| Player | '25-26 Stats | Trade | Availability | ||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | G | Ast | PIM | +/- | Min | FPts | Avg | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
RW TB | 27 | 55 | 22 | 27 | 16:07:03 | 319 | 6.5 | Looking for 1st round pick left and right testicles, couple of hookers, some cocaine | |||||||
LW COL | 17 | 21 | 12 | 31 | 16:35:22 | 231.3 | 4.4 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||
RW NJ | 13 | 27 | 10 | -15 | 17:00:39 | 195.3 | 3.6 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
C EDM | 34 | 59 | 20 | 14 | 21:08:32 | 409.7 | 7.4 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick | |||||||
| W | SA | SV | GA | % | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
G CHI | 15 | 1,033 | 940 | 93 | .910 | 188.5 | 3.6 | Looking for G, 1st round pick 1st rounder and goalie | |||||||
G SEA | 13 | 854 | 770 | 85 | .902 | 154 | 3.3 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
