Rosters · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Player		Availability
Slappy Seals
Name		Action
OUTM. Mariota QB WAS (12)		Locked
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
B. Young QB CAR (14)		Locked
OUTB. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Singletary RB NYG (14)		Locked
OUTN. Chubb RB HOU (6)		Locked
OUTI. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
D. Sampson RB CLE (9)		Locked
B. Smith RB KC (10)		Locked
C. Steele RB KC (10)		Locked
A. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
OUTC. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
J. Coker WR CAR (14)		Locked
K. Bourne WR SF (14)		Locked
C. Dike WR TEN (10)		Locked
IRT. Thornton WR KC (10)		Locked
C. Moore WR WAS (12)		Locked
IRM. Nabers WR NYG (14)		Locked
M. Wilson WR ARI (8)		Locked
QM. Washington WR MIA (12)		Locked
M. Mims WR DEN (12)		Locked
IRT. Horton WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Thornton WR LV (8)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
OUTG. Helm TE TEN (10)		Locked
OUTH. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
D. Bellinger TE NYG (14)		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
H. Butker K KC (10)		Locked
Panthers D/ST CAR (14)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Sasquatch
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
IRJ. Fields QB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Shough QB NO (11)		Locked
J. Milton QB DAL (10)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
E. Demercado RB ARI (8)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
IRN. Harris RB LAC (12)		Locked
J. Chestnut RB TEN (10)		Locked
IRJ. Conner RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRI. Davis RB NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Mitchell RB BAL (7)		Locked
IRK. Miller RB NO (11)		Locked
J. James RB SF (14)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
A. Lazard WR FA		Locked
IRR. Moore WR MIN (6)		Locked
IRL. McCaffrey WR WAS (12)		Locked
OUTT. Johnson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Baker WR SF (14)		Locked
D. Jackson WR FA		Locked
J. Johnson TE NO (11)		Locked
A. Barner TE SEA (8)		Locked
T. Higbee TE LAR (8)		Locked
IRD. Washington TE PIT (5)		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
E. Pineiro K SF (14)		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Titans D/ST TEN (10)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed



The Fantasy Football Team
T. Lawrence QB JAC (8)		Locked
A. Dalton QB CAR (14)		Locked
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
OUTC. Ward QB TEN (10)		Locked
OUTJ. Milroe QB SEA (8)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
IRJ. Mixon RB HOU (6)		Locked
K. Vidal RB LAC (12)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
Z. White RB LV (8)		Locked
T. Brooks RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Laube RB LV (8)		Locked
K. Mullings RB TEN (10)		Locked
T. Sermon RB PIT (5)		Locked
A. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Jennings WR SF (14)		Locked
OUTR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
J. Jeudy WR CLE (9)		Locked
C. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Palmer WR BUF (7)		Locked
K. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
L. Burden WR CHI (5)		Locked
IRS. Williams WR GB (5)		Locked
T. Wallace WR BAL (7)		Locked
D. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
OUTD. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
C. Stover TE HOU (6)		Locked
J. Bates K DET (8)		Locked
B. Aubrey K DAL (10)		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Packers D/ST GB (5)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Comic Confusion
OUTG. Smith QB LV (8)		Locked
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
IRB. Knight RB ARI (8)		Locked
M. Carter RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRJ. Ford RB CLE (9)		Locked
OUTO. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
IRR. Johnson RB CHI (5)		Locked
IRM. Lloyd RB GB (5)		Locked
F. Gore RB BUF (7)		Locked
OUTJ. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
T. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
R. Flournoy WR DAL (10)		Locked
D. Slayton WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Turpin WR DAL (10)		Locked
IRD. Vele WR NO (11)		Locked
K. Johnson WR TB (9)		Locked
C. Tillman WR CLE (9)		Locked
T. Harris WR LAC (12)		Locked
X. Restrepo WR TEN (10)		Locked
D. Duvernay WR CHI (5)		Locked
J. Royals WR KC (10)		Locked
IRS. Fehoko WR ARI (8)		Locked
T. Scott WR LAR (8)		Locked
A. Perry WR DEN (12)		Locked
R. Jarrett WR FA		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
N. Gray TE KC (10)		Locked
IRJ. Sanders TE CAR (14)		Locked
W. Reichard K MIN (6)		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Chiefs D/ST KC (10)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed


