Chris Boswell
K PIT (5)

DA GABAGOOL
drafted
Chris Boswell
14.12 #168 Mon 9/1/25 10:08 PM

Romeo Doubs
WR GB (5)

Commitment To Excrement
drafted
Romeo Doubs
14.11 #167 Mon 9/1/25 10:08 PM

Kansas City Chiefs
D/ST KC (10)

Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
drafted
Kansas City Chiefs
14.10 #166 Mon 9/1/25 10:07 PM

Chris Rodriguez
RB WAS (12)

EATZA EATZA
drafted
Chris Rodriguez
14.9 #165 Mon 9/1/25 10:06 PM

Matt Gay
K FA

Ayahuasca Rodgers
drafted
Matt Gay
14.8 #164 Mon 9/1/25 10:05 PM

Rachaad White
RB TB (9)

Sea Hags
drafted
Rachaad White
14.7 #163 Mon 9/1/25 10:04 PM

Green Bay Packers
D/ST GB (5)

Don’t Dak This Up
drafted
Green Bay Packers
14.6 #162 Mon 9/1/25 10:04 PM

Wil Lutz
K DEN (12)

Daddy's Teet
drafted
Wil Lutz
14.5 #161 Mon 9/1/25 10:04 PM

Will Shipley
RB PHI (9)

Quantum Figlets
drafted
Will Shipley
14.4 #160 Mon 9/1/25 10:04 PM

Adam Thielen
WR PIT (5)

Dobbins is a Free Elf
drafted
Adam Thielen
14.3 #159 Mon 9/1/25 10:04 PM

Tyler Loop
K BAL (7)

Fat Lady is Singing
drafted
Tyler Loop
14.2 #158 Mon 9/1/25 10:02 PM

Trevor Lawrence
QB JAC (8)

Big & Rich
drafted
Trevor Lawrence
14.1 #157 Mon 9/1/25 10:01 PM

QKyle Pitts
TE ATL (5)

Big & Rich
drafted
Kyle Pitts
13.12 #156 Mon 9/1/25 10:01 PM

San Francisco 49ers
D/ST SF (14)

Fat Lady is Singing
drafted
San Francisco 49ers
13.11 #155 Mon 9/1/25 10:00 PM

Houston Texans
D/ST HOU (6)

Dobbins is a Free Elf
drafted
Houston Texans
13.10 #154 Mon 9/1/25 10:00 PM