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Player		Availability
The Hertl Squirtle
Name		Action
A. Fantilli C CBJ		Locked
S. Wright C SEA		Locked
J. Robertson LW DAL		Locked
L. Draisaitl C/LW EDM		Locked
T. Stutzle C/LW OTT		Locked
T. Wilson RW WSH		Locked
M. Marner RW VGK		Locked
D. Cozens C/RW OTT		Locked
T. Meier W NJ		Locked
C. Caufield W MTL		Locked
IRJ. Neighbours W STL		Locked
L. Raymond W DET		Locked
M. Sergachev D UTA		Locked
DTDT. Chabot D OTT		Locked
J. Morrissey D WPG		Locked
D. Orlov D SJ		Locked
M. Seider D DET		Locked
L. Dostal G ANA		Locked
D. Wolf G CGY		Locked
IRJ. Daccord G SEA		Locked
K. Vejmelka G UTA		Locked
Total 16 / 16 Keepers 0 Set / 2 Allowed

The Hockeys
C. McDavid C EDM		Locked
B. Horvat C NYI		Locked
J. Eichel C VGK		Locked
M. Knies LW TOR		Locked
B. Marchand LW FLA		Locked
C. Verhaeghe LW FLA		Locked
IRJ. Zucker LW BUF		Locked
S. Stamkos C/LW NSH		Locked
K. Sherwood RW VAN		Locked
M. Barzal C/RW NYI		Locked
M. Necas C/RW COL		Locked
T. Thompson C/RW BUF		Locked
M. Heiskanen D DAL		Locked
B. Montour D SEA		Locked
B. Dillon D NJ		Locked
S. Theodore D VGK		Locked
C. McAvoy D BOS		Locked
M. Rielly D TOR		Locked
A. Vasilevskiy G TB		Locked
DTDF. Andersen G CAR		Locked
Total 16 / 16 Keepers 0 Set / 2 Allowed


Joe Buck Yourselves
D. Larkin C DET		Locked
D. Strome C WSH		Locked
L. Carlsson C ANA		Locked
J. Eriksson Ek C MIN		Locked
N. Hischier C NJ		Locked
IRE. Lindholm C BOS		Locked
C. Gauthier LW ANA		Locked
B. Hagel LW TB		Locked
K. Connor LW WPG		Locked
IRB. Tkachuk LW OTT		Locked
D. Pastrnak RW BOS		Locked
J. Bratt RW NJ		Locked
J. Miller C/RW NYR		Locked
S. Reinhart C/RW FLA		Locked
Z. Werenski D CBJ		Locked
E. Bouchard D EDM		Locked
D. Nurse D EDM		Locked
J. Klingberg D SJ		Locked
IRR. Josi D NSH		Locked
D. Kuemper G LA		Locked
DTDT. Demko G VAN		Locked
J. Markstrom G NJ		Locked
Total 16 / 16 Keepers 0 Set / 2 Allowed

Gone
M. Scheifele C WPG		Locked
N. Suzuki C MTL		Locked
R. Thomas C STL		Locked
K. Kaprizov LW MIN		Locked
A. Panarin LW NYR		Locked
K. Marchenko RW CBJ		Locked
A. Tuch RW BUF		Locked
I. Demidov RW MTL		Locked
DTDV. Nichushkin W COL		Locked
C. Makar D COL		Locked
L. Hutson D MTL		Locked
Z. Buium D MIN		Locked
Q. Hughes D VAN		Locked
IRR. Dahlin D BUF		Locked
A. Nikishin D CAR		Locked
I. Shesterkin G NYR		Locked
S. Bobrovsky G FLA		Locked
DTDA. Stolarz G TOR		Locked
Total 13 / 16 Keepers 2 Set / 2 Allowed

Player		Availability
Mantha Fodder
Name		Action
S. Aho C CAR		Locked
J. Tavares C TOR		Locked
C. Bedard C CHI		Locked
F. Forsberg LW NSH		Locked
I. Barbashev C/LW VGK		Locked
E. Pettersson C/LW VAN		Locked
W. Nylander RW TOR		Locked
B. Boeser RW VAN		Locked
T. Konecny RW PHI		Locked
A. Kempe RW LA		Locked
N. Kucherov RW TB		Locked
E. Finnie RW DET		Locked
N. Schmaltz C/RW UTA		Locked
C. Keller W UTA		Locked
J. Trouba D ANA		Locked
J. Chychrun D WSH		Locked
N. Dobson D MTL		Locked
L. Hughes D NJ		Locked
J. Saros G NSH		Locked
C. Hellebuyck G WPG		Locked
Total 16 / 16 Keepers 0 Set / 2 Allowed


DildosOutForHarambe
M. Celebrini C SJ		Locked
B. Point C TB		Locked
N. MacKinnon C COL		Locked
S. Crosby C PIT		Locked
V. Trocheck C NYR		Locked
A. Ovechkin LW WSH		Locked
S. Jarvis RW CAR		Locked
M. Zibanejad C/RW NYR		Locked
OUTM. Duchene C/RW DAL		Locked
A. DeBrincat W DET		Locked
J. Carlson D WSH		Locked
E. Karlsson D PIT		Locked
M. Weegar D CGY		Locked
T. Harley D DAL		Locked
K. Letang D PIT		Locked
DTDV. Hedman D TB		Locked
S. Wedgewood G COL		Locked
J. Oettinger G DAL		Locked
M. Blackwood G COL		Locked
OUTA. Hill G VGK		Locked
Total 16 / 16 Keepers 0 Set / 2 Allowed


Macklin Cheese
DTDA. Matthews C TOR		Locked
L. Cooley C UTA		Locked
R. Hintz C DAL		Locked
J. Guentzel LW TB		Locked
J. Hughes C/LW NJ		Locked
Q. Byfield C/LW LA		Locked
W. Eklund C/LW SJ		Locked
IRP. Dubois C/LW WSH		Locked
M. Rantanen RW DAL		Locked
J. Kyrou RW STL		Locked
W. Johnston C/RW DAL		Locked
M. Boldy W MIN		Locked
A. Fox D NYR		Locked
J. Sanderson D OTT		Locked
OUTD. Hamilton D NJ		Locked
S. Jones D FLA		Locked
OUTZ. Parekh D CGY		Locked
I. Sorokin G NYI		Locked
L. Ullmark G OTT		Locked
J. Gibson G DET		Locked
Total 16 / 16 Keepers 0 Set / 2 Allowed


Bedards Baby Momma
T. Hertl C VGK		Locked
S. Pinto C OTT		Locked
E. Malkin C PIT		Locked
A. Kopitar C LA		Locked
C. Kreider LW ANA		Locked
G. Landeskog LW COL		Locked
IRR. Nugent-Hopkins C/LW EDM		Locked
M. McTavish C/LW ANA		Locked
IRM. Stone RW VGK		Locked
P. Dorofeyev W VGK		Locked
J. Slafkovský W MTL		Locked
M. Schaefer D NYI		Locked
N. Zadorov D BOS		Locked
D. Doughty D LA		Locked
G. Forsling D FLA		Locked
B. Clarke D LA		Locked
J. Swayman G BOS		Locked
S. Skinner G EDM		Locked
Total 16 / 16 Keepers 0 Set / 2 Allowed

The Hertl Squirtle

The Hockeys

Joe Buck Yourselves

Gone

Mantha Fodder

DildosOutForHarambe

Macklin Cheese

Bedards Baby Momma