| Player | Stats Week 23 | Trade | Availability | ||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | G | Ast | PIM | +/- | Min | FPts | Avg | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
RW TB | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 59:05 | 13.5 | 4.5 | Looking for 1st round pick left and right testicles, couple of hookers, some cocaine | |||||||
LW COL | — | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||||||||
RW NJ | 0 | 3 | 2 | -2 | 33:58 | 5.5 | 2.8 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||
C EDM | 2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1:32:18 | 24 | 6 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick | |||||||
| W | SA | SV | GA | % | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
G CHI | 1 | 63 | 57 | 6 | .905 | 10.4 | 5.2 | Looking for G, 1st round pick 1st rounder and goalie | |||||||
G SEA | 1 | 66 | 58 | 8 | .879 | 8.6 | 2.2 | Looking for 1st round pick, 2nd round pick | |||||||



