| Player | Stats Week 8 | Trade | Availability | ||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | G | Ast | PIM | +/- | Min | FPts | Avg | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
RW TB | 1 | 9 | 4 | 9 | 1:20:37 | 38 | 9.5 | Looking for 1st round pick left and right testicles, couple of hookers, some cocaine | |||||||
LW COL | 1 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 1:00:18 | 23.5 | 7.8 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||
RW NJ | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1:18:41 | 14 | 3.5 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
C EDM | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 37:07 | 10.7 | 5.3 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick | |||||||
| W | SA | SV | GA | % | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
G CHI | 1 | 50 | 43 | 7 | .860 | 7.6 | 2.5 | Looking for G, 1st round pick 1st rounder and goalie | |||||||
G SEA | 0 | 46 | 39 | 7 | .848 | 0.8 | 0.4 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||



