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Jorge Polanco
2B/DH NYM

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Jorge Polanco
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Willson Contreras
1B/DH BOS

Mr. Met Has Blue Balls
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Willson Contreras
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Ketel Marte
2B/DH ARI

Two Out Raleigh
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Ketel Marte
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Christian Yelich
LF/DH MIL

Acuna Matata
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Christian Yelich
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Brandon Nimmo
LF TEX

Biscuitball
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Brandon Nimmo
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Sonny Gray
SP BOS

Liesel's Las Caballitas
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Sonny Gray
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

George Springer
OF/DH TOR

99 problems but a Bichette ain't one
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George Springer
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

15DJose Quintana
SP COL

Dugan's Peaches
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Jose Quintana
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

15DZack Wheeler
SP PHI

Two Out Raleigh
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Zack Wheeler
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Jose Altuve
2B/LF/DH HOU

+40 LUCK CREEPIN UP YO
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Jose Altuve
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Wilmer Flores
1B/DH FA

Dugan's Peaches
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Wilmer Flores
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

SUSJurickson Profar
LF ATL

Torpedo Bat Country
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Jurickson Profar
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Paul Goldschmidt
1B NYY

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Paul Goldschmidt
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Patrick Corbin
SP FA

Liesel's Las Caballitas
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Patrick Corbin
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Salvador Perez
C/1B/DH KC

Two Out Raleigh
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Salvador Perez
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM