Drafts · Horrible Fantasy Hockey

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Connor McDavid C EDM	The Hockeys
1.2 ^#2	Nathan MacKinnon C COL	DildosOutForHarambe
1.3 ^#3	Nikita Kucherov RW TB	Mantha Fodder
1.4 ^#4	Leon Draisaitl C/LW EDM	The Hertl Squirtle
1.5 ^#5	David Pastrnak RW BOS	Joe Buck Yourselves
1.6 ^#6	Auston Matthews C TOR	Macklin Cheese
1.7 ^#7	Kirill Kaprizov LW MIN	Gone

Round 2
2.1 ^#8	Cale Makar D COL	Gone
2.2 ^#9	Mikko Rantanen RW DAL	Macklin Cheese
2.3 ^#10	Brady Tkachuk LW OTT	Joe Buck Yourselves
2.4 ^#11	Mitch Marner RW VGK	The Hertl Squirtle
2.5 ^#12	Connor Hellebuyck G WPG	Mantha Fodder
2.6 ^#13	Sidney Crosby C PIT	DildosOutForHarambe
2.7 ^#14	Tage Thompson C/RW BUF	The Hockeys

Round 3
3.1 ^#15	Jack Eichel C VGK	The Hockeys
3.2 ^#16	Brayden Point C TB	DildosOutForHarambe
3.3 ^#17	William Nylander RW TOR	Mantha Fodder
3.4 ^#18	Tim Stutzle C/LW OTT	The Hertl Squirtle
3.5 ^#19	Kyle Connor LW WPG	Joe Buck Yourselves
3.6 ^#20	Jack Hughes C/LW NJ	Macklin Cheese
3.7 ^#21	Artemi Panarin LW NYR	Gone

Round 4
4.1 ^#22	Quinn Hughes D VAN	Gone
4.2 ^#23	Jake Guentzel LW TB	Macklin Cheese
4.3 ^#24	Sam Reinhart C/RW FLA	Joe Buck Yourselves
4.4 ^#25	Jason Robertson LW DAL	The Hertl Squirtle
4.5 ^#26	Filip Forsberg LW NSH	Mantha Fodder
4.6 ^#27	Macklin Celebrini C SJ	DildosOutForHarambe
4.7 ^#28	Andrei Vasilevskiy G TB	The Hockeys

Round 5
5.1 ^#29	Sergei Bobrovsky G FLA	The Hockeys
5.2 ^#30	Jake Oettinger G DAL	DildosOutForHarambe
5.3 ^#31	Clayton Keller W UTA	Mantha Fodder
5.4 ^#32	Moritz Seider D DET	The Hertl Squirtle
5.5 ^#33	Zach Werenski D CBJ	Joe Buck Yourselves
5.6 ^#34	Matt Boldy W MIN	Macklin Cheese
5.7 ^#35	Rasmus Dahlin D BUF	Gone

Round 6
6.1 ^#36	Igor Shesterkin G NYR	Gone
6.2 ^#37	Ilya Sorokin G NYI	Macklin Cheese
6.3 ^#38	Evan Bouchard D EDM	Joe Buck Yourselves
6.4 ^#39	Dustin Wolf G CGY	The Hertl Squirtle
6.5 ^#40	Sebastian Aho C CAR	Mantha Fodder
6.6 ^#41	Alex Ovechkin LW WSH	DildosOutForHarambe
6.7 ^#42	Miro Heiskanen D DAL	The Hockeys

Round 7
7.1 ^#43	Martin Necas C/RW COL	The Hockeys
7.2 ^#44	Mackenzie Blackwood G COL	DildosOutForHarambe
7.3 ^#45	Adrian Kempe RW LA	Mantha Fodder
7.4 ^#46	Lucas Raymond W DET	The Hertl Squirtle
7.5 ^#47	Jesper Bratt RW NJ	Joe Buck Yourselves
7.6 ^#48	Wyatt Johnston C/RW DAL	Macklin Cheese
7.7 ^#49	Nick Suzuki C MTL	Gone

Round 8
8.1 ^#50	Mark Scheifele C WPG	Gone
8.2 ^#51	Jake Sanderson D OTT	Macklin Cheese
8.3 ^#52	J.T. Miller C/RW NYR	Joe Buck Yourselves
8.4 ^#53	Cole Caufield W MTL	The Hertl Squirtle
8.5 ^#54	Brock Boeser RW VAN	Mantha Fodder
8.6 ^#55	Victor Hedman D TB	DildosOutForHarambe
8.7 ^#56	Steven Stamkos C/LW NSH	The Hockeys

