| Player | '16-17 Stats | Trade | Availability | ||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | G | Ast | PIM | +/- | Min | FPts | Avg | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
RW TB | 40 | 45 | 38 | 13 | 23:58:28 | 427 | 5.8 | Looking for 1st round pick left and right testicles, couple of hookers, some cocaine | |||||||
LW COL | 18 | 10 | 8 | -1 | 16:51:42 | 227.7 | 3.1 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||
RW NJ | — | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||||||||
C EDM | 30 | 70 | 26 | 27 | 28:52:47 | 529.8 | 6.5 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick | |||||||
| W | SA | SV | GA | % | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
G CHI | — | Looking for G, 1st round pick 1st rounder and goalie | |||||||||||||
G SEA | — | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||||||||
