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Nathan Eovaldi
SP TEX

Mr. Met Has Blue Balls

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Nolan Arenado
3B ARI

Mr. Met Has Blue Balls

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Bryce Harper
1B PHI

Mr. Met Has Blue Balls

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Mike Trout
RF/DH LAA

+40 LUCK CREEPIN UP YO

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Chris Sale
SP ATL

A Christmas Carroll

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Kenley Jansen
RP DET

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Martín Pérez
SP ATL

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Giancarlo Stanton
RF/DH NYY

Torpedo Bat Country

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Giancarlo Stanton

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Aroldis Chapman
RP BOS

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Aroldis Chapman

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Max Scherzer
SP TOR

Liesel's Las Caballitas

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Clayton Kershaw
SP FA

Two Out Raleigh

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Clayton Kershaw

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Colson Montgomery
SS/3B CWS

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Colson Montgomery

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Xander Bogaerts
SS SD

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Xander Bogaerts

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Adrian Morejon
RP SD

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Devin Williams
RP NYM

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