Round 9
9.1 ^#57	Andrei Svechnikov W CAR	The Hockeys
9.2 ^#58	MacKenzie Weegar D CGY	DildosOutForHarambe
9.3 ^#59	Jakob Chychrun D WSH	Mantha Fodder
9.4 ^#60	Josh Morrissey D WPG	The Hertl Squirtle
9.5 ^#61	Dylan Larkin C DET	Joe Buck Yourselves
9.6 ^#62	Adam Fox D NYR	Macklin Cheese
9.7 ^#63	Robert Thomas C STL	Gone

Round 10
10.1 ^#64	Lane Hutson D MTL	Gone
10.2 ^#65	Linus Ullmark G OTT	Macklin Cheese
10.3 ^#66	Brandon Hagel LW TB	Joe Buck Yourselves
10.4 ^#67	Mikhail Sergachev D UTA	The Hertl Squirtle
10.5 ^#68	Connor Bedard C CHI	Mantha Fodder
10.6 ^#69	Thomas Harley D DAL	DildosOutForHarambe
10.7 ^#70	Charlie McAvoy D BOS	The Hockeys

Round 11
11.1 ^#71	Shea Theodore D VGK	The Hockeys
11.2 ^#72	Adin Hill G VGK	DildosOutForHarambe
11.3 ^#73	John Tavares C TOR	Mantha Fodder
11.4 ^#74	Joey Daccord G SEA	The Hertl Squirtle
11.5 ^#75	Nico Hischier C NJ	Joe Buck Yourselves
11.6 ^#76	Roope Hintz C DAL	Macklin Cheese
11.7 ^#77	Filip Gustavsson G MIN	Gone

Round 12
12.1 ^#78	Alex Tuch RW BUF	Gone
12.2 ^#79	Jordan Kyrou RW STL	Macklin Cheese
12.3 ^#80	Roman Josi D NSH	Joe Buck Yourselves
12.4 ^#81	Adam Fantilli C CBJ	The Hertl Squirtle
12.5 ^#82	Travis Konecny RW PHI	Mantha Fodder
12.6 ^#83	Seth Jarvis RW CAR	DildosOutForHarambe
12.7 ^#84	Carter Verhaeghe LW FLA	The Hockeys

Round 13
13.1 ^#85	Brandon Montour D SEA	The Hockeys
13.2 ^#86	Mika Zibanejad C/RW NYR	DildosOutForHarambe
13.3 ^#87	Elias Pettersson C/LW VAN	Mantha Fodder
13.4 ^#88	Mason McTavish C/LW ANA	The Hertl Squirtle
13.5 ^#89	Kevin Fiala LW LA	Joe Buck Yourselves
13.6 ^#90	Dougie Hamilton D NJ	Macklin Cheese
13.7 ^#91	Kirill Marchenko RW CBJ	Gone

Round 14
14.1 ^#92	Ivan Demidov RW MTL	Gone
14.2 ^#93	Zayne Parekh D CGY	Macklin Cheese
14.3 ^#94	Darcy Kuemper G LA	Joe Buck Yourselves
14.4 ^#95	Jackson LaCombe D ANA	The Hertl Squirtle
14.5 ^#96	Juuse Saros G NSH	Mantha Fodder
14.6 ^#97	Alex DeBrincat W DET	DildosOutForHarambe
14.7 ^#98	JJ Peterka W UTA	The Hockeys

Round 15
15.1 ^#99	Mathew Barzal C/RW NYI	The Hockeys
15.2 ^#100	John Carlson D WSH	DildosOutForHarambe
15.3 ^#101	Noah Dobson D MTL	Mantha Fodder
15.4 ^#102	Brock Faber D MIN	The Hertl Squirtle
15.5 ^#103	Jacob Markstrom G NJ	Joe Buck Yourselves
15.6 ^#104	Quinton Byfield C/LW LA	Macklin Cheese
15.7 ^#105	Anthony Stolarz G TOR	Gone

Round 16
16.1 ^#106	Sam Montembeault G MTL	Gone
16.2 ^#107	Seth Jones D FLA	Macklin Cheese
16.3 ^#108	Vince Dunn D SEA	Joe Buck Yourselves
16.4 ^#109	Lukas Dostal G ANA	The Hertl Squirtle
16.5 ^#110	Luke Hughes D NJ	Mantha Fodder
16.6 ^#111	Erik Karlsson D PIT	DildosOutForHarambe
16.7 ^#112	Brad Marchand LW FLA	The Hockeys

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