB TB (5)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ARI (5)		Locked
D. Sampson RB CLE (9)		Locked
B. Smith RB KC (10)		Locked
C. Steele RB PHI (9)		Locked
A. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
QC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
C. Dike WR TEN (10)		Locked
J. Coker WR CAR (14)		Locked
T. Thornton WR KC (10)		Locked
M. Tinsley WR CIN (10)		Locked
I. Hodgins WR NYG (14)		Locked
QM. Nabers WR NYG (14)		Locked
M. Wilson WR ARI (8)		Locked
QM. Washington WR MIA (12)		Locked
M. Mims WR DEN (12)		Locked
QT. Horton WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Thornton WR LV (8)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
QG. Helm TE TEN (10)		Locked
QH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
D. Bellinger TE TEN (14)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
Commanders D/ST WAS (12)		Locked
QT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 19 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Sasquatch
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
QJ. Fields QB KC (10)		Locked
T. Shough QB NO (11)		Locked
J. Milton QB DAL (10)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
QQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (14)		Locked
E. Demercado RB KC (8)		Locked
QN. Harris RB FA		Locked
J. Chestnut RB TEN (10)		Locked
QJ. Conner RB ARI (8)		Locked
QI. Davis RB NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Mitchell RB LAC (7)		Locked
QK. Miller RB NO (11)		Locked
J. James RB SF (14)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Moore WR BUF (5)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
D. Samuel WR FA (12)		Locked
G. Dortch WR DET (8)		Locked
R. Moore WR FA		Locked
QL. McCaffrey WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Johnson WR FA (9)		Locked
J. Baker WR FA		Locked
D. Jackson WR FA		Locked
J. Johnson TE NO (11)		Locked
A. Barner TE SEA (8)		Locked
T. Higbee TE LAR (8)		Locked
QD. Washington TE PIT (5)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
E. Pineiro K SF (14)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Titans D/ST TEN (10)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed



The Fantasy Football Team
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Lawrence QB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Winston QB NYG (14)		Locked
QC. Ward QB TEN (10)		Locked
J. Milroe QB SEA (8)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
L. Allen RB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
QJ. Mixon RB FA		Locked
K. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
Z. White RB FA (8)		Locked
T. Brooks RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Laube RB LV (8)		Locked
K. Mullings RB TEN (10)		Locked
T. Sermon RB FA		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Jennings WR FA (14)		Locked
R. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
J. Jeudy WR CLE (9)		Locked
QJ. Palmer WR BUF (7)		Locked
K. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
L. Burden WR CHI (5)		Locked
QS. Williams WR GB (5)		Locked
T. Wallace WR CLE (9)		Locked
QD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
QC. Stover TE HOU (6)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Comic Confusion
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
G. Smith QB NYJ (8)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
O. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
E. Hull RB NO (11)		Locked
B. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
QJ. Ford RB WAS (12)		Locked
QR. Johnson RB CHI (5)		Locked
QM. Lloyd RB GB (5)		Locked
F. Gore RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Waddle WR DEN (12)		Locked
QT. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
K. Allen WR FA (12)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
R. Flournoy WR DAL (10)		Locked
D. Slayton WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Turpin WR DAL (10)		Locked
QD. Vele WR NO (11)		Locked
C. Tillman WR CLE (9)		Locked
QT. Shavers WR BUF (7)		Locked
T. Harris WR LAC (12)		Locked
X. Restrepo WR TEN (10)		Locked
D. Duvernay WR ARI (5)		Locked
J. Royals WR KC (10)		Locked
S. Fehoko WR ARI (8)		Locked
T. Scott WR LAR (8)		Locked
A. Perry WR PIT (5)		Locked
R. Jarrett WR FA		Locked
T. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
C. Parkinson TE LAR (8)		Locked
N. Gray TE KC (10)		Locked
QJ. Sanders TE CAR (14)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed


Associated Klan Krew Orgy
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
QP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
J. Love QB GB (5)		Locked
D. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
M. Carter RB TEN (8)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB PIT (14)		Locked
J. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
E. Wilson RB SEA (5)		Locked
J. Jordan RB HOU (6)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
T. Bigsby RB PHI (9)		Locked
QD. Neal RB NO (11)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Wright RB MIA (12)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
M. Evans WR SF (9)		Locked
R. Doubs WR NE (5)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (8)		Locked
R. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
QT. Hill WR FA		Locked
D. Brown WR WAS (8)		Locked
J. Whittington WR LAR (8)		Locked
D. Cooper WR PHI (9)		Locked
C. Washington WR ATL (5)		Locked
QT. Hill TE FA (11)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
D. Njoku TE FA		Locked
J. Wiley TE KC (10)		Locked
E. McPherson K CIN (10)		Locked
T. Loop K BAL (7)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed



2kYearOldDream
QJ. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
C. Stroud QB HOU (6)		Locked
S. Howell QB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB NO (8)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
K. Walker RB KC (8)		Locked
S. Perine RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Giddens RB IND (11)		Locked
D. Dallas RB JAC (8)		Locked
K. Milton RB CIN (10)		Locked
I. Abanikanda RB DAL (10)		Locked
QK. McIntosh RB SEA (8)		Locked
E. Bailey RB FA		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
D. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
C. Watson WR GB (5)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
H. Brown WR PHI (10)		Locked
K. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
D. Douglas WR NE (14)		Locked
J. Higgins WR HOU (6)		Locked
QD. Wicks WR GB (5)		Locked
J. Noel WR HOU (6)		Locked
R. Wilson WR PIT (5)		Locked
M. Corley WR CLE (9)		Locked
D. Davis WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
I. Likely TE NYG (7)		Locked
E. Arroyo TE SEA (8)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Player		Availability
Anus Bandits
Name		Action
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
QD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
T. Tagovailoa QB ATL (5)		Locked
QW. Levis QB TEN (10)		Locked
K. Hunt RB FA (10)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
J. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
A. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
QA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
QJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
D. Evans RB FA		Locked
J. Hawkins RB FA		Locked
QJ. Brooks RB CAR (14)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Hopkins WR FA (7)		Locked
X. Hutchinson WR HOU (6)		Locked
A. Iosivas WR CIN (10)		Locked
C. Austin WR NYG (14)		Locked
QJ. Lane WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Felton WR MIN (6)		Locked
QJ. Cowing WR SF (14)		Locked
M. Stevenson WR FA		Locked
N. Fant TE NO (10)		Locked
QG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
QD. Waller TE FA (12)		Locked
N. Folk K ATL (9)		Locked
M. Badgley K FA (7)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Bears D/ST CHI (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed




Plowing Hudson's Yard
QB. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
M. Jones QB SF (14)		Locked
QM. Penix QB ATL (5)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
C. Rodriguez RB JAC (8)		Locked
P. Taylor RB SF (14)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
S. Conner RB FA		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
M. Pittman WR PIT (11)		Locked
QM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
X. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
X. Legette WR CAR (14)		Locked
J. McMillan WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Mingo WR DAL (10)		Locked
C. Johnson WR FA		Locked
QJ. Polk WR NO (11)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
T. Johnson TE NYG (14)		Locked
P. Freiermuth TE PIT (5)		Locked
QS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
M. Taylor TE NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed





Pitts of Hathsin
S. Darnold QB SEA (8)		Locked
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
QJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
QJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
B. Corum RB LAR (8)		Locked
QT. Johnson RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. McNichols RB WAS (12)		Locked
QR. Mostert RB FA		Locked
QC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
W. Shipley RB PHI (9)		Locked
S. Vaki RB DET (8)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
D. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
D. Mooney WR NYG (5)		Locked
QC. Ridley WR TEN (10)		Locked
N. Westbrook-Ikhine WR IND (11)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
I. TeSlaa WR DET (8)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
I. Bond WR CLE (9)		Locked
J. Bech WR LV (8)		Locked
QD. Fitzpatrick WR FA		Locked
I. Smith-Marsette WR ARI (8)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
QD. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Falcons D/ST ATL (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed




