| Player | Stats Mon 3/9-Fri 3/13 | Trade | Availability | ||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | G | Ast | PIM | +/- | Min | FPts | Avg | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
RW TB | 0 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 39:05 | 10 | 5 | Looking for 1st round pick left and right testicles, couple of hookers, some cocaine | |||||||
LW COL | — | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||||||||
RW NJ | 0 | 2 | 0 | -2 | 20:11 | 3 | 3 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
C EDM | 2 | 1 | 4 | -2 | 1:08:10 | 13.8 | 4.6 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick | |||||||
| W | SA | SV | GA | % | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
G CHI | 1 | 31 | 29 | 2 | .935 | 8.8 | 8.8 | Looking for G, 1st round pick 1st rounder and goalie | |||||||
G SEA | 0 | 41 | 35 | 6 | .854 | 1 | 0.5 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
