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15DBlake Snell
SP LAD

Mr. Met Has Blue Balls
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Blake Snell
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

15DJosh Hader
RP HOU

Liesel's Las Caballitas
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Josh Hader
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Matthew Boyd
SP CHC

Dugan's Peaches
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Matthew Boyd
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Cody Bellinger
OF NYY

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Cody Bellinger
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Gleyber Torres
2B/DH DET

+40 LUCK CREEPIN UP YO
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Gleyber Torres
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Jeff McNeil
2B/LF/CF/DH ATH

Acuna Matata
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Jeff McNeil
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Ozzie Albies
2B ATL

99 problems but a Bichette ain't one
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Ozzie Albies
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Luis Castillo
SP SEA

Two Out Raleigh
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Luis Castillo
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

15DCarlos Rodón
SP NYY

+40 LUCK CREEPIN UP YO
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Carlos Rodón
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Raisel Iglesias
RP ATL

A Christmas Carroll
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Raisel Iglesias
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Jacob deGrom
SP TEX

+40 LUCK CREEPIN UP YO
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Jacob deGrom
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Yandy Díaz
1B/DH TB

Dugan's Peaches
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Yandy Díaz
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Matt Olson
1B ATL

Acuna Matata
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Matt Olson
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Max Muncy
3B LAD

Mr. Met Has Blue Balls
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Max Muncy
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM

Teoscar Hernández
RF LAD

+40 LUCK CREEPIN UP YO
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Teoscar Hernández
Sat 3/28/26 8:31 PM