Associated Klan Krew Orgy
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
J. Love QB GB (5)		Locked
OUTD. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
J. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
J. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
E. Wilson RB GB (5)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
B. Corum RB LAR (8)		Locked
T. Bigsby RB PHI (9)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Wright RB MIA (12)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
J. Nailor WR MIN (6)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
IRT. Hill WR MIA (12)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
D. Brown WR JAC (8)		Locked
QJ. Whittington WR LAR (8)		Locked
D. Cooper WR PHI (9)		Locked
OUTC. Washington WR ATL (5)		Locked
OUTD. Njoku TE CLE (9)		Locked
E. Engram TE DEN (12)		Locked
J. Smith TE PIT (5)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
J. Wiley TE KC (10)		Locked
T. Loop K BAL (7)		Locked
Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		Locked
Buccaneers D/ST TB (9)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

2kYearOldDream
J. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
C. Stroud QB HOU (6)		Locked
S. Howell QB PHI (9)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
S. Perine RB CIN (10)		Locked
D. Giddens RB IND (11)		Locked
D. Dallas RB JAC (8)		Locked
K. Milton RB CIN (10)		Locked
I. Abanikanda RB DAL (10)		Locked
IRK. McIntosh RB SEA (8)		Locked
E. Bailey RB FA		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
D. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
C. Watson WR GB (5)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
K. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
D. Douglas WR NE (14)		Locked
J. Higgins WR HOU (6)		Locked
OUTD. Wicks WR GB (5)		Locked
J. Noel WR HOU (6)		Locked
OUTR. Wilson WR PIT (5)		Locked
M. Corley WR CLE (9)		Locked
D. Davis WR LAC (12)		Locked
I. Likely TE BAL (7)		Locked
J. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
IRE. Arroyo TE SEA (8)		Locked
R. Fitzgerald K CAR (14)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Patriots D/ST NE (14)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed

Player		Availability
Anus Bandits
Name		Action
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
OUTT. Tagovailoa QB MIA (12)		Locked
IRW. Levis QB TEN (10)		Locked
OUTJ. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
OUTA. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
D. Evans RB FA		Locked
J. Hawkins RB FA		Locked
PUPJ. Brooks RB CAR (14)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Hopkins WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
D. Robinson WR SF (14)		Locked
X. Hutchinson WR HOU (6)		Locked
A. Iosivas WR CIN (10)		Locked
C. Austin WR PIT (5)		Locked
IRJ. Lane WR WAS (12)		Locked
T. Felton WR MIN (6)		Locked
IRJ. Cowing WR SF (14)		Locked
M. Stevenson WR FA		Locked
G. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
N. Fant TE CIN (10)		Locked
IRD. Waller TE MIA (12)		Locked
M. Badgley K FA (11)		Locked
Bears D/ST CHI (5)		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed




Plowing Hudson's Yard
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
M. Jones QB SF (14)		Locked
IRM. Penix QB ATL (5)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
T. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
Z. Scott RB MIN (6)		Locked
H. Haskins RB LAC (12)		Locked
IRP. Taylor RB SF (14)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
S. Conner RB FA		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
IRM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
OUTX. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
X. Legette WR CAR (14)		Locked
J. McMillan WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Mingo WR DAL (10)		Locked
C. Johnson WR FA		Locked
IRJ. Polk WR NO (11)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
P. Freiermuth TE PIT (5)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
OUTT. Johnson TE NYG (14)		Locked
IRM. Taylor TE NYJ (9)		Locked
C. McLaughlin K TB (9)		Locked
J. Myers K SEA (8)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed




Pitts of Hathsin
OUTJ. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
S. Darnold QB SEA (8)		Locked
QJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
QT. Johnson RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. McNichols RB WAS (12)		Locked
IRJ. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
OUTR. Mostert RB LV (8)		Locked
A. Dillon RB PHI (9)		Locked
IRD. Neal RB NO (11)		Locked
W. Shipley RB PHI (9)		Locked
S. Vaki RB DET (8)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (8)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
OUTD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
D. Mooney WR ATL (5)		Locked
N. Westbrook-Ikhine WR MIA (12)		Locked
IRN. Brown WR WAS (12)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
I. TeSlaa WR DET (8)		Locked
I. Bond WR CLE (9)		Locked
IRC. Ridley WR TEN (10)		Locked
J. Bech WR LV (8)		Locked
QD. Fitzpatrick WR FA		Locked
I. Smith-Marsette WR NYG (14)		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
C. Little K JAC (8)		Locked
Chargers D/ST LAC (12)		Locked
Total 19 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed




