Ollie Gordon
RB MIA (12)

Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
drafted
Ollie Gordon
11.3 #123 Mon 9/1/25 9:39 PM

Pittsburgh Steelers
D/ST PIT (5)

Commitment To Excrement
drafted
Pittsburgh Steelers
11.2 #122 Mon 9/1/25 9:38 PM

Christian Kirk
WR HOU (6)

DA GABAGOOL
drafted
Christian Kirk
11.1 #121 Mon 9/1/25 9:36 PM

Bhayshul Tuten
RB JAC (8)

DA GABAGOOL
drafted
Bhayshul Tuten
10.12 #120 Mon 9/1/25 9:35 PM

Brian Robinson
RB SF (14)

Commitment To Excrement
drafted
Brian Robinson
10.11 #119 Mon 9/1/25 9:34 PM

Keon Coleman
WR BUF (7)

Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
drafted
Keon Coleman
10.10 #118 Mon 9/1/25 9:33 PM

Cooper Kupp
WR SEA (8)

EATZA EATZA
drafted
Cooper Kupp
10.9 #117 Mon 9/1/25 9:31 PM

Nick Chubb
RB HOU (6)

Ayahuasca Rodgers
drafted
Nick Chubb
10.8 #116 Mon 9/1/25 9:30 PM

Rhamondre Stevenson
RB NE (14)

Sea Hags
drafted
Rhamondre Stevenson
10.7 #115 Mon 9/1/25 9:29 PM

Brock Purdy
QB SF (14)

Don’t Dak This Up
drafted
Brock Purdy
10.6 #114 Mon 9/1/25 9:29 PM

Tank Bigsby
RB PHI (9)

Daddy's Teet
drafted
Tank Bigsby
10.5 #113 Mon 9/1/25 9:28 PM

Denver Broncos
D/ST DEN (12)

Quantum Figlets
drafted
Denver Broncos
10.4 #112 Mon 9/1/25 9:28 PM

Evan Engram
TE DEN (12)

Dobbins is a Free Elf
drafted
Evan Engram
10.3 #111 Mon 9/1/25 9:26 PM

IRJustin Fields
QB NYJ (9)

Fat Lady is Singing
drafted
Justin Fields
10.2 #110 Mon 9/1/25 9:26 PM

IRQuinshon Judkins
RB CLE (9)

Big & Rich
drafted
Quinshon Judkins
10.1 #109 Mon 9/1/25 9:25 PM