| Player | '25-26 Stats | Trade | Availability | ||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | G | Ast | PIM | +/- | Min | FPts | Avg | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
RW TB | 34 | 72 | 42 | 34 | 20:45:22 | 416.5 | 6.7 | Looking for 1st round pick left and right testicles, couple of hookers, some cocaine | |||||||
LW COL | 19 | 23 | 12 | 31 | 18:24:33 | 249.8 | 4.2 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||
RW NJ | 14 | 37 | 12 | -17 | 20:40:01 | 239.3 | 3.6 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
C EDM | 37 | 77 | 30 | 12 | 26:09:10 | 493.1 | 7.3 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick | |||||||
| W | SA | SV | GA | % | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
G CHI | 17 | 1,258 | 1,142 | 116 | .908 | 217.4 | 3.6 | Looking for G, 1st round pick 1st rounder and goalie | |||||||
G SEA | 19 | 1,123 | 1,013 | 111 | .902 | 206.6 | 3.5 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