Washington Caucasians
L. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
A. Rodgers QB PIT (5)		Locked
QB. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
D. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
IRA. Ekeler RB WAS (12)		Locked
R. Davis RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB CAR (14)		Locked
OUTK. Johnson RB PIT (5)		Locked
E. Gray RB NYG (14)		Locked
L. Perine RB FA		Locked
IRW. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
D. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
IRM. Hollins WR NE (14)		Locked
OUTS. Shepard WR TB (9)		Locked
C. Kirk WR HOU (6)		Locked
IRZ. Jones WR ARI (8)		Locked
J. Reed WR GB (5)		Locked
A. Mitchell WR NYJ (9)		Locked
QK. Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)		Locked
IRD. Eskridge WR MIA (12)		Locked
IRJ. Wilson WR PHI (9)		Locked
L. Musgrave TE GB (5)		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
C. Kmet TE CHI (5)		Locked
OUTT. Ferguson TE LAR (8)		Locked
OUTH. Long TE JAC (8)		Locked
B. Sinnott TE WAS (12)		Locked
OUTJ. Woods TE NYJ (9)		Locked
C. Santos K CHI (5)		Locked
K. Fairbairn K HOU (6)		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 2 Set / 14 Allowed

Tesla Shock
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
J. Brissett QB ARI (8)		Locked
IRK. Murray QB ARI (8)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
IRA. Gibson RB NE (14)		Locked
S. Tucker RB TB (9)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRB. Allen RB NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Hunter RB LAR (8)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
A. Pierce WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
T. Johnson WR TB (9)		Locked
OUTR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
J. Smith-Schuster WR KC (10)		Locked
OUTR. Bateman WR BAL (7)		Locked
T. Atwell WR LAR (8)		Locked
IRJ. Reynolds WR NYJ (9)		Locked
P. Bryant WR DEN (12)		Locked
J. Metchie WR NYJ (9)		Locked
K. Williams WR NE (14)		Locked
D. Walker WR BAL (7)		Locked
OUTJ. Thrash WR CLE (9)		Locked
OUTJ. Hyatt WR NYG (14)		Locked
C. Loveland TE CHI (5)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
B. Strange TE JAC (8)		Locked
C. Okonkwo TE TEN (10)		Locked
A. Trautman TE DEN (12)		Locked
C. Dicker K LAC (12)		Locked
Bills D/ST BUF (7)		Locked
Total 20 / 20 Keepers 0 Set / 14 Allowed


what are we Guarding?
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
J. Flacco QB CIN (10)		Locked
IRA. Richardson QB IND (11)		Locked
OUTS. Rattler QB NO (11)		Locked
S. Sanders QB CLE (9)		Locked
D. Gabriel QB CLE (9)		Locked
OUTM. Willis QB GB (5)		Locked
M. Corral QB FA		Locked
D. Thompson-Robinson QB FA		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Tuten RB JAC (8)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
J. Patterson RB LAC (12)		Locked
IRT. Jennings RB NE (14)		Locked
A. Estime RB NO (11)		Locked
T. Badie RB DEN (12)		Locked
OUTN. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
O. Zaccheaus WR CHI (5)		Locked
E. Moore WR DEN (7)		Locked
T. Burks WR WAS (12)		Locked
PUPT. Dell WR HOU (6)		Locked
P. Washington WR JAC (8)		Locked
IRV. Jefferson WR TEN (10)		Locked
D. Peoples-Jones WR FA		Locked
J. Burton WR FA		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
M. Mayer TE LV (8)		Locked
J. Elliott K PHI (9)		Locked
QM. Prater K BUF (7)		Locked
Browns D/ST CLE (9)		Locked
Colts D/ST IND (11)		Locked
Total 21 / 20 Keepers 1 Set / 14 Allowed

Slappy Seals

Sasquatch

The Fantasy Football Team

Comic Confusion

Associated Klan Krew Orgy

2kYearOldDream

Anus Bandits

Plowing Hudson's Yard

Pitts of Hathsin

Washington Caucasians

Tesla Shock

what are we Guarding?