Washington Caucasians
L. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
A. Rodgers QB FA (5)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB HOU (8)		Locked
R. White RB WAS (9)		Locked
QA. Ekeler RB FA		Locked
R. Davis RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB CAR (14)		Locked
K. Johnson RB PIT (5)		Locked
E. Gray RB NYG (14)		Locked
L. Perine RB FA		Locked
W. Robinson WR TEN (14)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
A. Mitchell WR NYJ (9)		Locked
D. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
M. Hollins WR NE (14)		Locked
S. Shepard WR FA		Locked
C. Kirk WR SF (6)		Locked
J. Reed WR GB (5)		Locked
QK. Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)		Locked
QD. Eskridge WR FA		Locked
QJ. Wilson WR PHI (9)		Locked
C. Kmet TE CHI (5)		Locked
L. Musgrave TE GB (5)		Locked
QT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
T. Ferguson TE LAR (8)		Locked
H. Long TE JAC (8)		Locked
B. Sinnott TE WAS (12)		Locked
J. Woods TE NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
C. Santos K CHI (5)		Locked
Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed

Tesla Shock
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
J. Brissett QB ARI (8)		Locked
K. Murray QB MIN (6)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
QZ. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
QA. Gibson RB FA		Locked
S. Tucker RB TB (9)		Locked
QT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
QB. Allen RB NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Hunter RB LAR (8)		Locked
S. Diggs WR FA (14)		Locked
A. Pierce WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
T. Johnson WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Schuster WR FA (10)		Locked
QR. Bateman WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Atwell WR MIA (8)		Locked
QP. Bryant WR DEN (12)		Locked
J. Metchie WR CAR (9)		Locked
K. Williams WR NE (14)		Locked
D. Walker WR BAL (7)		Locked
J. Thrash WR CLE (9)		Locked
QJ. Hyatt WR NYG (14)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
QC. Loveland TE CHI (5)		Locked
B. Strange TE JAC (8)		Locked
C. Okonkwo TE WAS (10)		Locked
A. Trautman TE DEN (12)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Saints D/ST NO (11)		Locked
Bills D/ST BUF (7)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed


what are we Guarding?
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Flacco QB CIN (10)		Locked
QA. Richardson QB IND (11)		Locked
QS. Rattler QB NO (11)		Locked
S. Sanders QB CLE (9)		Locked
D. Gabriel QB CLE (9)		Locked
M. Willis QB MIA (5)		Locked
M. Corral QB FA		Locked
D. Thompson-Robinson QB FA		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Tuten RB JAC (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
J. Patterson RB LAC (12)		Locked
QT. Jennings RB NE (14)		Locked
A. Estime RB NO (11)		Locked
T. Badie RB DEN (12)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
T. Burks WR WAS (12)		Locked
QG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
O. Zaccheaus WR ATL (5)		Locked
E. Moore WR PHI (9)		Locked
QT. Dell WR HOU (6)		Locked
P. Washington WR JAC (8)		Locked
V. Jefferson WR WAS (10)		Locked
D. Peoples-Jones WR FA		Locked
J. Burton WR FA		Locked
QB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
QZ. Ertz TE FA		Locked
M. Mayer TE LV (8)		Locked
J. Elliott K PHI (9)		Locked
Browns D/ST CLE (9)		Locked
Colts D/ST IND (11)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed

Slappy Seals

Sasquatch

The Fantasy Football Team

Comic Confusion

Associated Klan Krew Orgy

2kYearOldDream

Anus Bandits

Plowing Hudson's Yard

Pitts of Hathsin

Washington Caucasians

Tesla Shock

what are we Guarding?